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I disagree because there is never any good reason to use this shit, and if you are using five pounds of it at a time, it's a major ingredient, don't mess it up with sawdust and cellulose and whatever other weird shit goes into that bagged crap. Buy five pound blocks, shred them yourself, by hand if necessary.
Some people don't care because it's convenient. I mean I would never use it again but then I tend not to go for shortcuts when doing it properly usually tastes better.
 
I disagree because there is never any good reason to use this shit, and if you are using five pounds of it at a time, it's a major ingredient, don't mess it up with sawdust and cellulose and whatever other weird shit goes into that bagged crap. Buy five pound blocks, shred them yourself, by hand if necessary.
Wholly agreed. There is no dish where the time saved by using preshredded cheese turns out even acceptable.
 
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You move more than Bruce Banner. I suspect you have a big green secret in your closet.
 
I'm going to be super brave here and say that pre-shredded cheese is actually just fine. Well when I am making potatoes au gratin or a nice mac and cheese, then yes I am going to buy several different kinds of cheese and grate them on my box by hand, because it actually does taste better and melts like real cheese should. But if I am just making chili or something and want a topping for extra flavor, I am going to use preshredded because fuck having to do the extra dishes.
 
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A rare moment of clarity
 
Is that real? Because if it is, that is fantastic. He's insulting himself AND his mutt father.

Back to cheese, holy shit I miss Cabot. I used to buy their white bricks, it was just the best. Now I'm buying some no named cheese shred that makes me wonder why I even bother. It's a blue bag, and the logo looks like "even our cows give zero fucks about this cheese"
Just checked, it's "Wisconsin Premium" which is a lie.
 
He 100% looks like a stereotypical urban wigger douche.

>Sleeveless shirts 24/7
>All kinds of tattoos (sorry, I'm not a fan of them)
>"What the fuck is leg day? When the kids get out of seminary in their shorts?"
>Nigger hat with nigger writing on it
>Retardly big nigger headphones over the nigger hat
>Not shown, but on my mother's eyes I know he's wearing some bigass novelty sneakers, probably physician authorized
>At least 3 Jesus-related accessories somewhere
 
I know we're not to tap glass, but I'd love to tell junior it's time to let go of dat boy cali and recognize that he's Toilet Cleaner Henderson now.
 
You can barely see it in the video, but the peppers are burnt to hell. Not blistered, but charred.

Also "I know people don't like spicy stuff" then proceeded to dump in buffalo sauce into the cheese, enough to where his assblasted taste buds can recognize it.
Eh, Franks isn’t all that hot. I know Tammy’s pissbaby pallet can probably handle it. If you really want to amp it up, add some cayenne pepper to it and let it simmer a bit. Jack is too lazy for that though. ME WANT PEPPER NOW.
 
Unpopular opinion which HHH got the ball rolling on. But I will go even farther and say I use that shit for most things. I understand its properties and make it work. CeLluLoSe is not a bogeyman.

There is nothing wrong with shredded cheese. If you like it for any particular applications or even most, that is fine, go for it. Every time it gets brought up y'all circle jerk about it being the devil incarnate. This time around, it wasn't even in a Jack recipe, someone just randomly invoked it. And now we have 5 pages of sperging. Again. Cheese preference is the absolute weirdest thing to try to assert superiority about, in a thread about a man with far greater sins. Can we at least wait for the next time he uses it in a recipe to derail a thread over.
 
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