‘Professional’ thief with 96 prior arrests busted again at NYC Target - Of Course It's A Fucking Troon, It's ALWAYS A FUCKING TROON.

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A self-described “professional booster” with 96 arrests on her record was nabbed again this week for allegedly stealing from an Upper East Side Target — and then released at her arraignment on Thursday, The Post has learned.

Michelle Mckelley, 42, allegedly boasted about her “hustle” at the store on Third Avenue near East 70th Street, telling cops, “I haven’t got caught in a long time,” after her latest bust Wednesday, prosecutors said in Manhattan Criminal Court.

“I’m a professional booster. Y’all are stopping my hustle,” the serial shoplifter allegedly told officers.

Speaking to The Post after her hearing, Mckelley unabashedly described how she “professionally obscures” items — including the red shirt she wore in court.

“I have to get a new outfit … so I have to go work,” Mckelley said when asked if she’d continue.

“I don’t call it stealing, I call it professional boosting,” she added matter-of-factly.

Police sources said Mckelley has 96 prior arrests, mostly for petit larceny, a misdemeanor that is not eligible for monetary bail under state law. She has at least four other open cases, one for robbery, a felony, and three for misdemeanors.

She was out on supervised release in another petit larceny at the time of the bust — and also had seven open bench warrants, prosecutors said.

The brazen “booster” has one felony conviction, two misdemeanor convictions and has failed to show up to court at least 27 times.

On Sept. 16, she allegedly also stole several items from the Upper East Side Target, including socks and bottles of Tide, before returning Dec. 11, to grab some clothes, according to a criminal complaint.
“You’re not asking for bail, people?” Judge Rachel Pauley asked prosecutors after they put in a request for supervised release.

Mckelley’s public defender supported the request, saying her client was complying with supervised release until around Dec. 1, when she became homeless.

“I’m just not convinced she’s going to comply,” Pauley said, citing Mckelley’s 27 failures to appear.

But still, the judge agreed to free Mckelley under the supervision of the Center for Alternative Sentencing and Employment Services (CASES). She warned Mckelley not to miss a single appointment, not to get arrested again and to make sure to show up to her next hearing, otherwise a judge could issue a warrant and set bail.

Also on Thursday, the same judge also ordered supervised release for another alleged serial thief, Stephanie Lindao, who police sources said has 72 arrests on her record, most of them for petit larceny and burglary.

Lindao, 33, is accused of hitting up the Target at 500 Grand Street in the Lower East Side three times just this month, on Feb. 8, Feb. 10. and Feb. 11, taking items including soap, detergent and clothing, according to a criminal complaint.


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>96 prior arrest
At one point does the law just go "fuck it, you can't be helped, in prison forever!"?
It used to be three felonies but the decarceration movement decided it was better to throw that out altogether rather than fixing the abuses that came with that so now we just have a revolving door of criminals instead.
 
Look I know the legal system can be a little fucky at times, but how in the hell do you get 96 arrests, and not get sent away for a good amount of time? Also, not sure if anyone else noticed this, but professional thief? Not too sure about y'all, but I don't think someone who averages about 2 arrests a year is professional.
 
>96 prior arrest
At one point does the law just go "fuck it, you can't be helped, in prison forever!"?
California used to have a "three-strike" policy; but was mainly for felonies and not misdemeanors. However the (((powers that be))) found it too unfriendly for the diversity people and it hardly gets exercised anymore. In the older days, we were able to bar people from polite society and run them off. They show up at the store, you could bounce them out because everyone knows they're a dirty fucking thief with no self control. Now-a-days, that'd be violating someone's civil rights or some shit... and before that we'd just take a hand, or your life.

Going soft really has ruined society.

I also don't like the idea of some idiot stealing shit from Target when the total cost wouldn't even rate a police report in California. If they're a "professional" thief, I expect high-priced items and other shit to fence. This nigger isn't walking out the store with a TV under their fucking shirt, so they're just a retarded petty thief with an impulse control problem. You want me to consider you a professional thief? Get caught doing some B&E into a jewelry shop or boosting some cars; I don't care if it's imitation Rolex's or a 1980's Honda, fucking impress me.
 
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Fun fact tide is easy to flence and drug dealers will take it.
They also will fence diapers and baby formula. Those choices are especially perfect since it lets smug, out-of-touch liberals like Cynthia Nixon claim these are "survival" crimes.
 
THAS A NIGGA
Look I know the legal system can be a little fucky at times, but how in the hell do you get 96 arrests, and not get sent away for a good amount of time? Also, not sure if anyone else noticed this, but professional thief? Not too sure about y'all, but I don't think someone who averages about 2 arrests a year is professional.
Do hundreds of heart surgeries and lose a couple and they'll call you 'Head of Heart Surgery'.

But boost five thousand pounds of Tide and get picked up twice? They won't even acknowledge your professionalism. SAD
 
Is he really a "professional" thief though if he's been arrested for it almost a hundred times? One of the objective measurements of being good at crime is not getting caught.
He's a nigger, they dont believe in merit. He calls himself a "professional booster", not "thief", so the word professional in this context is not a claim of how good he is at it, but rather the more esoteric use of the word as an adjective to describe your primary source of income (I am not a professional gamer even if I win all my games, because no one pays me to do it)
 
I also don't like the idea of some idiot stealing shit from Target when the total cost wouldn't even rate a police report in California. If they're a "professional" thief, I expect high-priced items and other shit to fence. This nigger isn't walking out the store with a TV under their fucking shirt, so they're just a retarded petty thief with an impulse control problem. You want me to consider you a professional thief? Get caught doing some B&E into a jewelry shop or boosting some cars; I don't care if it's imitation Rolex's or a 1980's Honda, fucking impress me.
I wanted to give her props for exploiting a broken system, but calling herself "professional" is insulting.


California used to have a "three-strike" policy; but was mainly for felonies and not misdemeanors.
The three strike system was harsh, but come on. 96 arrests? Nobody should be able to rack up that many arrests like it's GTA as a title. That's a broken system.
 
>96 prior arrest
At one point does the law just go "fuck it, you can't be helped, in prison forever!"?
With your driving record, they'll just impound your car and revoke your driver's license until you hand over an arm and leg to an judge...Unless you did something that's more heinous than an traffic/parking ticket.

But with " victimless " crimes like this fat man is doing, it really is an revolving door because he hasn't attacked anyone and there's hardly any financial gain in prosecuting him.
 
Is he really a "professional" thief though if he's been arrested for it almost a hundred times? One of the objective measurements of being good at crime is not getting caught.
For every time he's been caught, I can guarantee there's dozens he wasn't. Remember, most crimes aren't solved, but most criminals are caught.
 
With the things I've heard regarding Target's policies on theft, this doesn't surprise me. I would trust someone who worked in asset protection at Target before I'd trust a fucking cop to get something done.
 
>96 prior arrest
At one point does the law just go "fuck it, you can't be helped, in prison forever!"?
Never. Here's a post I wrote a couple of years ago about a man who was arrested over 1,500 times, from 1970 to 2017:
So here's one from the Web 1.0 days

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Fark.com had their own pet lolcow like 15 years ago. Henry Earl, a man in Lexington, Kentucky, that had been arrested over a total of 1,500 times. He was first arrested in 1970, and had his thousandth arrest in 2002. It was usually just for being drunk in public, and nobody really disliked him. I don't think he ever actually posted on Fark, so they just mostly kept up with his arrest records and random anecdotes about people spotting him who lived there - things like how he called himself James Brown, and said he could dance like him. There were several news articles written about him for (possibly) being the world's most arrested man, though they're not really interesting.

But as of the past few years, Henry Earl seems to have all but vanished, and nobody really ever talks about him anymore. I guess there's not much to say other than his ever-increasing arrest number, but according to arrests.org, Henry's last arrest was in 2017, and there's this Reddit thread where people were saying he's in assisted living now.
 
wanted to give her props for exploiting a broken system, but calling herself "professional" is insulting.
It's a man in a little orphan tranny wig.

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That's a rough 42. He's like a tranny Tyrone Biggums. "Y'all got any of them 12 year olds?" "I did not touch you in the shower when you were a kid, Ronda. You was dreamin"
 
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