Kaitlyn Siragusa / Amouranth - Top Twitch thot , constantly getting banned for skirting TOS , denies getting plastic surgery or being married, 7-11 owner

[Chocolate Wombat]

Wow, so many "Respect the hustle" and "she must be smart because..." comments. Today I learned you can be a simp without paying a single dime.

(Though admit it, you guys have absolutely tipped her before).

The entertainment she generates is not intentional on her part, it's a side effect of the business model she's using. The simps who donate to her only to be assmad when they realize their chicken tendie money isn't going to get them anywhere with her makes for some good laughs, especially when the same simps try to burn down her house. That shit is hilarious, but she's not generating that content on purpose. All Amouranth is doing is shaking her tits and ass to get money from morons dumb enough to pay for softcore porn.

That being said, I think she might be smarter than some other Twitch thots in that she's investing her money and has generally been ahead of the curve when it comes to thottery. I think the term "low cunning" would be more accurate than calling her intelligent. She might be smarter than Alinity but that's a pretty low bar.

 

[BScCollateral]

I agree with 0 personality but I'd say she's got to have at least more than 2 brain cells bouncing around her skull to be able to make her way to the position she's at now. She obviously has some amount of business acumen to get to the top and stay there.

Agreed. I'm not familiar with her, but she seems to be making a decent living.

"Owns a 7-11" puts her miles ahead of idiots like, say, Darksyde Phil or MovieBlob.

 

[FarCentrist]

Because she clearly resents it and is bored out of her mind 90% of the time she streams? Listlessly dry-humping an inflatable pickle isn't exactly mentally stimulating and Amouranth "has" to do that for ten hours a day every day. Sure its easy money but I'd unironically kill myself if that was my life.

Nah fuck that. I'd have more respect for her if she was an old fashioned prostitute that sucked 30-80 year old dick for money. Not even real life prostitutes that service men physically earn a fraction of what she does.

If she found her work boring she could easily utilize her attractiveness and female affirmative action privileges to work in literally any other job.

Whether she becomes a prostitute, a waitress, a lawyer or a wife of an oil baron, at least she would stop parasiting on the misery of her sexless virgin fanbase.

To be clear, I think her and her simps are as bad as each other,there are no good sides here

 

[Terra Pax]

Because she clearly resents it and is bored out of her mind 90% of the time she streams? Listlessly dry-humping an inflatable pickle isn't exactly mentally stimulating and Amouranth "has" to do that for ten hours a day every day. Sure its easy money but I'd unironically kill myself if that was my life.

She watches stuff whilst doing the lame ASMR routine for the simps. I searched her response to the Twitch leak from a few months ago and she spun it as "get me up higher on the leaderboard chat" in that way which is phrased as a joke but knows some suckers will actually do that.

T'is what it is. If your willing to pay money for cleavage shots (which would still be free even if you didn't donate) then that's on you for being a fucking fool.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Does anybody here actually know somebody who gives money to women like this?
I've had older coworkers who were very lonely, single dudes but they legit just solicit prosties.
What kind of people are giving these bitches money?

 

[Pee Cola]

Because she clearly resents it and is bored out of her mind 90% of the time she streams? Listlessly dry-humping an inflatable pickle isn't exactly mentally stimulating and Amouranth "has" to do that for ten hours a day every day. Sure its easy money but I'd unironically kill myself if that was my life.

That's not too different a menial office job or working in a factory for 8-10 hours. Only Twitch thottery pays significantly better than the traditional mind-numbing job and a thot can make a lifetime's worth of income in just a few years instead of grinding away for 40 years or more at work.

Yes, I believe she didn't come up with all that by herself, somebody tells her what to do. Maybe somebody saw her potential and the two partnered up, so now she's the face and the other person is the brains (probably her boyfriend).

Like a Naomi Wu or Belle Delphine type setup, only more subtle?

That being said, I think she might be smarter than some other Twitch thots in that she's investing her money and has generally been ahead of the curve when it comes to thottery. I think the term "low cunning" would be more accurate than calling her intelligent. She might be smarter than Alinity but that's a pretty low bar.

She doesn't appear to have a drug habit and she's putting her money into generating passive income. Even if it's someone else giving her guidance (as per the above comment), the fact she's smart enough to latch onto someone that seems to know what they're doing and doesn't appear to be her organ grinder makes her smarter than at least 95% of Twitch thots.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

She doesn't appear to have a drug habit and she's putting her money into generating passive income. Even if it's someone else giving her guidance (as per the above comment), the fact she's smart enough to latch onto someone that seems to know what they're doing and doesn't appear to be her organ grinder makes her smarter than at least 95% of Twitch thots.

Agreed. If a person is just smart enough to consistently listen to good advice, and they profit from it, then it's hard to argue they're stupid.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I’ve said this for years, but Amouranth is basically what happens when Alinity leaves to do OnlyFans and tries to act like a better clone of her.

 

[Just A College Boy]

Exactly how much of her business acumen is from her, and how much of it is from her team, including her husband?

 

[noddim pordend]

Does anybody here actually know somebody who gives money to women like this?
I've had older coworkers who were very lonely, single dudes but they legit just solicit prosties.
What kind of people are giving these bitches money?

People really be out here not understanding how zoomers are probably the most sexless generation in living memory.
t. Millenial

Exactly how much of her business acumen is from her, and how much of it is from her team, including her husband?

As someone before has said, she could be dumb as a brick, but if shes smart enough to listen to informed advice, the question is rather meaningless. For the record, though, I think its her team doing all the heavy lifting.

 

[FarCentrist]

Exactly how much of her business acumen is from her, and how much of it is from her team, including her husband?

She definitely has a male handler who she takes advice from or follows his decision making.

Behind every self made woman is her male leader. Anita Sarkeesian would not have achieved as much influence as she does without the help of her male handler Josh McIntosh. Now she's a hollow shell of what she used to be.

 

[Scheele's Green]

I don't think she's a cow. She's an entrepreneur who faces a lot of pathetic simps that talk about her fucking feet. That's got to traumatize anyone eventually. I watched a video of her reading simp pms and it seems to all be desperate pathetic pajeets. A Twitter message from the video: "Witch hole do you like fuck best?"

Like someone else said I respect the hustle.

 

[Empresa]

Detailed thread, gj OP

Thanks, null banned my alt so its staying that way ,its a shame really, I wanted to make a few edits and add some more stuff, but it is what it is.. anyways, Amouranth has paid for billboards to be put up around LA, advertising her OnlyFans and her recent gas station purchases.

Snap of tweet addressing them

[Great combo, ass + gas ]

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Cow crossover with kingcobra jfs btw

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

She looks kinda greasy and uncanny valley-ism in her photos, like she uses the juice from a can of spam to make herself all shiny in her photos

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

People really be out here not understanding how zoomers are probably the most sexless generation in living memory.
t. Millenial

How is that even possible? Zoomer women are the biggest sluts who have ever existed

 

[CharcoalChkn]

How is that even possible? Zoomer women are the biggest sluts who have ever existed

I really feel like a lot of it is performative for attention/to fit in online.

I don't know, I'm old and don't know any zoomers IRL. But I highly doubt they are out on the streets fucking when they can just take soft core photos for OF/TikTok and take in the cash.

I'm sure kids are fucking just as much/as little as 15 years ago, just online culture is so hyper sexualised now. (AAAAND now I know how my senior role models felt when I was growing up)

 

[FataBataRang]

I just realized something. There is a significant amount of loneliness and misery out there that thots profit from, of the sort that makes mine pale in comparison. The e-girl business just would not be profitable otherwise. You just can't sell this kind of stuff to a healthy, well-adjusted person with a quality social life. It's not the fault of these thots, but it still makes me sad.

 

[FarCentrist]

I just realized something. There is a significant amount of loneliness and misery out there that thots profit from, of the sort that makes mine pale in comparison. The e-girl business just would not be profitable otherwise. You just can't sell this kind of stuff to a healthy, well-adjusted person with a quality social life. It's not the fault of these thots, but it still makes me sad.

That's why as far as I'm concerned, e-thots should not have the right to talk shit about incels, virgins, creeps, manchildren, Pajeets and Mohammuds, what have you. Because their entire existence is funded by the aforementioned groups. I don't think Amouranth disparages incels etc but I know alinity does.

E-whores are hardly any better than drug dealers and their businesses contribute to and are dependent on the suffering of their customers.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

That's why as far as I'm concerned, e-thots should not have the right to talk shit about incels, virgins, creeps, manchildren, Pajeets and Mohammuds, what have you. Because their entire existence is funded by the aforementioned groups. I don't think Amouranth disparages incels etc but I know alinity does.

E-whores are hardly any better than drug dealers and their businesses contribute to and are dependent on the suffering of their customers.

I agree with that to a point. E-girls are definitely exploiting loneliness and desperation in men, but it's men who are willing to settle for parasocial relationships who enable them. People are responsible for their own choices and throwing money and attention at thots was, is, and always will be a bad idea. You really don't have to travel far to find well reasoned arguments against that kind of activity.

The people who enable Amouranth and Alinity with their purchases have probably heard somewhere that what they're doing is a waste but they keep doing it anyway. I imagine these people are experiencing some cognitive dissonance because on one hand you have mainstream media with it's yass queen slay narrative that encourages thottery, on the other hand they have friends and internet personalities who make fun of simps. Simps should know better, and on some level they probably do, but due to their addiction to a very specific dopamine drip they keep doing shit that's harmful to themselves.

While it might not seem like it at first mocking them really is the first step to making a positive change. As long as some portions of society are trying to tell them it's okay to be a mindless coomer other people need to point out that's shit advice and they need to regain some self respect.

See, we're making fun of them for their own good.

 

[FarCentrist]

I agree with that to a point. E-girls are definitely exploiting loneliness and desperation in men, but it's men who are willing to settle for parasocial relationships who enable them. People are responsible for their own choices and throwing money and attention at thots was, is, and always will be a bad idea.

Yes definitely the simps who enable the thots have agency and are part of the problem, one half in fact, the other half being thots. So I'm definitely not letting them off the hook.

Simps deserve 100% shame and 100% ridicule and they have all the power to stop the shame and ridicule: stop wasting money on thots and getting nothing (physical) in return). Even amouranth's personal twitch moderator couldn't even get a high five.