💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[JU 199]

I've seen AI algorithms produce jokes with more laughs than Hayden Black on accident.

We can test that


Guess It's true.

 

[AnOminous]

We can test that

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Guess It's true.

It had to be done.

For Science.

Probability suggests that it should eventually say something funnier than anything Hayden ever said.

 

[JU 199]

Probability suggests that it should eventually say something funnier than anything Hayden ever said.

He's more considerate than hayden too.

 

[Adamska]

The broken Engrish immediately elevates it. It's true, a broken AI screaming gibberish is funnier than Hayden Black trying to be funny.

 

[JU 199]

Black bot could make a show based off these tweets.

Hayden's dealing with trolls with that classic dry wit (not)

 

[APerson]

Just like Hayden.
...working on the catchphrase?

 

[Hat]

 

[soliloquyR]

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A for effort, Haydenbot.

 

[Adamska]

Right, just gonna state now, before it's too late, that can we please NOT have this devolve like Dobson's thread with masturbating over what the bot says? I've seen the ending before and it was shit.

 

[JU 199]

Right, just gonna state now, before it's too late, that can we please NOT have this devolve like Dobson's thread with masturbating over what the bot says? I've seen the ending before and it was shit.

I was supposed to shut the account down and I forgot. If it overstays it's welcome I'll deactivate it properly this time.

 

[JU 199]

Man, Hayden is fucking terrible with comebacks

From the tumblr- He re-blogged this post complaining about using Leelah Alcorn to promote something irrelevant

You can't make this shit up

 

[Sigyn]

Man, Hayden is fucking terrible with comebacks
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From the tumblr- He re-blogged this post complaining about using Leelah Alcorn to promote something irrelevant

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You can't make this shit up

It's not a complaint, its a "wow this is great". So he's probably asspatting himself for using her in GenZed.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Hey, remember this joke? Huh? Do you?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Why does he keep reposting his own jokes? If it wasn't funny the first time, what makes him think it will be the next fifty times?

Also,

The bot is amazing.

 

[Count groudon]

Hey, remember this joke? Huh? Do you?

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Wait, if he's admitting to going to whole foods doesn't that mean that he's calling himself a douchebag? Ha, took him a couple of months but it looks like Hayden is finally having a little clarity.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Hayden couldn't help himself.
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Killing 85% of the world population is not a solution to anything

Why does he keep reposting his own jokes? If it wasn't funny the first time, what makes him think it will be the next fifty times?

Also,

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The bot is amazing.

Autism

 

[女鬼]

Hayden has been making the Whole Foods joke about twice a month... for two years.

Spoiler: Autism. Oh so much autism.

He must be really proud of this one.

 

[JU 199]

Hayden has been making the Whole Foods joke about twice a month... for two years.

That's one of the saddest things I've ever seen.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

That's one of the saddest things I've ever seen.

It is probably a sad attempt as the Seth MacFarlane technique of "beating a dead horse for so long it becomes funny again"... which makes that even more sad, if your think about it.

 

[JU 199]

From the facebook page

Better get cracking Hayden, only two more days till the release date!