📚 Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I believe they choose the "erect" length because their artificial dick will obviously not grow when they want to have sex... thinking that they will ever get laid was their second mistake.

So they have the size ready and the pump to make it stand...

In all honesty, wouldn't it be a health hazard trying to fuck with it? I mean imagine it if comes off while a Gayden is trying to buttfuck someone? You'd have one with crotch trauma and one who have an arm sausage stuck up the ass.

 

[Ross Ulbricht]

FTM "phallos" have little in common with real dicks.
Real dick:
1. Is very small when flaccid. 5-6 cm or so. Easily fits in male underwear and doesn't attract attention
2. Has no hair - doesn't need to be shaved
3. Uretha is smooth and long and is flushed out multiple times per day.
4. Foreskin protects against UTIs and keeps penis head from rubbing against the underwear - so it always stays very sensitive.
5. Doesn't need any "erectile devices". Gets 3-4x bigger when erect.
6. Is usable for sex - very sensitive and can easily lead to an orgasm.
7. Is securely attached to the rest of the body.
8. No blood flow problems. Blood causes it to get and stay erect.
9. Standing to pee is easy. Foreskin also can control urine flow.
10. Arms and legs are unaffected. No ugly scars.
11. Balls are fragile, but they stay in the ballsack.
12. Balls make testosterone naturally.
13. Can be used for reproduction, getting women pregnant, having a kid, starting a family and so on.
14. Hetero women and gay men seem to like them

FTM "phallo":
1. Doesn't change in size when flaccid - usually comically large and can attract unwanted attention. (Or very tiny in case of metoidioplasty)
2. Hairs grow on it and it needs to be shaved regularly.
3. "Neouretha" has all sorts of nooks and crannies and also usually has hair inside it as well.
4. UTIs and crystals/stones in uretha are common, because "neourethas" can't be flushed properly.
5. Doesn't have anything like a foreskin. All sorts of crap can get in its "neouretha".
6. T causes clits to grow and rub against the underwear.
7. Needs a special implant and needs to be "pumped up" to even remotely resemble an erect dick.
8. Is just as sensitive as forearm skin. Jerking or sucking it won't lead to an orgasm. Way less usable for sex than a strapon dildo.
9. Doesn't have a penis head that functions like one.
10. It's a flesh roll and is only attached to the rest of the body with skin and scar tissue. Can be injured or torn off.
11. Usually has blood flow problems. Is colder and whiter than the rest of the body.
12. In most cases pee comes out from somewhere else so can't really be used for the holy STP trans rite.
13. Leaves ugly scars on arms and legs. Usually reduces arm strength, sensitivity and mobility.
14. Fake balls can fall out and have all sorts of complications.
15. Fake balls can't make testosterone. It needs to be injected.
16. Can't be used for reproduction in any way.
17. No idea who would want to interact sexually with something like that. Those who want "chicks with dicks" are chasing HSTS MTF troons instead.

So yeah - "phallos" are nothing like real dicks. It's insulting to even compare them to real dicks. I have no idea why those crazy women want anything like that between their legs.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

FTM "phallos" have little in common with real dicks.
Real dick:
1. Is very small when flaccid. 5-6 cm or so. Easily fits in male underwear and doesn't attract attention
2. Has no hair - doesn't need to be shaved
3. Uretha is smooth and long and is flushed out multiple times per day.
4. Foreskin protects against UTIs and keeps penis head from rubbing against the underwear - so it always stays very sensitive.
5. Doesn't need any "erectile devices". Gets 3-4x bigger when erect.
6. Is usable for sex - very sensitive and can easily lead to an orgasm.
7. Is securely attached to the rest of the body.
8. No blood flow problems. Blood causes it to get and stay erect.
9. Standing to pee is easy. Foreskin also can control urine flow.
10. Arms and legs are unaffected. No ugly scars.
11. Balls are fragile, but they stay in the ballsack.
12. Balls make testosterone naturally.
13. Can be used for reproduction, getting women pregnant, having a kid, starting a family and so on.
14. Hetero women and gay men seem to like them

Counterargument from someone who knows more about trans bodies than a cissexist biodicked bigot:

1. Trans mens dicks are superior to icky, tiny cisdicks

2. Not true! All my cis friends need to shave their dicks regulary.

3. And so is phallo uretha! Educate yourself!

4. What about cis men without foreskin????????????

5. What about cis men who need erectile devices????????????

6. And so are trans men's penises. They are 100% real penises and often even better than what cis men have.

7. Duh! The same is true for ftm penises!!!!!!!!!!!

8. Apparently cis men sexual dysfunction don't exist. Not that trans men's penises are sexually dsyfunctional, quite the opposite. They can get erect ANY time.

9. Trans men can also pee while standing up. Omg you are soooo stupid.

10. TIL no cis man has scars on their arms & legs

11. Cis mens balls are inferior. Just look how they are screaming and crying like little pissbabies when they get hit in the balls.

12. Again you are excluding cis men who can't produce testosterone naturally.

13. Not every woman wants children and you can also adopt???????????

14. Because like you, they are ignorant, bigoted and transphobic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's how I imagine would a trans/gender clown respond.

 

[FarmVille]

Great discussion going on r/phallo

Maybe “it” is being able to pee and have orgasms?

 

[AfghanBlue]

u/Kitty_Kimz, a man who constantly posts pictures of himself on transgender porn subreddits, just proudly announced he has had an amhole installed. There is absolutely no way this dude's axe wound won't end up here in soon time.
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posted this 9 hours ago.
waduhmatta, amhole life not shaping up?
fr tho um...for someone who has just flung themself into the amhole, this doesn't bode well for his regret potentiality..

Spoiler: nsfl, natch

edit- ugh, the whole rest of his account is just him wanking in various subs.
why would he do this?
regular dudes dont have that kind of dick obsession.
woops.
see how much hollow internet validation, in ever decreasing upvotes, he gets from fingering his fistuals, and watch him howl in regret.
the sheer fact he's posting his dead dick is a wail of fear from the future, the troon banshee

 

[Piss Bear]

Great discussion going on r/phallo

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Maybe “it” is being able to pee and have orgasms?

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All I am reading here is coping and seething. How can these people be so delusional? Also OP’s trans friend here is based.

posted this 9 hours ago.
waduhmatta, amhole life not shaping up?
fr tho um...for someone who has just flung themself into the amhole, this doesn't bode well for his regret potentiality..

Spoiler: nsfl, natch

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edit- ugh, the whole rest of his account is just him wanking in various subs.
why would he do this?
regular dudes dont have that kind of dick obsession.
woops.
see how much hollow internet validation, in ever decreasing upvotes, he gets from fingering his fistuals, and watch him howl in regret.
the sheer fact he's posting his dead dick is a wail of fear from the future, the troon banshee

This nigga just looks like a femboy. He should stay that way if he is a fag. His life will be a lot easier.

Edit: >He just had an amhole installed
Lmao RIP.

 

[AfghanBlue]

This nigga just looks like a femboy. He should stay that way if he is a fag. His life will be a lot easier.

Edit: >He just had an amhole installed
Lmao RIP.

you noticed it just slightly too late....unfortunately for him, same.

 

[behindyourightnow]

In all honesty, wouldn't it be a health hazard trying to fuck with it? I mean imagine it if comes off while a Gayden is trying to buttfuck someone? You'd have one with crotch trauma and one who have an arm sausage stuck up the ass.

“Please calm down, I am an experienced ER doctor, there is nothing I have not seen in a human rectum before, just let me see so I can—HOLY CHRIST IN HEAVEN WHAT THE HELL IS THAT”

 

[Putin Bot]

To add some Islamic Content, there was a story of a woman who went to an ER to extract an object from her vagina. When the ER doctors removed it, it was gray, long, and they had no idea of what the hell it could be. The woman was like, "Oh, that's the deer tongue I was using to masturbate with!"

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

Great discussion going on r/phallo

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They say they can have any custom penis they want, yet I have yet to see an of them get a penis at all. Only thing they get to customize is their delusions.

"The only big differences between natal penises and phallo penises is the method and size of an erection"...?!?!? Motherfucker left out the main damn thing- neophallo can't reproduce, make sperm, precum, jizz, all that. Your neo phallo is pointless. Show me the vas deferense, bitch!!!

 

[that can't be right]

To add some Islamic Content, there was a story of a woman who went to an ER to extract an object from her vagina. When the ER doctors removed it, it was gray, long, and they had no idea of what the hell it could be. The woman was like, "Oh, that's the deer tongue I was using to masturbate with!"

Blowfly girl lives on

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Motherfucker left out the main damn thing

Kek, it can’t even feel.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

minor cow ErinInTheMorning is counting down to his manhole installation with Dr. McGinn next week
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This poor child.
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Erin is one of those super delusional Twitter troons that believes this surgery makes him the real thing. It's the final chapter for him and no one can tell he is male afterwards. He is insufferable now, and I can only dream of the new heights of his insanity we will witness. There is no way he would admit to any complications or it not being perfect- he's spent so much time on GoFundMes and reddit talking about it and making plans and idolizing his surgeon.
This sentimental post "just another woman, existing without effort" real women don't need to dilate their surgically inverted dicks, dude
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that sweater doesn't make you a lesbian, and neither will your amhole.

According to his insta, the amhole's been dug. Keep an eye out.

 

[garbage cake]

According to his insta, the amhole's been dug. Keep an eye out.

keep tabs on his very own thread

 

[YumeNoHero]

Spoiler: NSFL: Stinkditch that looks like the surgeon stapled the troons dick down

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link to post
Two years with two revisions.

This is what really tight pants does to a mf.

Alright, we've got another one of those abomination surgeries where the dude keeps his penis but still has a stinkditch installed. Heidi Wittengberg was the surgeon.

First to note, this guy brags about dilating, and Jesus, he actually went to a gynecologist for a check up. At least this gyno was a male, and not a female. He apparently has pee coming out his "vagina"!?! Not sure why that would be a thing if they didn't mess with his dick.

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Spoiler: The horror...the horror!

Spoiler: I need to use the larger purple first before I can fit the blue, but I don't need the small orange or purple dilators anymore.

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Spoiler: My view while dilating. I like how it looks, but it will be better with labia.

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Spoiler: My view before I start dilating.

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Spoiler: What it looks like after dilating

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I don't understand the point of these nonbinary surgeries. Who exactly is going to want to fuck his "vagina" while he still has a dick? Why get a "vagina" if you still want to keep your dick? Not to mention look at how close it is to his asshole. He's probably also effectively made it to where he will never be able to get an erection again. But who cares about those things, amirite?

Imagine fingering a wound and be shocked that it leaks blood and pus, wow.

 

[Autistic Joe]

FTM "phallos" have little in common with real dicks.
Real dick:
1. Is very small when flaccid. 5-6 cm or so. Easily fits in male underwear and doesn't attract attention
2. Has no hair - doesn't need to be shaved
3. Uretha is smooth and long and is flushed out multiple times per day.
4. Foreskin protects against UTIs and keeps penis head from rubbing against the underwear - so it always stays very sensitive.
5. Doesn't need any "erectile devices". Gets 3-4x bigger when erect.
6. Is usable for sex - very sensitive and can easily lead to an orgasm.
7. Is securely attached to the rest of the body.
8. No blood flow problems. Blood causes it to get and stay erect.
9. Standing to pee is easy. Foreskin also can control urine flow.
10. Arms and legs are unaffected. No ugly scars.
11. Balls are fragile, but they stay in the ballsack.
12. Balls make testosterone naturally.
13. Can be used for reproduction, getting women pregnant, having a kid, starting a family and so on.
14. Hetero women and gay men seem to like them

FTM "phallo":
1. Doesn't change in size when flaccid - usually comically large and can attract unwanted attention. (Or very tiny in case of metoidioplasty)
2. Hairs grow on it and it needs to be shaved regularly.
3. "Neouretha" has all sorts of nooks and crannies and also usually has hair inside it as well.
4. UTIs and crystals/stones in uretha are common, because "neourethas" can't be flushed properly.
5. Doesn't have anything like a foreskin. All sorts of crap can get in its "neouretha".
6. T causes clits to grow and rub against the underwear.
7. Needs a special implant and needs to be "pumped up" to even remotely resemble an erect dick.
8. Is just as sensitive as forearm skin. Jerking or sucking it won't lead to an orgasm. Way less usable for sex than a strapon dildo.
9. Doesn't have a penis head that functions like one.
10. It's a flesh roll and is only attached to the rest of the body with skin and scar tissue. Can be injured or torn off.
11. Usually has blood flow problems. Is colder and whiter than the rest of the body.
12. In most cases pee comes out from somewhere else so can't really be used for the holy STP trans rite.
13. Leaves ugly scars on arms and legs. Usually reduces arm strength, sensitivity and mobility.
14. Fake balls can fall out and have all sorts of complications.
15. Fake balls can't make testosterone. It needs to be injected.
16. Can't be used for reproduction in any way.
17. No idea who would want to interact sexually with something like that. Those who want "chicks with dicks" are chasing HSTS MTF troons instead.

So yeah - "phallos" are nothing like real dicks. It's insulting to even compare them to real dicks. I have no idea why those crazy women want anything like that between their legs.

When you list it all out like that... jeez it's like "What you ordered from Wish.com" vs. "When it arrived".

 

[Dolomite]

Great discussion going on r/phallo

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"Waiting for better technology".. Oh, you'll be waiting forever.

 

[ProtoParrot]

/u/spoopyboiman on /r/MedicalGore (gets me every time): Updates to my (22FTM) metoidioplasty (bottom surgery) as promised

Spoiler: Stump dick! Get your stump dick here!

Spoiler: Perfectly safe and healthy

Spoiler: Sand Worm emerges

 

[YourFriendlyLurker]

/u/spoopyboiman on /r/MedicalGore (gets me every time): Updates to my (22FTM) metoidioplasty (bottom surgery) as promised

Spoiler: Stump dick! Get you stump dick here!

Spoiler: Sand Worm emerges

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Spoiler: Perfectly safe and healthy

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This is the moment when I don't even know what I am looking at anymore. FTM? MTF? Fuck knows, it's long beyond even looking human.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

/u/spoopyboiman on /r/MedicalGore (gets me every time): Updates to my (22FTM) metoidioplasty (bottom surgery) as promised

Spoiler: Stump dick! Get you stump dick here!

Spoiler: Sand Worm emerges

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Spoiler: Perfectly safe and healthy

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Perfectly safe and healthy and in no way a violation of the Hippocratic Oath.