Looking for dummy ads

[Null]

I'm looking for dummy ads at these resolutions. Please provide an image and a URL to go along with it. I will accept any ad, no matter how stupid, and regardless of if it's SFW or not. If your ad or your URL is NSFW, please denote it.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Something like this?

http://i.imgur.com/SB6nMx1.png

 

[José Mourinho]

Made one for ADF. You can either link this to his Lolcow Wiki article or the subforum.

https://kiwifarms.net/forums/c-i-s-center-for-cultural-oppression.61/
https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Ahuviya_Harel

Made another one due to his infamous Obama pic. Either link it to ADF's related pages or sites to Obama:

And one for McCain:

 

[Bugaboo]

I don't know if you'll accept gifs so if not so I provided a regular png version

Spoiler: PNG WARNING SPIDER

Spoiler: GIF WARNING SPIDER

As for what it would link to this maybe?

Spoiler: LINK CONTAINS SPIDER

https://45.media.tumblr.com/4555b8e3d6a9c64adf4eb3ed61fe09e8/tumblr_ms0qkhWtma1rpxkmvo1_400.gif

I don't know if this is acceptable but I thought it was funny so whatevs

 

[SpessCaptain]

My new album.
edit: http://puu.sh/ly3rd/59f3c04118.png

 

[Null]

As for what it would link to this maybe?

Should probably make it point to a real website. People'd be disappointed if they just got a tumblr link.

 

[Null]

My new album.

Again, please give me a URL.

 

[Bugaboo]

Should probably make it point to a real website. People'd be disappointed if they just got a tumblr link.

Ok let me find one

FOUND ONE
http://www.zsl.org/experiences/friendly-spider-programme

 

[KatsuKitty]

I think this is an actual Trump ad

 

[Derbydollar]

Should point to https://www.donaldjtrump.com/ wow

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

its nature's remedy

[the URL]

alt URL if you dont want that

what do you need these for, btw?

 

[systemlord_baal]