Orbiter Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[MirnaMinkoff]

Definitely lunch for one. Good Jewish Deli food is legit 10/10 but I'd have thought Mr. The Saviour of the White Race wouldn't want to eat Jewish food out of some weird ass principle.

He’s going to a Jewish deli to play on Pantsu’s daddy issues.

Imagine fatty sitting all alone stuffing his Gunt and taking a photo of his sandwich for Twitter. He’s such a pathetic bitch.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

don't think this was posted here yet, saw this on another board figured I'd add it to the conspiracy
this is from ralphs fag dancing video yesterday

 

[Aramis]

Where the heck is Meigh?

In a hell of her own creation.

 

[dankeybong]

Fake baby arc begins

 

[Null]

Gentlemen.

December 25th.


December 31st.
May claims she ate tree nuts. She is deathly allergic to them. Anaphylaxis during pregnancy is extremely dangerous.

January 10th.
The starts vague posting about being sad. She also looks incredibly depressed.

Seems like Meigh had a harder week after the judge’s verdict than one would have expected. The second one reminds me that she hasn’t even cut back on smoking during pregnancy, most likely.

February 5th.
No visible bump in reflection. No visible bump in photos. Not showing off stomach anymore.

She should be very pregnant and wearing maternity clothes. Her bump should be twice what it was in December.

Even in pregnancies with petite women / borderline anorexic masculine frames like May's, she should be showing.

Ralph and May say they're not going to release a name or any photos of the baby. Why? Don't tell me that Ethan fucking Ralph and May "I want to be a vtuber I wear pantsu on my head kawaii" have come to their senses about offline privacy.

Are you telling me May wouldn't be gratuitously tradposting about the bump? No. I don't believe it.


Edit: Another thought. Ralph organized his gay bowling tournament about a week before May's due. I can believe Ralph is stupid, careless, thoughtless, self-indulgent ... but really? She could easily go into labor and he'd be two thousand miles away. It'd make a lot of sense if that time just had no significance to Ralph.

And I won't accept some bullshit fluffed up stomach picture when Ralph copes about this. You can buy fake bumps on Amazon. Either show skin or don't bother.

 

[Jack Awful]

Gentlemen.

December 25th.
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January 10th. May eats pine nuts. She is deathly allergic to them. Anaphylaxis during pregnancy is extremely dangerous. She starts vague posting about being sad. She also looks incredibly depressed.



February 5th.
No visible bump in reflection. No visible bump in photos. Not showing off stomach anymore.
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She should be very pregnant and wearing maternity clothes. Her bump should be twice what it was in December.

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Even in pregnancies with petite women / borderline anorexic masculine frames like May's, she should be showing.

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Ralph and May say they're not going to release a name or any photos of the baby. Why? Don't tell me that Ethan fucking Ralph and May "I want to be a vtuber I wear pantsu on my head kawaii" have come to their senses about offline privacy.

Are you telling me May wouldn't be gratuitously tradposting about the bump? No. I don't believe it.

As morbid as it sounds, miscarriage is a better fate for Xandria than Ralph and Pantsu's parentage.

R.I.P.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

She starts vague posting about being sad. She also looks incredibly depressed.

 

[Sneed_Snake]

Gentlemen.

December 25th.
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January 10th. May eats pine nuts. She is deathly allergic to them. Anaphylaxis during pregnancy is extremely dangerous. She starts vague posting about being sad. She also looks incredibly depressed.



February 5th.
No visible bump in reflection. No visible bump in photos. Not showing off stomach anymore.
Ver archivo adjunto 2961858Ver archivo adjunto 2961859

She should be very pregnant and wearing maternity clothes. Her bump should be twice what it was in December.

Ver archivo adjunto 2961863

Even in pregnancies with petite women / borderline anorexic masculine frames like May's, she should be showing.

Ver archivo adjunto 2961866

Ralph and May say they're not going to release a name or any photos of the baby. Why? Don't tell me that Ethan fucking Ralph and May "I want to be a vtuber I wear pantsu on my head kawaii" have come to their senses about offline privacy.

Are you telling me May wouldn't be gratuitously tradposting about the bump? No. I don't believe it.

The glasses part is some top notch sleuthing lol

 

[ClipBitch]

horse pregnancies take 11-12 months idiot

 

[Steely Dan]

So I guess that means the pedo miscarried. Very sad, sending my thoughts and prayers.........




SIKE

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

Ralph can't cry and get sympathy for May's miscarriage because he was ripping into Sargon when his wife miscarried. Scummy behaviour but what can you expect from the Ralphamale

 

[White Girl]

As morbid as it sounds, miscarriage is a better fate for Xandria than Ralph and Pantsu's parentage.

R.I.P.

Dark tinfoil:
What if May's mom laced the food on purpose?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Ralph can't cry and get sympathy for May's miscarriage because he was ripping into Sargon when his wife miscarried. Scummy behaviour but what can you expect from the Ralphamale

it's probably exactly why he did since Ralph projects his insecurities and problems onto everyone else.

 

[Akiren Amamiya]

If this latest theory is true, it sure would explain a lot of the more recent happenings. That being said, I can't help but feel like Ralph would make a much bigger deal out of it. It would be premium paypiggie bait if he released an article telling people they'd had a miscarriage and he could even take more time off to go to Vegas.

 

[Jack Awful]

Ralph can't cry and get sympathy for May's miscarriage because he was ripping into Sargon when his wife miscarried. Scummy behaviour but what can you expect from the Ralphamale

Ralph is terrified of haters shitting on him.
He wouldn't eat bugs because the haters would use it against him. He said that people rattling pill bottles genuinely bothered him.

I feel like he'd fake a pregnancy to prevent the miscarriage being used against him by the haters.

 

[Mossad Facade]

I feel like he'd fake a pregnancy to prevent the miscarriage being used against him by the haters.

Thats dumb. He would be made fun of more if it came out that he supposedly lied about the status of the pregnancy. Ralph would absolutely use a miscarriage for sympathy points.

 

[A Logging Company]

Ralph is terrified of haters shitting on him.
He wouldn't eat bugs because the haters would use it against him. He said that people rattling pill bottles genuinely bothered him.

I feel like he'd fake a pregnancy to prevent the miscarriage being used against him by the haters.

Lets not forget that a miscarriage or the whole pregnancy being a farce would give the Vickers a big win in Ralph's mind.

 

[Null]

Thats dumb. He would be made fun of more if it came out that he supposedly lied about the status of the pregnancy. Ralph would absolutely use a miscarriage for sympathy points.

Dear retard anime avatar,

He has made fun of multiple people for having miscarriages. It's an L he refuses to take.

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

it's probably exactly why he did since Ralph projects his insecurities and problems onto everyone else.

Sargon's miscarriage was 2018 or 2019 iirc, it was definitely before his Hello Jim stream

 

[Neil]

Thats dumb. He would be made fun of more if it came out that he supposedly lied about the status of the pregnancy. Ralph would absolutely use a miscarriage for sympathy points.

Dear retard anime avatar,

He has made fun of multiple people for having miscarriages. It's an L he refuses to take.

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