🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Insanely Retarded]

While I am no Sargon fan, I think back in 2018/19 when he was feuding with Jim and Ralph he was going through a hard time - what with the angel baby, the substance abuse etc. Yes, he was an egotistical idiot who self-owned, but I think there was a lot more than meets the eye going on behind closed doors for him.

Hence, he seems to have learned his lesson from trying his hand in politics. I don't watch his podcast, never will, but he is earning a living and staying out of the public eye rather than doubling down and getting beaten up in Portugal.

Yes, I've never liked Carl or watched his content, but as you said, there were some good reasons for his behavior, and he seems to have learned his lesson.
Still, whenever I remember any of the things he did during that period of time, I can't help but laugh, with Ralph it's more of a "how can anyone be so stupid/how can anyone do this to themselves willingly?".
I don't know, in the end they're both spergs (one worse than the other though), and I don't want to sound like I like Carl, let's see what Ralph does tonight, but he has a high bar to beat with 30 min of Carl smugly chuckling to himself while muted.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Lol, ok.
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Ur such a faggot. What has jim done to me irl? Nothing. Ralph has done years of shit to me irl, just like you have. No need to be petty to people who talk shit, let them talk. Its more justified when you and ralph take shit to my IRL like the jaded cunts you both are. Look in a mirror. The answer is simple. Ralph is an insufferable Sociopathic loser like you and jim is a cancer aids patient laughing at idiots like me on the internet.

 

[Hüftpriester]

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Holy shit he's spiraling even more than I expected.

"I only speak that real shit" what an unapologetic white nigger.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Remember the last time Null and Ralph spoke and it was just Ralph shrieking at Null hysterically so Null couldn't even get a word in edgewise? I have this distinct memory that one of the things Ralph threw at Null was "Jim doesn't like you." It was a little weird, because Ralph was acting like it was this huge burn and Null was just . . . okay, um, so?

 

[Measured Kong]

It’s hilarious to me that Ralph only ever comes to these essay long conclusions that someone he previously associated with for years is actually a snake devoid of principles when he gets made fun of. If you can judge a man by the company he keeps, I wonder what judgment that leaves to a miserable little piggy who can’t keep any company at all without spitefully (perhaps literally?) shitting his pants the moment a single joke at his expense is made.

 

[Sperglord666]

Let's talk about some real shit. How far down will the killstreams numbers dip after the drama is over? I haven't even kept up with it lately, what is he at like a couple of hundred viewers of stream?

 

[BigThaiGreenCurry]

Imagine thinking this deserve a feature, from a washed up 'gamer gate' journalist and an internet funny man who deleted his channel.

It is funny if you follow it, but its absolutely irrelevant for 99% of other people

 

[The Wokest]

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Ralph imagines people being in his shoes? Not being able to handle it?
Well that's a bit hard since no one would even make the uninterrupted succession of stupid decisions and actions that got the Gunt where he is now in the first place.

 

[Image Reactions]

Imagine thinking this deserve a feature, from a washed up 'gamer gate' journalist and an internet funny man who deleted his channel.

It is funny if you follow it, but its absolutely irrelevant for 99% of other people

That could be said about most of the featured shit.

We are all retards here.

 

[Desktop User2]

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Being a man is writing passive-aggressive articles like a woman refusing to name the person you are shitting on because you are too scared to go at him head-on. I guess that's just what ole Ronnie taught him as a boy!!!

In some hospital bedroom in Lisbon, you can hear Simple Plan blasting. Also, this should be on Twitter/Fedverse spergouts.

 

[Retink]

Holy shit he's spiraling even more than I expected.

"I only speak that real shit" what an unapologetic white nigger.

He's just keeping it real an' shieeeet.

 

[Tiger Jack]

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Being a man is writing passive-aggressive articles like a woman refusing to name the person you are shitting on because you are too scared to go at him head-on. I guess that's just what ole Ronnie taught him as a boy!!!

Ralph's ego is as fragile as his fat, broken body.

 

[Hazel Motes]

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Being a man is writing passive-aggressive articles like a woman refusing to name the person you are shitting on because you are too scared to go at him head-on. I guess that's just what ole Ronnie taught him as a boy!!!

Real men never shut up about how really manly men they are. That's how you know they are men. And they do this all on the internet. That's how you know.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

I suspect being a dental hygienist is retarded by Chinese parent standards.

I know those titties be looking good when she's leaning over you while you're in the dentist chair brb

 

[BigThaiGreenCurry]

That could be said about most of the featured shit.

Quote me one other featured shit from gamer gate 2017 era funny men

Edit: Ralph pure doesnt count because he isn't funny because of gamergate

 

[Bryan Dunn]

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LOL he learned nothing. Amazing. His mouth gets him beaten half to death in portugal and right after surgery hes back on his trash talking grind. What a trailer trash wigger.

 

[RussianParasite]

Remember the last time Null and Ralph spoke and it was just Ralph shrieking at Null hysterically so Null couldn't even get a word in edgewise? I have this distinct memory that one of the things Ralph threw at Null was "Jim doesn't like you." It was a little weird, because Ralph was acting like it was this huge burn and Null was just . . . okay, um, so?

There was never more proof that Ralph would be ass mad beyond words once Jim started making fun of him. What a womanly thing for him to say: “oh yeah, you’re breaking up with me because I’m crazy, well my friends don’t even like you so it’s not a big deal suck on that!”

Dear Ralph, Jim didn’t like you either.

 

[CapricornusRex]

She was born that way.

Every time I look at your avatar it makes me uneasy. Like the photo used in movies to show a villain before they became the monster they are today.

Is it one face? Or two faces merged in to one... ghoulish creature (Yes I know it's Meigh)? Looks like it should be playing drums for a Whitesnake cover band.

 

[Jack Awful]

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He's hoping noit's sister's the same age as Kyle Rittenhouse's sister.

 

[Sperglord666]

Because there was fucking video of them calling the police you whinging limpwristed faggot. If there was video of Ralph screaming at Portuguese police about Jim I'd feature it but his gay blog article is not interesting to people who don't care. What does someone from the furry board get out of reading it if they don't understand the context?

You people are so fucking gay with your Internet daddies holy shit.

Oh come on Null. It was really super hard for me to find this thread right after Jim's stream to check in on the drama. It's not like there's a giant link right there on the front page about Ethan Ralph.