Orbiter Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votos: 162 11.6%
  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votos: 283 20.2%
  • After a year.

    Votos: 233 16.6%
  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votos: 722 51.6%

  • Total de votantes
    1,400
May is obsessed with the tradwife LARP but doesn't actually know how a traditional family works. She only knows what it looks like based on tweets and instagram accounts
The internet is full of lazy, dumb and uneducated fuckers who latched into this trad roleplay in search for a sense of purpose. When you lack a personality, life prospects and irl meaningful relationships, it's easier to go online and larp as a family person than to face reality, have some honest to god moment of introspection and fix whatever issue(s) made you turn online and larp as a fucking 50s npc in the first place.

Larping as trad is also a way of insecure weebs and incels to 'dunk on the left and the gays and the gipsies and the blacks and the women bc they are the ones ruining my life not me!', as if by doing this they aren't dunking on themselves the most.
 
will Neigh leave Gunt now that he's flipped on Nigger Jim?
I alluded to this earlier, but Pantsu, if you're reading this, this is your moment. Piggy won't be back for a few days to a few weeks. Copy those hard drives, pack your bags and hoof it (see what I did there) on out of Richmond. You''ll hopefully have enough dirt to make some seed money while you hire lawyers to sue Ralph for paternity, This is your chance!
 
She's already liking all his tweets but whoops, that last one might be in error Meigh:
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Actually the more I think about it that's probably Meigh deliberately throwing shade at the only woman Ralph ever loved.
 
The world may finally know peace when Xander inevitably troons out and the Ralph bloodline is permanently dead-ended.

They aren't taking advantage of the situation as much as they could because neither of them understand what it is like to be pregnant or live with a pregnant woman. Ethan was on the other side of the country while Faith was pregnant and May has never carried a foal to term. Neither of them understand the kinds of difficulties pregnant women deal with when they are 6-7 months pregnant. Both times my wife has been pregnant at somewhere in that 6th month I had to start helping her with a lot more stuff just in daily life. Anything that requires any kind of upper body strength? Yeah she's going to need help if she's actually pregnant.

This is also the time when women start to develop Braxton Hicks which can be painful. The baby is naturally going to be kicking a lot more as well and depending on how the baby is carrying that can cause a lot of pain. Yeah. Meigh isn't pregnant.
Yep around 6 months is when the physical issues and body limitations start because the baby starts to get so big and put strain on your body. But she doesn't really do much so maybe she hasn't noticed. I still think shes lying though untill we see her and him holding the baby. Poor baby is going to have such bad horse and fupa genes.
 
If pantsu leaves before ralph dumps her she should cook one final meal for him and take pictures for Twitter.

A single ear of corn on a plate, with a lemon wheel.
 
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May needs to have the Mazda ready to drive Ralph straight to Minnesota to make Daddy Jim give Ralph back a shred of dignity and then Jade will break his left orbital.

I wonder if May tried to talk Ralph off this cliff? Going after Jim is beyond retarded for what’s left of his gay dead e-career. Or is May one of those true psychos and egging Ralph on to burn it all and laugh madly as flames consume them?
 
Welcome to the ninth circle of hell Meigh. But fear not, your head start is a gift from God. You can and should dodge the bullet that's slowly coming your way from across the ocean. People with nothing and noone to lose are exceptional kind of a burden. The best possibility is that he becomes needy, attention draining delicate drama hog, that will suck the life out of you and offer nothing in return. You better be gone before you inevitably betray him and hurt his feelings. If you are indeed pregnant this should be a no brainer. Take that "fetus" somewhere where it won't inevitably be targeted every day by Gunt's bruised ego. Merciful thing would of course be to give it up ASAP but, one step at a time is better than none at all.
 
May what are you doing? He’s going to take this as a slight! Good thing there’s an ocean between you two
 

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Pantsu is a very weird person so perhaps better Pantsu watchers will be able to explain how this is all normal. But here are some weird things about this pregnancy:
- Lack of reference to prenatal care. Prenatal care ramps up sharply as a woman approaches the end of the pregnancy, going from an appointment perhaps once a month to every few days by the end. I don't think either Pantsu or Ralph has made reference to seeing an OB or a midwife or any care since the last ultrasound, which would have been at 20 weeks.
- No baby stuff. Babies need a lot of stuff. This is a first baby. No crib, no stroller, no car seat, no clothes. Typically people start accumulating this stuff during the pregnancy. There are some cultures that don't because it's bad luck, but Pantsu and Ralph aren't members of those cultures.
- Very Very Trad women would even prioritize making things themselves for the baby. They'd be making booties or receiving blankets or decorating baby's nursery. Pantsu larps as trad with pictures of the food she cooks for Ralph, but nothing that she's doing for the baby. She really doesn't seem excited at all.
- None of the social events that precede childbirth in modern secular culture. No gender reveal? No shower? No excited friends? May be explained by neither of them having any friends.
- Ralph goes off here there and everywhere when typical first-time moms want their partner available in case there are issues with the pregnancy or an early labour. How many women here would be fine with their spouse going off for unnecessary international travel when you're seven months pregnant? May be explained by the fact that they might hate each other.

Anyhow. It's just a weird vibe. I'm hoping someone who knows Pantsu better has some insight into what the heck is going on here. What was Ralph like during Faith's pregnancy? Faith seemed much more normal in her reactions than Pantsu does.
Most of this could be explained by some combination of “She doesn’t care”/“Ralph doesn’t care”/“They don’t get enough validation anymore to broadcast it”
 
For the child's sake, I do hope it's fake. Otherwise it's going to get disturbing real quick when Ralph, Meigh, and Uncle Dax start shooting and uploading video of a naked infant to own the trolls at the karen farms. It's a funny joke, guise!
 
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