🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Pres. Benjamin Franklin]

I want to hear this fat faggot lisping through a mouth of broken teeth with tin-can-and-a-string Internet.

same, but would even he be that stupid?
stream like that to own.... us?

 

[Niggernerd]

Wow Ralph took a shot a Jade.

While he's making a pig horse baby with neigh. LOL

 

[AnOminous]

same, but would even he be that stupid?
stream like that to own.... us?

He would be. The funny thing is no matter how much he will want to stay off the Internet, he needs money. He needs to stream. So we'll see his fucked up face, with all his masculinity and dignity permanently removed, very very soon.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

If he does stream tomorrow, it almost certainly will be audio only from his end. He won't post teeth....not yet. It would be too big of a win for the aylawgs

well if he talks like 50-Cent or someone constantly clenching their teeth it's 50/50 his shit is wired or he's coked up

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

well if he talks like 50-Cent or someone constantly clenching their teeth it's 50/50 his shit is wired or he's coked up

Or both.

 

[A.Shitposter]

lol Ralph didn't run after shit, more like he tried running away and the gunt dragged him down. Nobody believes a word of it, stay in the tourist areas you fucking worthless idiot.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

who knew that Portugal had such fertile lands?

 

[BeholderNN]

Ralph just picked a fight with Metokur. And Jim just started making fun of the Gunt's height, weight and penis. You really can't make this shit up.

https://twitter.com/QuarantinedCoof/status/1488333266285477894

I wouldn't say this is the end of Ralph's career, but the idiot just got the internet's full attention for at least two weeks.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

We know how Ralph’s “plans” usually pan out. He better have a video stream, watching him try to stream from Portugal is guaranteed hilarity.

Here's a sneak preview of what Ralph's 'Jaws Wired Shut Show' will sound like tomorrow. The opening of the Pillstream as read by MS Narrator.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

I have it on good authority that Josh Moon has always wanted to go to Somalia, but has been unable to because he's insufficiently Ralphamale.

 

[AnOminous]

I have it on good authority that Josh Moon has always wanted to go to Somalia, but has been unable to because he's insufficiently Ralphamale.

The Ralphamale should tattoo "Fuck Niggers" on his forehead and then buy a one way ticket to Mogadishu.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I have it on good authority that Josh Moon has always wanted to go to Somalia, but has been unable to because he's insufficiently Ralphamale.

Really? I heard he wanted to go to Haiti.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Did Jim say he needs to get Null in for an interview about his guilty purse snatching ways? Or am I dreaming?

You heard right!

 

[Herpes Complex]

Really? I heard he wanted to go to Haiti.

The worst that happens in Haiti is he ODs before the HIV gets him. Mogadishu would be an incredible action/snuff trailer.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

The worst that happens in Haiti is he ODs before the HIV gets him. Mogadishu would be an incredible action/snuff trailer.

If he went to Uganda he could star in the latest Wakaliwood blockbuster!

The possibilities are truly endless. Inshallah.

 

[Fannyscum]

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[Sam Losco]

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Warski earned this victory lap.

 

[Realistic Elephant]

Porks passage to Hamburg. If he got beaten the shit out of him by Moor in portugals, i got a feeling that it also might just happen to him over there. Might be a fun one.

Got the itinerary ready for all:

Hog's Hiatus in Hamburg
Swine's Sojourn in Southampton
Gunt's Gambit to LaGuardia

 

[Christorian X]

Warski earned this victory lap.

He really did. If I were Andy and saw that this is life with moderate sobriety I'd be running full tilt towards straight edge just to see what else would happen. He really deserves all his success right now.

 

[drateR]

I've got $3k for whoever gets the Armani bag. I'll return it to Ralph with some fantastic modifications.