My Personal Experience with Justin Trudeau

[Space_Dandy]

Justin Trudeau came over to my house one time. We were playing Legos, he brought some of his over and we were building things together. He said he wanted my sweet underwater exploration Lego set. I told him no, that it was my favorite. He started stomping his feet and said he'd get it anyway. When his mommy came to pick him up, he packed my underwater Lego set into his bag. I told him to give it back before he left. He told his mommy that it was his all along and that I was just jealous. She clearly didn't know who had what and just told me to give it to him. I was so mad that I told him he was dead to me. His mommy said they were never coming over again because I was a spoiled rotten brat. He stuck his tongue out at me on the way out.

 

[Least Concern]

I saw Justin Trudeau at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[The Last Stand]

Dude is racist as all hell. Putting eh at the end of your sentence doesn't make it okay.

 

[stupid frog]

he got covid lol

 

[Divine right to rule]

Justin Trudeau is actually the fucking leaf that always posts the copypasta in every /pol/ humor thread.
Annoying as fuck.

 

[Boobie Bomb]

I saw Justin Trudeau kissing Santa Claus

 

[Pee Cola]

Has anyone ever seen Justin Trudeau and @Arm Pit Cream in the same room?

 

[Knight of the Rope]

Has anyone ever seen Justin Trudeau and @Arm Pit Cream in the same room?

Nobody has ever seen @Arm Pit Cream and any other living human being ever in the same room.

 

[EnemyStand]

Ran into Justin Trudeau one time. It was pretty wild, since I didn't expect to see him in Burgerland. When I asked why, he dropped trow right there and started furiously masturbating. I was somewhat impressed by the audacity of the whole thing, but as this was a public park with children around I politely asked him to pull his pants back up. The mad lad ripped off his dick and threw it at me! I was pretty angry at first, but then realized it was a pen cap. I sympathized, I've gotten my dick caught in a pen cap many a time and it did indeed look like I was furiously masturbating to get it free. His response, however, shocked me to my core.

"There was actually plenty of room. Gotcha! You Americans are too easy." He then ran off into the sunset, his pants still around his ankles giggling like a schoolgirl. Literally just like a schoolgirl.