DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Beverly Sutphin]

Why does his "business" Switch have a personal account of momwife on it, Phil? Is Kat a unpaid intern at Burnell productions? Is her main responsibilities at Burnell productions fulfilling her soulmaid duties, like vacuuming, making sure your DoorDash meals are hot and fresh out of the microwave? I would say "Be honest.", but we all know you can't.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Ok I found it, the wrestling persona of Piggy I give you Mighty Joe Thunder:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eWcyRFMYCbEFor the un-initiated Mighty Joe Thunder was a wrestler brought in around 83' to feud with then WWF champion Bob Backlund who hadn't been in the ring since the early 60's it shows here and just like Phil he's a mix of lumpy and lankly and totally out of his element because the industry changed around him yet he stayed the same.

Except that guy had stepped away for twenty years, while Phil has been at this for over a decade and has nothing to show for it except the worst rep possible.

@Beverly Sutphin I would love to know when her last login is, and I'm willing to bet Phil would rather get hit by a car than show everyone.

 

[UaineRunei]

Just started watching the stream and the first thing I hear is:

"1MinuteMan is not around and probably doesn't even know that the top tipper can name a pokémon, so..."

... so 1MinuteMan doesn't even know what game you're streaming?

 

[Jose Cuervo]

“We all know birds are in the Raptor family and they originated from lizards/dinosaurs”.

I never thought it’d be humanly possible for someone to get so many things wrong in a single sentence.

 

[Nineteenlevels]

1minuteman is his dad

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

1minuteman is his dad

Are you saying Phil was an accident? Dave you had one job, and failed it.....

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Just started watching the stream and the first thing I hear is:

"1MinuteMan is not around and probably doesn't even know that the top tipper can name a pokémon, so..."

... so 1MinuteMan doesn't even know what game you're streaming?

Okay that confirms it for me.

So the "buy-in" for this "interactive" stream with a lot of "chill" "fun" requires at least $25.01+ to name something for him. Now talk about a fuckin' scam. I would be surprised if anyone bothers with this gimmick.

 

[Full Race Replay]

To this day I don't know what the fuck Phil was thinking when he uploaded that. Has he never heard of the word 'exploitable' before?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=e4XfPMlc4RA
Also the clip of him walking in front of the gay bar never fails to make me horse laugh lmfao look at that wonderbread wop strut

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I'll share my favorite #DSPfanvid compilation

 

[Genichiro]

Phil would love the Lunar New Year Celebrations. One of the rituals indeed involves giving red pockets, which are literally envelopes with money like innocent Derich mentioned.

Phil being married and mature adult, has to do the giving instead. *hint hint*

How about a nice $100 in a red packet for your good junior and loyal watcher, Derich ? You can give it through PayPal too !

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Okay that confirms it for me.

So the "buy-in" for this "interactive" stream with a lot of "chill" "fun" requires at least $25.01+ to name something for him. Now talk about a fuckin' scam. I would be surprised if anyone bothers with this gimmick.

Phil suddenly remembered that the paypigs used to like topping each other, and is trying to get that going again.

What he should've remembered instead is WHY the paypigs stopped caring about that to begin with.

 

[Ortsnay]

“We all know birds are in the Raptor family and they originated from lizards/dinosaurs”.

I never thought it’d be humanly possible for someone to get so many things wrong in a single sentence.

Wow as someone who likes birds this is just so damn funny.

I know he's calling it the "Raptor family" because birds of prey are called raptors and he no fucking idea families of animals are always in Latin.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

When you get a tip in the middle of your grand standing announcement of a stream break.

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Went back for a fullscreen image and got this instead.
Caption this. This is too funny for me.

For people who don't watch the Strokémon stream, Phil called his character "A$$ Ketchum". Not only does he find that name hilarious (that's his whole joke repertoire) but doesn't miss an opportunity to say "ass" whenever the MC's name comes up in a dialogue. It's already torture listening to this man reading EVERYTHING, dialogue and descriptions. You know, in JRPGs (and other genres) where you pick a name and where dialogue is voiced, often they say something like "you" or nothing instead of your random picked name. Phil shows no mercy and can't wait to say it the 100th time.

If I were trans and watched Phil's stream, I may have chosen to be part of the 41%.

Edit. Phil found out that you can name Pokémon in this game, too. Top tipper right now is ONE... MINUTE... MANNN! I wonder what name he'll pick. lol
Edit2. Stream is over. 1MM is too shy to type in chat, I guess. Phil, just name a random Pokémon "SilentBob".

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

1minuteman is his dad

Well, Phil is a bitch, after all.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

homeboy spent so much energy hyping up Pokemon. You just know he'll tone it down when Dying Light 2 releases.
"Ladies and gentlemen. The REAL hardcore gaming season/brokevember starts now. Pokemon Arceaus came out last week but it was more of the same I hate to it. And people just don't care about that kind of game style any more. But this game is definitely gonnw be better"

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Caption this. This is too funny for me.

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

Well, Phil is a bitch, after all.

Uhhhhh, no!
Everybody knows Phil's-a-nigger, dood.
*snort*
*head shake*
*lean in*

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

They should add a new catgeory: DSP playthrough >= 50 hours. Explanation: if you take this long you are in need of help

On the website each of the categories also have 3 different times, a rushed time, a median time and a leisure time. I checked the leisure time for some of the games he recently finished and they're so ridiculous I swear DSP himself submitted them. The only other explanation is that someone with narcolepsy submitted those times and factored in the time they spent asleep at the wheel as "playtime".

 

[Muu]

They had to re-upload the video maybe a paypig will see the light
Top ten worst dsp moments 2021

https://youtu.be/d8OTSec9B6E

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Why does his "business" Switch have a personal account of momwife on it, Phil? Is Kat a unpaid intern at Burnell productions? Is her main responsibilities at Burnell productions fulfilling her soulmaid duties, like vacuuming, making sure your DoorDash meals are hot and fresh out of the microwave? I would say "Be honest.", but we all know you can't.

I love that he chose fucking Tom Nook, who’s often seen as a shady businessman. If only it had been Crazy Redd…