🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votos: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votos: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votos: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votos: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votos: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votos: 47 2.0%
  • Total de votantes
    2,361
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Oreo dijo:
New link: https://www.olx.pt/d/anuncio/bolsa-georgio-armani-IDGWQ4l.html
https://archive.md/yCEVs

and it looks like our friend Manuela is a dude

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whats even more fucked up is that he took the crown
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Guntburglar dijo:
I try and try to ignore this fat faggots existence but every time, without fail he does the most dumbest shit over the most innocuous of transgressions and because of his choices utter disaster ensues. Pulling me back into observing his unending downward spiral.
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You've been here long enough to know that there is no escaping the gunts event horizon.
 
MirnaMinkoff dijo:
Obviously the actual face stomper needs to lay low, at least until Ralph and his new face are sent back across the Atlantic, because he did commit assault. However, nothing could stop said face stomper from posting on KF (or elsewhere) since he could safely be anonymous. Obviously he would need some sorta of proof he’s the face stomper - photo evidence (plz god) or other items just found on the street laying right next to an unconscious Ralph.
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Usually what happens is the people who commit the initial crime, be that a robbery, mugging or theft will have someone they regularly sell goods on to. This person will not ask where they got the goods, nor will they want to know - this compartmentalises the crimes, introduces a certain degree of plausible deniability for them and allows the actual thief a means to quickly move hot property.

If Ralph's retelling of the tale is true, four people acting in a group would suggest that this was some low level organised crime gang. OCGs will have this down to an art, and will operate like a well oiled machine. This fella probably knows the person who beat Ralph up, but is unlikely to know what happened.
 
AncientPhosphur dijo:
Congrats to Ethan Ralph on another day sober without alcohol!
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This is actually an insanely good point. His body is certainly going to be in withdrawal at this point. The hospital may very well be forced to put him in a detox program during recovery.

For the first time in years, if not over a decade, the Gunt could actually find himself seeing the world through sober eyes as he stares back at the horrendous path of destruction he has left behind him as well as what he is returning home to. The question is, does he run out and double down by going full Bluto and chugging a full bottle of whiskey straight or come to some clarity?

Who the fuck am I kidding...Makers will be seeing record profits this year.
 
DriveByComment dijo:
Older meme, but it checks out. Morphine is decent with the withdrawals.
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But does it work to counter DTs? They’ll want him to be NPO for 24 hours before surgery so hopefully the nurses keep him doped up because 24 hours without food or alcohol he’ll be impossible to stand. Or maybe they won’t be able to keep him doped because he’ll be under anesthesia and they don’t want any drug interactions.

All I know that surgery is going to be hell. There’s a chance of Ralph waking up because his body is used to processing drugs
 
How did he manage to keep his phones and stuff is the real question. He surely can't have been rendered completely inert otherwise they'd have gone. They only got the bag, 150€ and his cards - which are probably largely useless.

Eve Ralph's version leaves out the actual ending of this.
 
It's possible that there is some hint of truth in both gunts and sellers lie. Let's say drunken Ralph was having fun in some bar, and his purse was idling on some table or chair. Alleged thug saw it (found it) and decided to collect it peacefully (mugging). Gunt noticed and starts yelling and approaching him (chased him down) and ends up beaten halfway to death cos he escalated the situation like a wigger he is.
 
Terra Pax dijo:
How did he manage to keep his phones and stuff is the real question. He surely can't have been rendered completely inert otherwise they'd have gone. They only got the bag, 150€ and his cards - which are probably largely useless.

Eve Ralph's version leaves out the actual ending of this.
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They snatched the purse. Phone/etc was probably in his pocket
 
Terra Pax dijo:
How did he manage to keep his phones and stuff is the real question. He surely can't have been rendered completely inert otherwise they'd have gone. They only got the bag, 150€ and his cards - which are probably largely useless.

Eve Ralph's version leaves out the actual ending of this.
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Quite possibly this didn't even start out as a mugging. They might have just grabbed the murse as an afterthought when they were done beating him down.
 
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