DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[EarwaxGourmet]

I love it when fat fucks pretend to eat/drink healthy.

 

[Yautja]

Massive Karen rant about how beaners and ESL shouldn't have DoorDash/etc. jobs because they call him to ask for the gated community code.

Classic New England "friendliness" but I suppose the suffering he endures on a daily basis does try his patience.... fucking morons

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

I want to pose a question here, as opposed to the wing's board for contrast. Why are Wing's trolls so much more aggressive, not worried about pozloading my neghole, among other things DSP's trolls don't really do. It feels like there's a hugely different dynamic.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I want to pose a question here, as opposed to the wing's board for contrast. Why are Wing's trolls so much more aggressive, not worried about pozloading my neghole, among other things DSP's trolls don't really do. It feels like there's a hugely different dynamic.

DSP's trolls have a higher IQ than their target.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

I’d bet $100,000 that Phil has had sex with Kat less than 20 times since meeting.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

DSP's trolls have a higher IQ than their target.

So what you are saying is, that giving DSP money through superchats with hilarious troll/detractor names that he will ignore is maybe not a 150IQ move?

EDIT:
@Pandalee’s Tits sure, but I'd say 2 times or less.
EDIT2

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

So what you are saying is, that giving DSP money through superchats with hilarious troll names that he will ignore is maybe not a 150IQ move?

Maybe I mistook your use of 'troll' to mean 'detractor'. Also, having a higher IQ than DSP doesn't necessarily imply a 150 IQ.

~100 will do.

 

[actually]

I’d bet $100,000 that Phil has had sex with Kat less than 20 times since meeting.

Any thoughts on the wetness of water?

 

[WolverineGuy22]

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Sound's like a guilt trip right? But no. The guy is a bitch:

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In DSPLand is weak and cowardly to inform Phil of the truth of what he's doing.

Sounds like this guy is completely honest and has thick skin, right?

Sorry if I'm late. But, furthermore, the first tip he got in his boomer begs segment read "DSP I'm sorry tips have been so slow tonight...". Literally guilted into donating.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Part of an Asmongold stream reminded me of Phil's insane rant about how anyone who promotes a product is a shameless sellout who isn't worth respect:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4VtqBB07aD4:407

Off-topic rant, fuck this rat-faced faggot.
He does all kind of scummy things to win in WoW like accepting money and gear handouts, having people carry him, reserving valuable items for himself in raids, and so on.
But when the Reddit hate bandwagon comes knocking, he's there to join in for the attention and asspats (something Phil does, see my post isn't that off-topic!).
Asmongold's part of the reason the WoW community has the "Winning is everything" mentality, but botting and boosting isn't okay because...I said so?
"'He's greedy'? Oh I'm sure you're not!"
The funny thing about conniving people, they think everyone's as morally bankrupt and willing to fuck people over as they are. Piece of shit.

 

[Genichiro]

So what you are saying is, that giving DSP money through superchats with hilarious troll/detractor names that he will ignore is maybe not a 150IQ move?

Yes.

To be honest, it is very hard to compete with a bar that keeps sinking into quick sand.

 

[the khat quaffer]

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“People are saying I need a “seed phrase” to access my wallet. Uhhh…what?”

That hat. That fucking hat. Why does he still put on that shit-kicker hat. Look at that pasty white gabaghoul. Flabby chest and doughy arms. That saggy jowl, swinging triumphantly from a life of leisure, of never wanting, of never having had to do any physical labor once in his life. That slack-jawed off-tilt maw of his struggling to string together some glottal noises at his disabled viewers. And those eyes...the blackest eyes. The devil's eyes. Scrunched together in a feverish attempt to read something two feet in front of him because glasses, apparently, make him look weak.

I dunno there's just something ironic about him wearing a cowboy hat indoors. First of all don't be a faggot, men don't wear hats indoors. Full Stop. The same way we don't wear sunglasses indoors: we look stupid doing it. Second, wearing a cowboy hat implies you've got some cowboy in you. Not up your ass Philip, calm down, I meant that you came from a ranch or you lived a ranch life at some point or you maybe even rode a goddamn horse for 5 minutes one time. Horses not named Khat, Phil, though I'm quite sure you've never ridden her either. You could put a cowboy hat on Larry fucking David and he would make a more convincing cowboy.

I don't even know why the fuck he wears that stupid fucking hat. I know there's not much point in thinking about anything the roach does too hard. I think it goes back to his King Of Hate days, in that case why didn't he pick up some spray-painted crown or something? Maybe go to burger king and get a kid's meal and wear the paper crown.

I don't even know why the hat cowboy hat rubbed me that way today. It just all of a sudden went off in my head how stupid he looks wearing it. Goddammit I hate you so fucking goddamn much Phil. You need to say nigger on stream again so youtube can cut some bacon off your back.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I’d bet $100,000 that Phil has had sex with Kat less than 20 times since meeting.

i'm gonna be a bit more realistic and say it was 0 times

 

[Iron Hamster]

Soo either one of Phil's Whales going to make those 22 socks and proceed to complete the membership goal or its going to fail.

I believe some should be dropping off soon.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Any thoughts on the wetness of water?

It’s robust and possibly flavorful.

 

[UsedUp]

The year 2050.

DSP 68 years old.

He's finally decided to retire from gaming but...

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil still whining that the game is lying when it comes to latency, and not because he sucks at Halo. I'm still dumbfounded that even with the game handholding those who play with controllers that Phil still manages to have the shittiest aim.

 

[PieceofShet]

Phil still whining that the game is lying when it comes to latency, and not because he sucks at Halo. I'm still dumbfounded that even with the game handholding those who play with controllers that Phil still manages to have the shittiest aim.

Obviously all the games lie about its connection. It doesnt matter that it shows the latency, its a lie. Halo, Injustice, Dragonball game.

 

[actually]

Phil still whining that the game is lying when it comes to latency, and not because he sucks at Halo. I'm still dumbfounded that even with the game handholding those who play with controllers that Phil still manages to have the shittiest aim.

His headshot percentage is 13-14%.

 

[PieceofShet]

Did anything happen in the break? Its been a while I seen him this salty. Brings out all the classic excuses.

Or maybe just a slow day.

EDIT:
WOW, I didnt know he BEGS FOR STREAM LIKES NOW! Holy shit. He really wants that thanks button.