🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Retink]

That would explain how he managed to chase after him without having a heart attack..

Imagine being a Portuguese person just having a nice smoke and then you see two hamplanets waddling at their top speed, which is slower than most people walk, one of them yelling that their purse was stolen. That's when you know you just have to sell your house and move, because you're now in wigger country.

 

[Mister Qwerty]

New Killstream merch

 

[Garth]

Does he actually need surgery or are we irresponsibly speculating on that?

According to Horsetranny he does.

 

[Telemeter]

When was his car crash? This is like 2 extremely traumatic events in, what, a month?

Five, actually.

1. Las Vegas heart attack.
2. Car crash.
3. Getting stuck on a back road and nearly freezing to death.
4. Becoming a convicted sex offender.
5. The Lisbon Guntlet.

 

[FFinfo]

Orbital fractures are often caused by assault.

Etiology of orbital fractures at a level I trauma center in a large metropolitan city

I know, but most assaults do not result in orbital fractures

 

[Image Reactions]

Someone get a scarecrow set up, because the harvest is here.

 

[BallBuster]

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This was good, but you missed a golden opportunity.

I mean think about it. Scratch marks under his eyes, beaten to a pulp, Vega is from Spain but that is close enough to Portugal. I think I cracked the case Kiwis!

 

[instythot]

sadntrad tweeted he was getting surgery this morning. No updates in 2 hours so maybe he's dead. LOL

Meigh said he's getting surgery on Twitter.

Then I reiterate my position that this was not a mugging, this was Ethan Ralph being himself in public and finding out how that goes over. Note finding out rather than learning. He won't learn shit from this

 

[Tommy's Mom]

According to Horsetranny he does.

HIS ORBITAL BONE IS BROKEN. HOLY FUCK. LOL!

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Ethan looking good with his Portuguese smile!

 

[draggs]

Every stream is gonna be a pillstream now

It was going go be like that eventually, but thank you to some based Moors or gypsies or North Africans or Portuguese or whoever the hell it was for accelerating the process

 

[MeltyTW]

You're confused mate. Null was talking about South Sudan, not Brazil.

I think he actually was talking about going to Ukraine to live but pussied out because of Russia, you just know pigs going to go there and try and claim a win, fucking ralph I hate when he tries that fucking shit you ain't winning nothing piggy

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

It's not even February and at least three top-tier things have landed on the plate.

2022 is gonna be awesome.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Four, actually.

1. Las Vegas heart attack.
2. Car crash.
3. Getting stuck on a back road and nearly freezing to death.
4. The Lisbon Guntlet.

Also he had the DUI thing? Or was that the wreckless driving thing?

I almost went on the Killstream.....I feel good Ralph forgot he invited me and people convinced me it was a bad idea

 

[Goofy Logic]

Someone get a scarecrow set up, because the harvest is here.

THE CORN JUST KEEPS COMING

 

[AnOminous]

I dunno, this looks like just regular fight damage. I don't get all the pearl clutching.

Bitch what are you on about when is the last time you literally needed facial reconstructive surgery because your skull was literally shattered? There are MMA people who get kicked in the face all day as a job who don't have that shit happen.

 

[Motherf*cker]

So he needs to recover from the orbital surgery for a week, but will he need to wait even longer before getting on an airplane? I know you can't fly on a plane without any kind of broken nose or orbital issue because you could die.

Correct.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

Ralph was beaten pretty badly and sustained some possible serious injuries. He does have my sympathy for that: no one deserves to be robbed and beaten badly.

I dunno, I think if anyone deserves to get beaten it's probably Ralph. He's had a good long run of doing atrociously scummy things without ever facing real, tangible consequences. This seems like fairly clear cut karma to me.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Five, actually.

1. Las Vegas heart attack.
2. Car crash.
3. Getting stuck on a back road and nearly freezing to death.
4. Becoming a convicted sex offender.
5. The Lisbon Guntlet.

Gee, it's almost like God is pointing straight at you and saying, "Hey. You better stop fucking around RIGHT NOW."

 

[free_protons4u]

Five, actually.

1. Las Vegas heart attack.
2. Car crash.
3. Getting stuck on a back road and nearly freezing to death.
4. Becoming a convicted sex offender.
5. The Lisbon Guntlet.

Jesus I forgot about the heart attack.
No way this asshole is getting out of 2022 alive.