Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Ninon42]

OH NOOOOO JEN SHIT CAKE

The rare occasion when a content warning for food is justified.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

King James apparently had a thing for his legs:

And Henry VIII was pretty proud of his calves. What is it with the British aristocracy and legs?

 

[DatBepisTho]

And Henry VIII was pretty proud of his calves. What is it with the British aristocracy and legs?

Have you seen the rest of them bods British aristocracy has? It's all they had to offer.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

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Islam
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Crevasse arc initiated
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Self care help initiated lol. Remember this was the same game he chimped out over freezing or fucking up and had an anxiety attack about.


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How long is he gonna be gone and where is he going?

Pay your child support, Neck.

Also included attatchment of Wedge RT-ing himself when he was skinny in clown makeup because he wants it to be halloween again.

These pics of Wedge are legitimately disturbing.
And wait, is that kabuki? Like I said weeks ago? Just admit you read the thread, Wedge!

 

[moonchild]

For all Kev wants to posture as being so edgy and totes alternative, in the end the person he reminds me most of is a mid-30s dying video rental store manager who has to force himself to get out of bed because he has nothing to live for. How exceedingly blase.

at least the video store manager guy still gets out of bed and goes to work, Kevin's life consists of lying in bed and staring at his phone. that's somehow even sadder.
I've mentioned something like this before in this thread, but so many of Kevin's problems would be solved if he just got off social media and actually did stuff in his free time. the best way to fight off depression and dark thoughts is with exercise, creative hobbies, and being honest with himself and learning to self reflect. if you lie around doing nothing, no shit you are going to feel bad. he has a big ranch full of work that needs to be done, and I'm sure there's places in town he can get a job (and earn an income so he won't have to beg everytime be wants a new toy).
Kevin, if you are reading this thread, delete twitter and get your shit together, and maybe you will be a bit happier (or don't so we can keep laughing at you)

 

[AMHOLIO]

Kevin, if you are reading this thread, delete twitter and get your shit together, and maybe you will be a bit happier (or don't so we can keep laughing at you)

Kevin, if you're reading this, listen to this advice:

Oh, they even have online courses for helping you out:

Think of all the weed you can buy!

Edit: Also, Kevin, if you can read this, you are fat and I would not have sex with you.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I have Kevin updates. Idk if it’s just me, but it seems like he hasn’t tweeted much (in terms of actually tweeting to his own profile). He seems to be retweeting as usual though. I’m probably wrong.
Anyways the tweets I collected start off with Kevin excitedly announcing that he completed applications for Denfur and BLFC’s Dealer Dens (rather than a job). [A]

Kevin responds to Hasbro Pulse revealing a new toy by immediately creating a queer lore for it. [A]

Less than 40 minutes later, he is once again indulged in his queer degenerate shit upon the arrival of his “gay robot pony comic”. In the replies he shows off his transformer pony toy. [A]

Kevin is distressed because of some bullshit involving a plush and a video game he pre-ordered. I’m trying not to get ninja’d so I’m not reading this shit [A]

Some Tranch terminology [A]


Kevin isn’t the only one that’s been tweeting, though. Wedge has been a bit active as well. Yesterday morning he compared the fall of capitalism to the end of Yandere Simulator (a nice callback to what brought me to the farms, if I do say so myself). [A]

Video game sperging. The game in question is Fallout 4. [A]

Wedge insists that the plight of ghosting trans women face is superior to that of cis women. I wonder why he got ghosted so much. [A]

Could it be this (no, I don’t know and I don’t care what this tweet means, all I know is that Wedge is a little scary). [A]

Spoiler: Images

Edit: I’ll add archive links later. Added

 

[cuddle striker]

getting a little too close to Klaus Nomi for my comfort. Leave Klaus alone!

 

[stupid frog]

What are they gonna sell at a dealers table? Kevin's toy collection?
They dumped all their garbage on the Indians.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

What are they gonna sell at a dealers table? Kevin's toy collection?
They dumped all their garbage on the Indians.

Alpaca jerky?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Alpaca jerky?

Nice of you to assume there's going to be any meat left on their bones, and in the unlikely event there is it's going to be in usable condition.

 

[Law]

What are they gonna sell at a dealers table?

Slaves?
The tents and trailers might be getting crowded and Penny might have to cut expenses.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

getting a little too close to Klaus Nomi for my comfort. Leave Klaus alone!

A Klaus Nomi and ReAnimator fan? I'm not alone in this world....

 

[Cluster Beezin]

Wellbutrin is an upper. Why would a doc prescribe that for anxiety?? I don’t know if that’s a normal thing, but I would think an upper would run the risk of making anxiety worse, not better. It’s also used at low doses to help people quit smoking, so I guess it might have the same effect of taking the edge off, but it just seems like an odd course of action.

This is correct. Wellbutrin is a good alternative to SSRIs for people who are dealing with mild to moderate depression, but it is contraindicated for people with primary anxiety or panic disorders due to its stimulant effects.
The doctor probably gave it to him because he was complaining about not being able to coom on his SSRIs (Tweet | Archive). Wellbutrin is often prescribed as an alternative for people who have sexual side effects on SSRIs.

The delusion runs deep here. He electively underwent chemical and surgical castration, but the antidepressants are definitely the cause of his sexual issues.

 

[Watamelon]

Re:Fallout 4

The BoS is not bad nor good. Theyre quite literally a reason why some places are civilized but also the reason those places do not advance. They're basically self serving pricks who will cover your ass if you tell em where the lasers are stashed.

It's also a representation of traditional BoS instead of the Lyons approach, which relates to the previous point, given she went soft.

And they have been proven right over and over in terms of their gating based approach regarding super mutants, ghouls and the like.

So yeah, fuck off Wedge. Spend less time making shitty looking characters and read a bit.

/end of autistic rant

 

[one_time_user]

He better be careful with the welbutrin. I know 2 people who had Temporary psychotic breaks from taking it. I know it is a generally safe medication but when it goes wrong, it go3s really wrong.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Holy shit thought Wings of Redemption turned into a troon for a second.

"Mods, ban anybody who says I am not a real women. Like honestly."

 

[Miss Misery]

Those are called either pasta bowls, salad bowls, or soup plates. They don't need a portmanteau for something that already has several standard terms.

 

[Arietis]

Those are called either pasta bowls, salad bowls, or soup plates. They don't need a portmanteau for something that already has several standard terms.

Troons. They are experts at raping English.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Those are called either pasta bowls, salad bowls, or soup plates. They don't need a portmanteau for something that already has several standard terms.

Ignorance breeds words like this. And it'll only get worse, with time.