Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[anti SJW]

Bob did alot of damage to Chris by paying the girls in high school to pretend to be be His friend and hang out with Him.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Bob did alot of damage to Chris by paying the girls in high school to pretend to be be His friend and hang out with Him.

Imagine how much Bob would have paid Chris' college classmates? You are right. That just added to Chris' entitlement.

 

[brahsparagus]

He should've bought one for Chris.

If there is one thing I know about ghosts, its that they appear when someone died with unfinished business.
If Chris is not buried with his parents, the ghost of adult tomgirl Chris will stalk the Earth along with the ghost of 8 year old Chris and Patti, and ain't nobody want that.

 

[Ophelia]

He should've bought one for Chris.

No one wants to buy death shit for their kid. Bob paid off their house and left them financially stable before he went up to the great lumberjack camp in the sky. That’s more than Charb deserved.

 

[Smleman303]

Why stop there? If you told Bob what a shithole his life would become if he married Barb, that could have prevented their marriage and probably eliminate a hell of a lot of trouble for numerous people as a result of Chris never being born.

So time travelling Thot patrol?

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Maybe he'll do Fanta-shots in her honor?

Leave that to the weens.

Let's all agree to pour one out when Barb passes on. Save a bottle of nice lotion for the special day.

If there is one thing I know about ghosts, its that they appear when someone died with unfinished business.
If Chris is not buried with his parents, the ghost of adult tomgirl Chris will stalk the Earth along with the ghost of 8 year old Chris and Patti, and ain't nobody want that.

The only way to satisfy spirit Chris' unfinished business would be for some poor girl to ghost-fuck him and bear an ethereal ghost baby Crystal.

I imagine the girl would just be some random student at PVCC or Manchester High, having no idea what the fuck is happening when some dead guy who used to go to the school 50 years ago has chosen her as his heartsweet.

 

[Muu]

Let's all agree to pour one out when Barb passes on. Save a bottle of nice lotion for the special day.

Talking of respect I wonder if the cwcki will close for a week like Bob.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Talking of respect I wonder if the cwcki will close for a week like Bob.

Maybe it will get confetti. Bob was far more liked than Barb. Also, Chris was more respected back then (relatively speaking, I mean).

 

[Mason Verger]

If there is one thing I know about ghosts, its that they appear when someone died with unfinished business.
If Chris is not buried with his parents, the ghost of adult tomgirl Chris will stalk the Earth along with the ghost of 8 year old Chris and Patti, and ain't nobody want that.

Ironically due to his future registered sex offender status, Tomgirl ghost Chris won’t be allowed within 500 ft of 8 yr old ghost Christ.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Ironically due to his future registered sex offender status, Tomgirl ghost Chris won’t be allowed within 500 ft of 8 yr old ghost Christ.

RSOs are generally allowed to be around their own kids, unless they're RSOs for molesting kids. Chris' situation would be unusual since it WAS incest, just not incest with a kid, but if Chris had a child he would probably at least be allowed around them for supervised visits.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Bob did alot of damage to Chris by paying the girls in high school to pretend to be be His friend and hang out with Him.

He didn't mean no harm, but he clearly didn't think this through. He wanted to nurture Chris' confidence and to make him happy, he simply didn't account that being raised by a flaming narcissist like Barb would make this an even worse idea than it would normally be!

Talking of respect I wonder if the cwcki will close for a week like Bob.

Probably will happen, even with Barb being as hated as she is. The event of her death by itself demands time for people to verify and document the reactions from Chris, having the cwcki open makes things much more chaotic!

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Probably will happen, even with Barb being as hated as she is. The event of her death by itself demands time for people to verify and document the reactions from Chris, having the cwcki open makes things much more chaotic!

It also stops a shitton of normies from flooding the wiki and being a bother to other people by presenting themselves as Christorians after skimming half an article on "Chris and Bathsalts" or some shit.

 

[A-№1]

He should've bought one for Chris.

Only weens would visit it.

Graves and headstones are for your descendants to remember you. Chris will never have children. I think on some level Bob must have known that.

Bob did alot of damage to Chris by paying the girls in high school to pretend to be be His friend and hang out with Him.

Possibly. Or it could be Bob helped everyone else by paying for Chris to have at least a minimal level of experience with women. Lord knows what, without even that experience, Chris would have come up with all on his own.

If there is one thing I know about ghosts, its that they appear when someone died with unfinished business.
If Chris is not buried with his parents, the ghost of adult tomgirl Chris will stalk the Earth along with the ghost of 8 year old Chris and Patti, and ain't nobody want that.

Chris is too lazy to haunt.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Possibly. Or it could be Bob helped everyone else by paying for Chris to have at least a minimal level of experience with women. Lord knows what, without even that experience, Chris would have come up with all on his own.

It's just the weird solution some octogenarian comes up to help his mongo kid out. "Should I spend more time teaching him about social interactions or look up someone to help? ...or should I just give these girls twenty bucks to keep Chris from sticking his penis in an electrical outlet?"

 

[A-№1]

It's just the weird solution some octogenarian comes up to help his mongo kid out.

It's not talked about much (especially not these days), but it's actually not that weird for Bob's generation and earlier, especially in the south. Or maybe I should say uncommon instead of weird. Either way, it was creepy, but anxious parents still did it. What's even creepier is how they did things a few generations earlier.

tl;dr: Bob may have been a little fucked up, but then so was everybody.

to keep Chris from sticking his penis in an electrical outlet

So that's how the fire started.

 

[Guardsman42]

Only weens would visit it.

Graves and headstones are for your descendants to remember you. Chris will never have children. I think on some level Bob must have known that.




Possibly. Or it could be Bob helped everyone else by paying for Chris to have at least a minimal level of experience with women. Lord knows what, without even that experience, Chris would have come up with all on his own.




Chris is too lazy to haunt.

Chris-Chan the only ghost to stress sigh and shit it self.

 

[TheBest]

They should have her embalmed and place her in her home. They should keep it intact and open it as a museum so everyone can witness the Hell that is Chris Chan’s home.

 

[Rioh]

I’m half sure he’s gonna dig her up

 

[dillybars]

Chris becomes a carnival worker. They hire sex offenders all the time.

 

[Ophelia]

I’m half sure he’s gonna dig her up

How does one dig up ashes?