🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[chickenbutt]

Sorry for the potato quality shot, but aside from the obvious horror of her cottage cheese thighs, sometimes it's seeing the size of Anna's clothes off her body that really drives the absurdity home for me.

Just look at the size of this goddamn tshirt I've occasionally been struck by the size of male friends/family members' shirts when I see them off their wearers - just the amount of fabric you need to cover the acreage of a large, barrel-torsoed male is pretty impressive sometimes. Anna's shit is just straight-up circus tent territory, though. If a normal/skinny woman wore this walking down the street I'd be afraid she'd be carried off by the next strong gust like Mary Poppins with her fucking umbrella

How, Anna? How do you wrangle garments so large you scarcely have the wingspan in your arms to fully unfold them and think, "this is fine"??!?


Edit: it just struck me too that as massive as her shirts are, unlike most barrel-chested guys, the top's the smaller half of her body

Edit #2 to avoid double posting, her wearing those velour tracksuit pants is also hysterical. I particularly love the juxtaposition of their being absolutely stretched to capacity across the thighs, while the size of the top part means the lower half just billows about aimlessly like a pair of 70s-era bell bottoms. Jesus she is just grim from so many angles.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Sorry for the potato quality shot, but aside from the obvious horror of her cottage cheese thighs, sometimes it's seeing the size of Anna's clothes off her body that really drives the absurdity home for me.

Just look at the size of this goddamn tshirt I've occasionally been struck by the size of male friends/family members' shirts when I see them off their wearers - just the amount of fabric you need to cover the acreage of a large, barrel-torsoed male is pretty impressive sometimes. Anna's shit is just straight-up circus tent territory, though. If a normal/skinny woman wore this walking down the street I'd be afraid she'd be carried off by the next strong gust like Mary Poppins with her fucking umbrella

How, Anna? How do you wrangle garments so large you scarcely have the wingspan in your arms to fully unfold them and think, "this is fine"??!?
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Edit: it just struck me too that as massive as her shirts are, unlike most barrel-chested guys, the top's the smaller half of her body

Imagine doing laundry with garments that huge. Every article of clothing would be like a fitted sheet when it came time to fold.

 

[Unexpected Dong]

Candy juice gut merch when?

The potato tit pocket

 

[Uncanny Valley]

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=D3iIWl6NHM4Archive (480p):
y2mate.com - NOT FOR THESE THICK THIGHS HM Plus Size Try On Haul_480p.mp4.mp4

This dumb bitch does not know how to pronounce Velour.
She keeps saying "Velur" I want to scream...

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Imagine doing laundry with garments that huge. Every article of clothing would be like a fitted sheet when it came time to fold.

She can probably fit 2 garments at most in the machine

 

[Lakonian Lady]

Is it just me or does she seem super drunk in this video?

Idk if I just haven’t noticed it before, but she was looking past the camera a ton in this video. I assume she was looking at John, but it gave it an ISIS hostage tape vibe.

Also, she was subtly tucking the tags in during the explanation. It’s really apparent in the part with the pants that don’t fit.

 

[Synthwave]

As a Finnmongol, I am deeply offended that Anna has lived in my beloved country - also by her atrocious pronunciation of Marimekko. But please, next do a Marimekko muumuu haul, I beg of you. I am not sure they have your size (they don’t) but Marimekko is great in a sense that they also make curtains out of their designs so you can always just wear those. I feel Marimekko is also in Anna’s price range as in paying stupid amounts of money for ugly generic designs.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Supposedly she was "doing lunges" and hurt herself:

Total for Both Hauls $579

Recap:

Total $310

Look 1 $35

The Smiley gets distended by her gut and beocomes an Ovally.
H&M+ Smiley Jacquard-knit Dress $35

Look 2 $25

H&M+ Green Butterfly Jacquard-knit Sweater $25

Look 3 $30

H&M+ Oversized Sweater Teddy Bear $30

Look 4 $25

H&M+ Long-sleeved Jersey Top $25

Look 5 $25

H&M+ Cut-out Dress $25

Look 6 $25

H&M+ Faux Fur-collar Cardigan $25

Look7 $35

The dress ripped at the seam due to her size (First Pic is her shoving her finger into the hole).
H&M+ Black Sweetheart Neckline Dress $35

Look 8 $50

H&M+ Lavender Velour Joggers $25
H&M+ Lavender Velour Cropped Jacket $25

Not Attempted Look $60

H&M+ Quilted Overalls $60

Instagram Haul

Total $269

Look 1 $229
Old Navy Scoop-Neck Soft-Knit Bralette Top for Women $25
Maurices Plus Size Cabin Plaid Gold Oversized Flannel Button Down Shirt $40
Eloquii Viola Fit Distressed Boyfriend Jean $100
Athleta Vapor Hooded Tee $64

Look Not Shown (She linked this instead of sweatsuit) $40
Target High-Rise Vintage Jogger Sweatpants $22
Target Women's Cropped Hoodie $18

 

[I Smell Burnt Toast...]

as someone else called it...yup, she 'hurt' herself ''exercising" lolol and is now planted in her couch. Also she can program ANY arbitrary amount of exercise on her dumb watch.

 

[Haesindang Park]

She can probably fit 2 garments at most in the machine

I wonder what laundry detergent she uses to get rid of all the stains from her fat folds.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

When did she ever live in Finland?

Also, she claims the hideous smiley face sweater is "a cotton blend", but it's obvious from the sheen and texture that it's a cheap synthetic. Much fashionista.

Edited to add that I think it is actually this dress, which is a polyester/rayon blend.

She's totally wasted in this video. Her tangent about how someone trademarked "a circle with a smiley face in it" is a classic.

 

[Scrumption]

I wonder what laundry detergent she uses to get rid of all the stains from her fat folds.

None, she wears each article of clothing once, with very few exceptions.

 

[Haesindang Park]

None, she wears each article of clothing once, with very few exceptions.

Good lord she's a prime example of consumerist waste. Her house has got to smell!

 

[Uncanny Valley]

I wonder what laundry detergent she uses to get rid of all the stains from her fat folds.

Sulfuric acid couldn't erase fatty Anna's gunt stains..

 

[Meiwaku]

Anna's Exercise Counter 2022
Accountability is our thing, not yours!

01/11/22- Wilderness Hiking
01/13/22- Hurt self doing lunges (no pics)

 

[Programmer Socks]

Anna needs to face up to the reality that no clothes manufactured on this planet actually fit her, at all. She is so absurdly outsized now that even the largest plus sizes struggle to contain her increasingly ballooning form. Even amongst the morbidly obese population Anna is an outlier, people her size are very rare (personally I've never seen anyone close to her size in public) and just not catered for by clothing and fashion retailers. Her only hope for properly fitting clothes is bespoke.

The most disgusting thing about her latest video is the way her ballet flats are completely blown out and misshapen. The sheer weight and stress on her legs and feet must be unbelievable to wreck a pair of shoes like that.

Her constant gurning and forced happy face is deeply disturbing and more obvious than ever. It just screams mental illness and hard coping. Along with her swarthy, sweaty booze face that indicates yet another hard night on the sauce followed by the inevitable binge on high calorie junk food, that's a lot of shame and self hate to deal with.

I wonder if her family watches her videos?

 

[M.T. Graves]

She must of lunged too hard to grab the last donut and hurt herself. Poor thing.

 

[Catto Gatto]

Getting “Trapped in the Closet” vibes from her little VELURRRR song

Side note I’ve been really busy but she may have posted enough autistic content in the last week for me to make a full length music video.

 

[Synthwave]

When did she ever live in Finland?

Also, she claims the hideous smiley face sweater is "a cotton blend", but it's obvious from the sheen and texture that it's a cheap synthetic. Much fashionista.

Edited to add that I think it is actually this dress, which is a polyester/rayon blend.

She's totally wasted in this video. Her tangent about how someone trademarked "a circle with a smiley face in it" is a classic.

All I could find was this post:

https://www.glitterandlazers.com/Blog/2017/10/01/a-spooktacular-kick-off-to-birthday-week-2017/

”October is my birthday month and as much as I seem like the type of person who has fantastical 30 day long celebrations, most of my birthdays have been quite dull. The last time I had a true birthday party was when I turned 16 and was living in Finland a few friends surprised me with a little get together.”

Ok I bet this has something to do with Daddy O’Brien travelling for business or Anna going to those expensive language learning trips where you live with a host family. I can tell you she most definitely didn’t blend in with her loud and obnoxious behaviour as Finns tend to have a more introverted social culture.

 

[sandsamwhich]

Sorry for the potato quality shot, but aside from the obvious horror of her cottage cheese thighs, sometimes it's seeing the size of Anna's clothes off her body that really drives the absurdity home for me.

Just look at the size of this goddamn tshirt I've occasionally been struck by the size of male friends/family members' shirts when I see them off their wearers - just the amount of fabric you need to cover the acreage of a large, barrel-torsoed male is pretty impressive sometimes. Anna's shit is just straight-up circus tent territory, though. If a normal/skinny woman wore this walking down the street I'd be afraid she'd be carried off by the next strong gust like Mary Poppins with her fucking umbrella

How, Anna? How do you wrangle garments so large you scarcely have the wingspan in your arms to fully unfold them and think, "this is fine"??!?
Ver archivo adjunto 2884940

Edit: it just struck me too that as massive as her shirts are, unlike most barrel-chested guys, the top's the smaller half of her body

Edit #2 to avoid double posting, her wearing those velour tracksuit pants is also hysterical. I particularly love the juxtaposition of their being absolutely stretched to capacity across the thighs, while the size of the top part means the lower half just billows about aimlessly like a pair of 70s-era bell bottoms. Jesus she is just grim from so many angles.

Was thinking this same thing watching the video, the pink teddy top is so wide she can’t even fit the whole thing on screen when she holds it up and yet the meant-to-be- oversized cut fits her better than 99% of what she normally wears. It reminds me of when Homer Simpson went to clown school and the baggy clown pants were the best fitting pants he’d ever worn.

When I first saw the two piece dress thing I thought she wearing some kind of thigh high stockings. Then I realised it’s just the colour of her poor circulation, those diabetic limbs clashing with her spanks and upper body skin tone.

And fuck sake that camel toe. She’s actually putting videos online of her vagina sucking up material now. I’d crop the picture closer but I’d vomit.