💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

[Jonah Hill poster]

>seeing literal images of cock and balls on a Sam Hyde thread
>seeing alleged and unproven claims of underaged teenagers liking Sam Hyde
>not talking that much about the documentary that proved that Idubbbz is a former shell of himself while trying to bait Sam into saying something “cancel culture”-worthy
>doing all of this on a thread about Sam Hyde
>not even talking that much about how Sam has evolved over the years
>on a Sam Hyde thread

 

[D_Tractor]

>seeing literal images of cock and balls on a Sam Hyde thread
>seeing alleged and unproven claims of underaged teenagers liking Sam Hyde
>not talking that much about the documentary that proved that Idubbbz is a former shell of himself while trying to bait Sam into saying something “cancel culture”-worthy
>doing all of this on a thread about Sam Hyde
>not even talking that much about how Sam has evolved over the years
>on a Sam Hyde thread

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Sam Hyde fucked my barely legal sister with her consent but without my permission. They both need to face Allah's wrath. tahdhir and In sha'Allah

 

[malapropism]

To segue from AoC and allegation spergery - Sam peaked with KSTV and some of the early hydewars for me. Like Null said a lot of the mashups on youtube are better edited than the paywall content but are also framed in this generally annoying manner for clicks (theNewPill comes to mind). I never get tired of the Rhode island/southcoast MA scenery though, there's a specific trashy aesthetic of that area that is hard to replicate in print or film.

 

[SirQuicksand]

What the fuck?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xn52d_vTtSk

Man, that was a trip. IDubbz was always a twat and this hammered it even further.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

I've only known of them as rainsfx, don't think they ever went by "careful4k". They only appear on the documentary because it was filmed before they left 1Team, which was this past summer.

LOL This isn't Twitter, you don't need to use that gay "they" shit.

 

[LeChampion1992]

>seeing literal images of cock and balls on a Sam Hyde thread
>seeing alleged and unproven claims of underaged teenagers liking Sam Hyde
>not talking that much about the documentary that proved that Idubbbz is a former shell of himself while trying to bait Sam into saying something “cancel culture”-worthy
>doing all of this on a thread about Sam Hyde
>not even talking that much about how Sam has evolved over the years
>on a Sam Hyde thread

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Maybe I'm just an idiot but if I were a betting man I wouldn't be surprised if one of these kiwifarms users running damage control and sperging out about an obviously false bait screenshot is part of some gay ops run by maybe Idubbz

Then again I could be just overthinking all of this.

 

[symantec]

>seeing literal images of cock and balls on a Sam Hyde thread
>seeing alleged and unproven claims of underaged teenagers liking Sam Hyde
>not talking that much about the documentary that proved that Idubbbz is a former shell of himself while trying to bait Sam into saying something “cancel culture”-worthy
>doing all of this on a thread about Sam Hyde
>not even talking that much about how Sam has evolved over the years
>on a Sam Hyde thread

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Honestly, this kind of derailment is a perfect model of the Sam Hyde persona, and how it relates to his audience.

 

[D_Tractor]

Honestly, this kind of derailment is a perfect model of the Sam Hyde persona, and how it relates to his audience.

No it just proves that Idubbbz is a glow in the dark CIA nigger just like all the other YouTube kikes.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

if you absolutely need to see what Sam's penis looks like just search this for "cock"

/snow/ - Sam Hyde Thread #3

fuck you for making me do this, but here it is for posterity

Spoiler: cock

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I told y’all it was disgusting looking

 

[LeChampion1992]

if you absolutely need to see what Sam's penis looks like just search this for "cock"

/snow/ - Sam Hyde Thread #3

fuck you for making me do this, but here it is for posterity

Spoiler: cock

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I have never seen sam's cock before now I should be horrified but compared to tranny cocks, BBC gone wrong, and my years of (tourturing and destroying my fragile younger millennial mind) browsing furry telegram and discord servers this is the most normal looking one I've seen in awhile.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

I have never seen sam's cock before now I should be horrified but compared to tranny cocks, BBC gone wrong, and my years of (tourturing and destroying my fragile younger millennial mind) browsing furry telegram and discord servers this is the most normal looking one I've seen in awhile.

true, though the pic where he's squeezing it so hard it's purple is a little weird

 

[Chimplord1997]

if you absolutely need to see what Sam's penis looks like just search this for "cock"

/snow/ - Sam Hyde Thread #3

fuck you for making me do this, but here it is for posterity

Spoiler: cock

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Hey man dont knock cock rings until youve tried it my migga

 

[LeChampion1992]

true, though the pic where he's squeezing it so hard it's purple is a little weird

Compared to seeing obese white and black dudes in pup play makes do unspeakable actions to paw patrol clothing and other things the shit Sam has done seems pretty run of the mill.

 

[Chimplord1997]

Compared to seeing obese white and black dudes in pup play makes do unspeakable actions to paw patrol clothing and other things the shit Sam has done seems pretty run of the mill.

Let he who has not sent a dick Pic cast the first stone unless the nigga in the dick Pic got a tiny dick in that case its free game
-Jesus Christ

 

[Mischief Committee]

Sam hyde literally just flew over my house fucking a minor.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

What the fuck?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xn52d_vTtSk

I am genuinley surprised no one accidentally got shot during that target practice at end. They barely had any trigger discipline, and the one dude almost muzzle swept the others.

Thats like some Trailer Park Boys shit. Hey Corey and Trevor, fuck off!

 

[Gilgamesh]

LOL This isn't Twitter, you don't need to use that gay "they" shit.

I can refer to whoever I want in singular "they" because that's how the English language is used.

 

[Mr. 0]

sam hyde is worse than chris and should be the one in jail for having sex with barb

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

surely someone from 1team uses this website. get in here, we need answers.

 

[Sheogorath]

No. Shut the fuck up, nigger. Don't quote me like I'm agreeing with you because half of you niggers are borderline pedophiles who are becoming annoying.
Richard Samuel Hyde made a funny, so just enjoy it.
Please kill yourself on a livestream.

oh no it's the mamamax vigilantie pedo hunter