🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votos: 27 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votos: 147 5.3%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votos: 385 13.8%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votos: 560 20.1%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votos: 424 15.2%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votos: 334 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votos: 206 7.4%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votos: 705 25.3%

  • Total de votantes
    2,788
If Tess could take a pill that would make her a size 8, she would. Though, the only reason she even got somewhat famous was because she’s fat. Intellectually, she has very little to offer, and it shows. That “comeback” sucked because it was pretty much “feel sorry for me”.
On top of all that, she doesn't have a great personality. She bombed on the red carpet and got outshined by her hairdresser who went on to land Queer Eye. She attempted a podcast but she was so horrifically boring that no one wanted to listen. Her pilot for fatsos getting tattoos didn't get picked up.

All she is now is a prostitute and she's only going to have to do more depraved stuff to keep her CakeJohn's. Such #blessedlife.
 
How bad is her hairline thinning and receding? Am I imagining it, or is getting worse?
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Edit: added second photo. Looking at the area from eyebrow to hairline.
 
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How bad is her hairline thinning and receding? Am I imagining it, or is getting worse?
You're not imagining it. I noticed earlier that her hairline is really far back. This is probably due to the fact that she's blacklisted with all the local popular stylist in the area, and even the ones who aren't well known don't even want to bother with her (probably because they won't be paid and she's a huge bitch), so has to resort to a tight, high ponytail. I've also noticed that when she does braids, they are extremely skinny for a woman who claims to have thick, voluminous hair. So it's not a stretch that she has used hair pieces and extensions when she was actually relevant.
 
You're not imagining it. I noticed earlier that her hairline is really far back. This is probably due to the fact that she's blacklisted with all the local popular stylist in the area, and even the ones who aren't well known don't even want to bother with her (probably because they won't be paid and she's a huge bitch), so has to resort to a tight, high ponytail. I've also noticed that when she does braids, they are extremely skinny for a woman who claims to have thick, voluminous hair. So it's not a stretch that she has used hair pieces and extensions when she was actually relevant.
That second photo was from the Bloom Chic event, like 6 months ago or less. That seems like an alarming difference for such a short time.
 
How bad is her hairline thinning and receding? Am I imagining it, or is getting worse?

Edit: added second photo. Looking at the area from eyebrow to hairline.
Peep that parking lot side eye just like Chantal. Twitchy eyes daring someone to stare at the fat woman scarfing down fast food in her car, tilted to one side with a fucked suspension.
 
How bad is her hairline thinning and receding? Am I imagining it, or is getting worse?
It could be hormonal, but I’m willing to bet that it has more to do with Botox and fillers than anything else. Botox smoothes the muscle, which visually lengthens and extends the forehead. The higher the hairline, the fresher the injections.
 
I get what you're saying. Basically she's maxxed out her tolerance when it comes to unhealthy food, and it's just not giving her the kick it used to have, which is what happens. It's like masturbation: the first couple times you do it, you get that rush. But do it too many times, and you won't feel a thing. It's also the reason why social media addicts cling onto the next best mob or thing to hate. Same thing, really.
She may be deficient in a couple of key vitamins and nutrients- the beige diet isn't exactly nutritionally complete. I'll bet she eats very little fibre, and her exhaustion may be compounded by the very common vitamin d and omega 3 deficiencies.
 
When I clicked on this thread it took me to the first page with the Disneyland pic. To go from that to the pic a couple pages back is jarring. She’s aged so quickly and so badly. What little looks she once had are long behind.
She’s one of the cows I’m most looking forward to watching descend into madness as she gets even older, fatter, poorer and irrelevant
 
I have never understood why people would actually be ok with getting injected with a deadly toxin that paralyzes you and can potentially kill you.

But then again, arsenic was once used as an acne treatment, so I guess I really shouldn't be surprised botox is a thing.
 
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I have never understood why people would actually be ok with getting injected with a deadly toxin that paralyzes you and can potentially kill you.

But then again, arsenic was once used as an acne treatment, so I guess I really shouldn't be surprised botox is a thing.
There are a few non-cosmetic applications for Botox. I had a relative who got it injected into her bladder to help with a urinary issue
 
Cosmetic botox is kinda horrifying but it's pretty low on the list compared to trannies
Why are you bringing up trannies in this? What do they have to do with anything in the conversation? I'm quite lost how we went to talking about botox to you bringing up trannies.
 
She shared this today:
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So, black Kiwis, do you love Tess yet?

How about now?

Now?
 
Cosmetic botox is kinda horrifying but it's pretty low on the list of fucked up medical procedures compared to like... trannies imo
I think this is a generational split between people who remember a time when botulism was a real fear vs when e coli took over as the foodborne illness fear.

Ditto on this. Know a person who gets injections all around her skull to blunt crippling migraines.
wanna know some shit? this pic is where they inject people for migraines. alllllll of those red dots. You gotta be kinda desperate to go that route but it apparently works quite well.
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How is it that Eminem has never gotten cancelled for being a massive homophobe in the past (and probably still is), yet adults who said stupid shit on the internet as teenagers are cancelled and fired from their jobs?
 
How is it that Eminem has never gotten cancelled for being a massive homophobe in the past (and probably still is), yet adults who said stupid shit on the internet as teenagers are cancelled and fired from their jobs?
Knowing hollywood, its probably cause he let one of his kids get pulled into the cult to save his own skin

 
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