🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Oscar Winner]

OT - Tess shared this in her stories, which got me curious because the first thing I noticed was she's nowhere near fat enough for it to be recent.
The chick that Tess shared it from did the flowers. You can only just make out the tags for Tess and the swimwear company.
The shoot was around January 2018, and another in Feb that year. The last time a photo was used on their Instagram from them (as well as multiple reposts) was September 2020. How much would you get paid for multiple photos that get used numerous times for 3.5 years, how does it work?

Rather than uploading all of them, I SS'd my gallery so you can see what I mean.


Up top, second from the left, her feet are dirty. Sexay valentine shoot...
(I can edit and upload into a spoiler tomorrow if anyone is curious enough)

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

I'll say one nice thing about those old photographs...

At least her face doesn't look like the bottom of my skillet after frying up bacon for me an' the fam.

 

[rutinacea max]

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Such a beauty! And Jesus christ Tess, there is such a thing as face toner. The "dewy" look doesn't even look good on thin women, it just makes it look like you slathered grease on your face.

this is the most exceptional i've seen her looking in a long time. she straight up looks like ginger Anna o'Brien here (except for lip fillers maybe)

 

[JoJoNo]

Every time I look at her photos the first thing I think about is how sorry I am for her tattoo artist having to touch her for hours on end. No amount of money would ever be enough for me to go through that.

 

[Oscar Winner]

I'll say one nice thing about those old photographs...

At least her face doesn't look like the bottom of my skillet after frying up bacon for me an' the fam.

Even 2 years ago she was a lot better than she is now. Getting new stretch marks, she must be really packing on the weight. Her face was the one thing she had going for her, and it's long gone.

Sorry for the double post.

Every time I look at her photos the first thing I think about is how sorry I am for her tattoo artist having to touch her for hours on end. No amount of money would ever be enough for me to go through that.

I feel bad for her waxer too. That's gotta be big $$

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

OT - Tess shared this in her stories, which got me curious because the first thing I noticed was she's nowhere near fat enough for it to be recent.
The chick that Tess shared it from did the flowers. You can only just make out the tags for Tess and the swimwear company.
The shoot was around January 2018, and another in Feb that year. The last time a photo was used on their Instagram from them (as well as multiple reposts) was September 2020. How much would you get paid for multiple photos that get used numerous times for 3.5 years, how does it work?
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Rather than uploading all of them, I SS'd my gallery so you can see what I mean.
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Up top, second from the left, her feet are dirty. Sexay valentine shoot...
(I can edit and upload into a spoiler tomorrow if anyone is curious enough)

I remember that shit. It was a swimsuit campaign for alpine butterfly. It really drove home how she had a pretty face but is an absolutely Terrible model. They still have it up on their site - https://alpinebutterflyswim.com/pages/campaign-tess-holliday

 

[Snack Cracker]

Sorry for the double post.

I feel bad for her waxer too. That's gotta be big $$

Tess is the kind of bitch that will get a full leg wax and Brazilian and tell the esthetician that they did a great job but wouldn’t tip.
She looks like a no/low tipper and after a service like that I’m sure the esthetician wipes down everything with extra barbicide and maybe washes their hands in it too.
Godspeed to whoever has to touch this pig, wax will roll and not spread if someone is sweating or greasy so she would have to be blotted with a tissue before every wax spread

 

[rutinacea max]

Godspeed to whoever has to touch this pig, wax will roll and not spread if someone is sweating or greasy so she would have to be blotted with a tissue before every wax spread

an extreme edition of WOULD YOU RATHER: ...be Tess's or Jon Yaniv's aesthetician? suicide is not an option

 

[RandomNobody]

the stretch marks are there for the climax, when Jack Skellington tugs on them and she unravels revealing that all along she was actually a burlap sack full of bugs.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

I think what she means by "struggling to feed my body" is that she finds it hard to eat enough to satiate her ravenous hunger. Probably as her health declines, pounding down a milkshake, burger, and fries doesn't make her feel as good as it used to, either.

I get what you're saying. Basically she's maxxed out her tolerance when it comes to unhealthy food, and it's just not giving her the kick it used to have, which is what happens. It's like masturbation: the first couple times you do it, you get that rush. But do it too many times, and you won't feel a thing. It's also the reason why social media addicts cling onto the next best mob or thing to hate. Same thing, really.

 

[The Ugly One]

I get what you're saying. Basically she's maxxed out her tolerance when it comes to unhealthy food, and it's just not giving her the kick it used to have, which is what happens. It's like masturbation: the first couple times you do it, you get that rush. But do it too many times, and you won't feel a thing. It's also the reason why social media addicts cling onto the next best mob or thing to hate. Same thing, really.

After writing that, I had a memory of how, when I was in college, there was nothing more fun than binging on pizza and beer while watching a movie with my friends. Now that I'm EIGHT HUNDRED YEARS OLD, two pieces of pizza make me feel kind of bad.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Comment: “I totally understand what you are saying. At the same time you said you don’t eat enough, what you ordered has over the required daily intake...”

Tess: *engage fatty boom boom rage mode* “It is so exhausting being a fat person. Like everyone always makes fun of us for being lazy, but there’s no fucking way that we’re fucking lazy, because we have to deal with this, every. Single. Day. There’s no peace. Honestly, I would be fucking skinny, with the amount of mental gymnastics, and loops and hoops and everything that I have to go through every single day to understand how people are just so, DENSE. A fat person posts that um, we’re eating, and... struggling to eat- ‘It’S oVeR YoUr ReQuIrEd dAiLy InTaKe- *scornful dumdum chortle*’ We post that we’re working out- we’re not working out right. We post that we’re sad, we’re probably eating too. We post that we took a big mean shit, we’re probably eating too. Fuck off, fuck all the way off. Like... fuck off.”



Wow she really packed all the nonsense in there for that one. Let’s go one by one.

It’s physically exhausting to lay in bed and hear mean words.

Fat people aren’t lazy, can’t be lazy, because they have to deal with mentulz.

She would be (where? When?) skinny in body for mentally jumping through hoops (disproven by her existence)

Posts her starbeeze and gets clocked for 700 calorie breakfast, doesn’t understand limiting calories

Yes Tess, flailing around like a turtle on your back isn’t proper calisthenics

Yes, we can all see you eat when you’re sad

Yes, a big mean shit is probably the result of your excessive food intake

In conclusion-

THERMODYNAMICS DONT REAL

 

[RandomNobody]

Deathfats aren't lazy, they squat five plates whenever they use the toilet.

 

[JambledUpWords]

If Tess could take a pill that would make her a size 8, she would. Though, the only reason she even got somewhat famous was because she’s fat. Intellectually, she has very little to offer, and it shows. That “comeback” sucked because it was pretty much “feel sorry for me”.

If Tess doesn’t want to deal with haterz, she should just quit being on social media, but narcs like her can’t do that because then she doesn’t get that dopamine rush from randos praising her. Tess could be doing so many more worthwhile things, yet chooses to be snarky on TikTok for attention.

 

[multiverse]

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Comment: “I totally understand what you are saying. At the same time you said you don’t eat enough, what you ordered has over the required daily intake...”

Tess: *engage fatty boom boom rage mode* “It is so exhausting being a fat person. Like everyone always makes fun of us for being lazy, but there’s no fucking way that we’re fucking lazy, because we have to deal with this, every. Single. Day. There’s no peace. Honestly, I would be fucking skinny, with the amount of mental gymnastics, and loops and hoops and everything that I have to go through every single day to understand how people are just so, DENSE. A fat person posts that um, we’re eating, and... struggling to eat- ‘It’S oVeR YoUr ReQuIrEd dAiLy InTaKe- *scornful dumdum chortle*’ We post that we’re working out- we’re not working out right. We post that we’re sad, we’re probably eating too. We post that we took a big mean shit, we’re probably eating too. Fuck off, fuck all the way off. Like... fuck off.”



Wow she really packed all the nonsense in there for that one. Let’s go one by one.

It’s physically exhausting to lay in bed and hear mean words.

Fat people aren’t lazy, can’t be lazy, because they have to deal with mentulz.

She would be (where? When?) skinny in body for mentally jumping through hoops (disproven by her existence)

Posts her starbeeze and gets clocked for 700 calorie breakfast, doesn’t understand limiting calories

Yes Tess, flailing around like a turtle on your back isn’t proper calisthenics

Yes, we can all see you eat when you’re sad

Yes, a big mean shit is probably the result of your excessive food intake

In conclusion-

THERMODYNAMICS DONT REAL

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Those were a lot of words to say, "I want to stay in denial, and you're making that hard for me."

Instead of devoting so much mental energy to ignoring your binge eating disorder / using food as a drug, and hating your body every second - what if she just admitted she has a problem? And none of this "I'm soooo anorexic!" bullshit, that's just laughable.

Of course, if she could do that she wouldn't be a lolcow. So keep stuffing your fat face and believing the food doesn't real until the next time you outgrow your clothes again and have a massive meltdown that makes you forget your kid has school.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Why the fuck would she use this angle?

Mrs Thumb

 

[Water-T]

Every time I look at her photos the first thing I think about is how sorry I am for her tattoo artist having to touch her for hours on end. No amount of money would ever be enough for me to go through that.

It must feel and smell like being slapped over and over with a side of raw bacon

 

[Putin Bot]

She looks like a no/low tipper

I know you were talking about waxing, but as someone who's worked as a server at various restaurants, I have to say, when a group of deathfats walk into a restaurant, literally every server prays that they won't be seated in their section, because they leave horrible tips (if at all), despite running up a high bill. And omg, the amount of food they get is enough to feed all the customers in the restaurant.

Spoiler: An example I have of one deathfat family in a sushi restaurant

So I used to work in this sushi restaurant, and this morbidly obese woman, her morbidly obese sister, and morbidly obese children came in for lunch one day. First, they all ordered soft drinks. Then, they ordered a variety of appetizers, followed by a large amount of special sushi rolls (probably ordered 5 or 6 different rolls ), THEN, after they were done with the sushi, then ordered hibachi entrees for each person, and even after all that, they still ordered dessert for each person. Their bill was like $200 something, yet only left me $10 tip, which is basically a 5% tip. I'm not even going to go into how messy they were, and they clearly didn't care about the fact they were getting stains on their shirt, since they were too busy shoveling the food into their mouth.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Deathfats aren't lazy, they squat five plates whenever they use the toilet.

You forgot to add "Which is often."

 

[tasty humane burger]

I'll say one nice thing about those old photographs...

At least her face doesn't look like the bottom of my skillet after frying up bacon for me an' the fam.

Yeah she still has her pretty face there. She looks like a different person now. Its insane.