🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[No Thank You]

More fake anorexia from Tess!

“Most people look at me and assume that I’m just goin around, eatin’ everything. When the reality is, what I’m about to eat is not even enough food for my body, but I’m doing my best.”






Fucking delusional.

 

[multiverse]

More fake anorexia from Tess!

“Most people look at me and assume that I’m just goin around, eatin’ everything. When the reality is, what I’m about to eat is not even enough food for my body, but I’m doing my best.”

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Fucking delusional.

670 calories for breakfast. For a sedentary woman not over 5'3".

And we know this is her second breakfast already: she very likely ate before she drove Bowie to school (30 minutes fucking late, mom of the year), when she fed him his breakfast.

She will snack on the numerous candies she has lying around, before she gets more fast food lunch.

She will snack with Bowie when het gets home from school, and then order Door Dash for dinner.

She will eat an entire pint of ice cream for dessert, and snack throughout the evening as she watches TV.

She will very likely eat a second dinner before bed.

And then tomorrow, she will have more stretch marks and be confused. How can she keep gaining when she barely eats anything at all?

 

[Water-T]

“Most people look at me and assume that I’m just goin around, eatin’ everything. When the reality is, what I’m about to eat is not even enough food for my body, but I’m doing my best.”

She's right, just not in the way she thinks.

Whales have to eat tons upon tons of plankton a day to "nourish their bodies"

Tess has to consume half the menu at Starbucks, two of everything at Olive Garden, and a pint of Jeni's everyday to keep from "starving" to death.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

So... she almost morphs from Messy Tessy to Confessy Tessy. For a few split seconds, the degree to which she loathes herself & what she's become almost shines through. But again with: "not that I hate THE BODY I'M IN..."; the body that she & she alone has 'created'.

She found new stretch marks & I don't know any woman who's not at least bothered a bit by those. They're a part of pregnancy for most of us & I know plenty of women who have been reduced to tears by them. Luckily for most women, they fade in time to become barely noticable. To be getting new stretch marks at her age makes it clear her concerns about not feeding 'as much as I should be" are completely unwarranted; her body would beg to differ. In fact they triggered a full blown panic attack yet she segues into saying she's usded to them, has had them since the age of 11 & is not ashamed of them... so why the panic, Tess, why the "full blown panic attack"?

This is a new direction for her in terms of body apologetics. Why, it's almost as though her shrill insistence that you can be fat & be a supah moddel & the bestest Mawm, lead an exotic jet setting life where if people can't be you, they can be the mirror that reflects your shine, (& I'm not talking her face - nobody wants THAT shine), has had its nose rubbed in cold, hard reality.

She wishes she was yesterday's news, a D lister. She had a very brief, shining moment within which she was able to stave off the realities death fats inevitable encounter in terms of health issues. Nothing wrong with plus sized, VERY plus sized models. Tess wasn't the first & won't be the last but she has gone out of her way to earn her sobriquet of "Messy Tessy". Everyone around her is only there if she deems them to serve her purpose. She's a gate crasher, blatantly takes advantage of people or did - not sure if she's getting away with that shit anymore but she's almost beside herself trying to sell her particular brand of bullshit & obviously, people have had enough. If she ever had an ounce of grace or dignity, any innate kindness to her, it was long ago swallowed by greed... and probably washed down with some frou frou Starbucks drink.

The rejections from everybody around her must be starting to hit hard & it wouldn't surprise me if she melteddown completely by the end of the month.

 

[Water-T]

The rejections from everybody around her must be starting to hit hard & it wouldn't surprise me if she melted down completely by the end of the month.

Whatever happened in England, it hit her hard enough to get her stop doing her "I'M A SEXAY SUPPAMODDLE AND MAWM!" routine she tries so hard to convince everyone about....at least for a few days, anyway.

So we at least know that Tess CAN recognize cold hard truth when it dick-slaps her in the face, as opposed to most LOLCOWS like Royal Black who retreat to their fantasy lands rather than look at reality head on.

And when that happens, cake is going to hit the fan

I can sense that meltdown is coming much sooner than later too

 

[Flawmil]

More fake anorexia from Tess!

“Most people look at me and assume that I’m just goin around, eatin’ everything. When the reality is, what I’m about to eat is not even enough food for my body, but I’m doing my best.”

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Fucking delusional.

There really should be a gallery of Tess’ food she posts /time stamped and the amount of calories is in it. She posts junk food and sugary cocktails almost daily on her gram story and then spouts this bs on tiktok.

She needs the evidence laid out for her becaause this is just next level delusionary. How can you claim at any point you are anorexic when you post your binges of gluttony weekly, if not daily... Its something she has been doing for years. Literally the first photo In this thread is nearly a decade old and she’s scarfing down a corn dog like it’s her fetish. How can Someone who is supposedly still “in recovery” from an ED, drink a milkshake cocktail with whipped cream, and a champagne cake in one sitting.

To top it off she usually shows herself taking some massive bite out of the food she consumes while eye fucking herself. An anorexics worst nightmare would be to film themselves guzzling down fatty foods in front of thousands of internet eyes.

 

[Water-T]

There really should be a gallery of Tess’ food she posts /time stamped and the amount of calories is in it. She posts junk food and sugary cocktails almost daily on her gram story and then spouts this bs on tiktok.

She needs the evidence laid out for her becaause this is just next level delusionary. How can you claim at any point you are anorexic when you post your binges of gluttony weekly, if not daily... Its something she has been doing for years. Literally the first photo In this thread is nearly a decade old and she’s scarfing down a corn dog like it’s her fetish. How can Someone who is supposedly still “in recovery” from an ED, drink a milkshake cocktail with whipped cream, and a champagne cake in one sitting.

To top it off she usually shows herself taking some massive bite out of the food she consumes while eye fucking herself. An anorexics worst nightmare would be to film themselves guzzling down fatty foods in front of thousands of internet eyes.

To add to the delusion, she passes it off as "nourishing her body"

Bitch, nothing is nutritious about slamming down pints of ice cream, sugary Starbucks drinks, and jars of candy.

The closest she got was that ONE MEAL of carrots, salad, and mashed potatoes, and even that's questionable because it's obviously the potatoes are loaded with butter, the carrots were glazed like a donut, and the salad was drowned in fatty Ranch dressing. Even when she's TRYING to eat healthy, she fails hard

 

[Putin Bot]

Such a beauty! And Jesus christ Tess, there is such a thing as face toner. The "dewy" look doesn't even look good on thin women, it just makes it look like you slathered grease on your face.

 

[M.T. Graves]

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Such a beauty! And Jesus christ Tess, there is such a thing as face toner. The "dewy" look doesn't even look good on thin women, it just makes it look like you slathered grease on your face.

The look when McDonald’s says their ice cream machine is broken.

 

[The Ugly One]

I think what she means by "struggling to feed my body" is that she finds it hard to eat enough to satiate her ravenous hunger. Probably as her health declines, pounding down a milkshake, burger, and fries doesn't make her feel as good as it used to, either.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Eh, the dress fit her for once: someone convinced her to wear a wrap dress in at least a 5x, and this is why she looks kind of okay with the thinning filter. Agreed that the clogs are tacky.

But while the dress fit around her stomachs and ham hock arms, it still didn't fit because look at the length. Tess is 5'2", maybe 5'3" tops. There is no way an off the rack dress should be so short on her, unless it is the wrong size. Which it is, because it barely covered her unwiped and unwashed ass and cooch.

Now remember her dancing up all close to the guy who wouldn't turn around. The smell.
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Me: "Fucking hell those are some awful leggings. Does nobody love her enough to tell her to not buy shit like that? ...oh."

I wonder if after her untimely demise scientists will study her vascular system to find out how to make nearly indestructible pipes for plumbing. Like how is she still operational with lifestyle choices not much different than a heroin junkie?

 

[NoReturn]

Bitch, nothing is nutritious about slamming down pints of ice cream, sugary Starbucks drinks, and jars of candy.

"Anti-nutrients" are kind of a meme, but at a certain level that amount of sugar really does start to interfere with your ability to absorb other things.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

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Such a beauty! And Jesus christ Tess, there is such a thing as face toner. The "dewy" look doesn't even look good on thin women, it just makes it look like you slathered grease on your face.

Remember when she uses to have a neck?

 

[Jack Awful]

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"Anti-nutrients" are kind of a meme, but at a certain level that amount of sugar really does start to interfere with your ability to absorb other things.

Fitting she plays a cover of a song about an entire room made of candy.

 

[Wonder dong]

Tess is getting the sweats in that clip just thinking about feeding her inner child.

 

[Unabomber11]

second dinner

I would say she’s a Hobbit, but Hobbits are small.

 

[Barbarella]

No, frens, you have it all wrong!

Just to maintain a 550 lb body at 5’2”, she needs 3800 calories a day.

That food she ordered was only 650 calories, when it should have been 1200. If she only has 650 for lunch and dinner, she’ll be WAY under. She definitely will not be feeding her body as she is used to. So now she knows she has to sit through another fast food line, and hope there is enough left on her card to feed herself. It’s a struggle.

She doesn’t mind the stretch marks, which mean she’s gaining weight. She’s just worried she might not be able to eat 6k a day to keep it up.

Hint: She can.

It’s hilarious to me that she drinks the same coffee milkshake that Chantel does. No matter how glamorous she pretends she is, she’s just as piggy as Chins.

I wonder where these new stretch marks are, and if that means new tattoos?

 

[taintmisbehavin]

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HAHAHAHA Holy shit, dudes. This ^ just made me realize something.
We all just witnessed firsthand why Tess isn't getting contracts anymore.
We already knew she's isn't marketable, but we all just created a case study where we saw Tess "endorsing" something and given what we knew about Tess came to conclusions about the place based on her involvement. It's anti-marketing!

She finds it really hard lately because her ass barely fits on the car seat.

Luckily for Tess, the Madonna Inn are hiring! Surely, she should apply? Maybe they could benefit from having the world's biggest supermoddle waddling around on the property?

They could set her up in a tent and charge people a quarter to watch her devour a whole cake.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Tess is probably also going through a very normal case of "Le Sadz" after a weekend of partying. After party blues must be extra shitty when your hormone balance is shot to shit.

Most people get stretchmarks and that's normal and fine etc. But she SHOULD be panicking. If you keep getting new ones because lol fat, when you're already a deathfat, that's your body screaming at you "BITCH WE DON'T NEED NO MO FOOD! WE FULL!" For her to make this teary eyed "omg I don't feed myself enough"-video at a fucking Starbucks drive-through is peak Tess skip the Starbies, you stupid bitch.

 

[Umaibae]

I cannot get over how greasy she looks in that video.

Tess, maybe your brain telling you to stop eating so much is a sign from your body that it’s literally shutting down and can’t take it anymore? Hmm.