Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Law]

Apologies if this is a repost that I've seen and then forgotten about

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Cannot stop laughing

I wonder if this is a topsy-turvy way of him being salty about child support?
Either way, my sides!

 

[the khat quaffer]

What's with all the armchair Amhole psychologists?

If he ever wakes up and realizes what a fuck up he is, really the only thing I could imagine him doing is doing a header into a wood chipper. You can't come back from the horrific, dumb shit he's done to himself, the bridges he's burned, all the useless shit he's bought, the endless piles of dumb shit he said and the absolutely no-filter approach to talking about his disgusting fetishes.

Really the only way that he can keep on going on like this is to just cope 24/7. He's dug himself in so deep. The only way he could be useful to society is to show the world how utterly barbaric and stupid these surgeries are, and he's kind of already doing that just on a much smaller scale.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Apologies if this is a repost that I've seen and then forgotten about

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Cannot stop laughing

No man that has ever lived thinks that their penis keeps them from being happy. For a lot of guys, it's one of life's greatest pleasures. Maybe.... Neck really IS a girl hahahaha just kidding still a man always a man

 

[Oxyjen]

What's with all the armchair Amhole psychologists?

If he ever wakes up and realizes what a fuck up he is, really the only thing I could imagine him doing is doing a header into a wood chipper. You can't come back from the horrific, dumb shit he's done to himself, the bridges he's burned, and all the useless shit he's bought.

I think only deprogramming at a CIA black site, followed by some kind of army boot camp style regime would break him out of the consume/groom/coom routine.
As a useful member of society? Honestly not sure.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I think only deprogramming at a CIA black site, followed by some kind of army boot camp style regime would break him out of the consume/groom/coom routine.
As a useful member of society? Honestly not sure.

You know what, you're right. His peak contribution to society ended long ago when he was sweeping up popcorn and busted condoms at Disneyland.

The thought of Kevin getting waterboarded at some tranny gitmo is funny though, you know in a morbid way. "YOU ARE NOT A WOMAN! YOU ARE A MAN! BUYING CHILDREN'S TOYS IS WRONG! POKEMON IS FOR KIDS! YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A UTERUS YOU ARE WASTING GYNECOLOGISTS' TIME"

 

[Old Fart]

Apologies if this is a repost that I've seen and then forgotten about

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It certainly helps that 'worst' is Dutch for sausage.

 

[Hitman One]

Doctors stupidly assumed that Kevin was a boy due to his late penis (rip in peace) and his possession of a Y chromosome, what retards lmao

I now present the three settings of Kevin's brain

COOM

GROOM

CONSOOM

 

[Brain Problems]

I hate to be the one to break up the brainstorming sesh, but Kevin’s e-begging for bill funds AGAIN. [A]
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How the hell do you keep up with it, @Chapstick4Lyfe? His grifts are so common they fly under our radar. And how do we know this isn’t just him collecting the rest of the money for a previous “bill”?

This audacious fucking leech begs so often, sickening faux meekness and appreciation and all, that I was confused genuinely by this because I thought I misremembered he was just begging for $65 from something in the Tranch thread. It never ends. Who the fuck is actually throwing any money at him?

He's the Mandela effect of eBegging except every time you misremember you're wrong because he begged and then way more on top of that.

EDIT: Ah it all makes sense now
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Can any collectorfags explain to me why Hasbro is running crowdfunding campaigns for expensive star wars toys?

 

[stupid frog]

Can any collectorfags explain to me why Hasbro is running crowdfunding campaigns for expensive star wars toys?

Because retards are obviously paying them for them?

 

[mickey339]

Holy shit this turned out good
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The Baronial leader of House Harkonnen, he rules from his ancestral homeworld of Giedi Prime, exercising a tyrannical rule of exploitation and sadism over the lives of the slaves unfortunate enough to end up in the service of his House.

A venal, self-indulgent man, the Baron enjoys the luxuries that his immense wealth affords him, not only in the form of his lavish attire and possessions, but also the young slaves he regularly molests.

Only when angered or moving in for the kill against his opponents does he allow this façade to slip, revealing himself as the heartless, manipulative schemer he truly is: here, his lack of empathy becomes apparent

Coincidence?
I think not

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Doctors stupidly assumed that Kevin was a boy due to his late penis (rip in peace) and his possession of a Y chromosome, what retards lmao
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I now present the three settings of Kevin's brain

COOM
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GROOM
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CONSOOM
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Somebody needs to check that T S Elliot (lol, you wish) Smith's hard drive for cheese pizza. WTF, dude. Then they need to check Kev's because he retweeted it. WTF, Kev. Fucking pedos.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Kevin celebrates his Amiversary today because he forgot four days ago. Expect much coping on the menu for today, people. [A]

As someone once said of Hector Martin in the Byuucide thread, “lol he’s breathing off copium” [A]

Apologies if this is a repost that I've seen and then forgotten about

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Cannot stop laughing

This shit had me laughing so hard in public, I’m so grateful I was wearing a mask. Honestly that’s gotta go into a hall of fame of this thread’s highlights or something, we gotta make one. Or at the very least, I volunteer to be in charge of compiling the very best Kevin memes.

 

[Hitman One]

Somebody needs to check that T S Elliot (lol, you wish) Smith's hard drive for cheese pizza. WTF, dude. Then they need to check Kev's because he retweeted it. WTF, Kev. Fucking pedos.

Check your fucking privilege, neo-puritan.

Except from the fucking boner you yellow retard dolphin nonce



(((elf))) detected

https://mobile.twitter.com/thedoomshine/status/1467192476540686341

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[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Check your fucking privilege, neo-puritan.

Except from the fucking boner you yellow retard dolphin nonce
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So, they are actually claiming that the boner under the school girl skirt didn't have "sexual connotations". Ok, pedo.

 

[am babby uwu]

I tried typing in "am hole" to see what the result is.
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This looks like a cursed Zdzisław Beksiński painting.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Can any collectorfags explain to me why Hasbro is running crowdfunding campaigns for expensive star wars toys?

There's a demand for star wars toys. Hasbro wants to cash in on that demand. However, surveying the collector population isn't as easy and lucrative as it is to have them make a poll but with money.

They know that customers only have so much money, but they want to see how much people are willing to give to them anyway. That way, they don't waste their own money aside from prototyping and marketing the toy, they get cost covered plus reassurance their fanbase will buy it even if they didn't hear of the crowdfund campaign and see it later in stores instead. Kevin only sees them as "why won't give me toy " out of this instead of a company working to give fans what they want but also keep in business. Commission someone on etsy for a 3d printed figure or a custom plastic/resin/etc one if you want it so much you tard.

 

[AGPinochet]

I wish he'd produce more art.

You know If I remember correctly he does have a rather expensive electronic drawing tablet that he has never fucking used ever

COOM

has Kevin ever used Ebonics before? is the black ftm influencing his speech patterns somehow?

GROOM

I thought Transsexual was a TERF bigot word.

CONSOOM

"there is an upper limit to how many several hundred dollar toy purchases toy collectors can make in a year" wow
In my mind this is an admission from Kevin that he spends all his grift money on toys.

Can any collectorfags explain to me why Hasbro is running crowdfunding campaigns for expensive star wars toys?

I had this explained to me once in the context of Anime figurines. Basically, the crowdfunding is to pay for the molds, tooling and profit of the makers and backers get what they paid for in terms of an item when production is finished.

Who the fuck is actually throwing any money at him?

Fellow trannies and a few gross fetishists.

 

[goyangi]

Doctors stupidly assumed that Kevin was a boy due to his late penis (rip in peace) and his possession of a Y chromosome, what retards lmao
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I know troons have latched onto the idea of brain sex but what does he think ADD symptom variation between sexes comes from, gender feels?

Not even to mention the sheer amount of self diagnosed ADD and ASD troons online - I've prolly sperged on how they like to use these as a crutch for their laziness and lack of any life structure (esp with tranners who did/do poorly in school and work for instance) but that none of them seek actual psychs out while clinging to this cope is concerning. Like, these are disorders that there exists treatment for. Not that self diagnosis and an unhealthy attachment to it is somehow unique when it comes to ADD or tism, as far as troons go (they love to pretend they have disorders ranging from very real, like OCD, to fake as fuck, like DID. Weirdly not many cop to what they actually most closely embody, cluster B disorders. I guess those don't give you a perceived get out of jail free card for not showering for the 16th day in a row though).

 

[AMHOLIO]

I know troons have latched onto the idea of brain sex but what does he think ADD symptom variation between sexes comes from, gender feels?

Not even to mention the sheer amount of self diagnosed ADD and ASD troons online - I've prolly sperged on how they like to use these as a crutch for their laziness and lack of any life structure (esp with tranners who did/do poorly in school and work for instance) but that none of them seek actual psychs out while clinging to this cope is concerning. Like, these are disorders that there exists treatment for. Not that self diagnosis and an unhealthy attachment to it is somehow unique when it comes to ADD or tism, as far as troons go (they love to pretend they have disorders ranging from very real, like OCD, to fake as fuck, like DID. Weirdly not many cop to what they actually most closely embody, cluster B disorders. I guess those don't give you a perceived get out of jail free card for not showering for the 16th day in a row though).

When you have ADHD to be noticable enough to a psych of some sort or it genuinely impacts your daily life, you go to therapy for it because it is a fucking bitch trying to maintain your life with it. I can't speak on the ASD but I'm sure there's enough of them on the farms to say "yeah I like not being dysfunctional, just someone who manages themselves with what I got."

Too many troons are taking advantage of their therapist & psychologist in the wrong way: talk about genderfeels, get titty skittles, then dump therapy or avoid talking about particular topics altogether aside from gender. Both ADHD & ASD can be managed without compromising your personality or putting thumbscrews on yourself, many people live normal lives being such, but lol that's not as quick or affirming as gendurr. Quickfixes and ignoring underlying problems make shit worse.

Unfortunately, if your main thing is Cluster-B or other personality disorder related, you're not getting help for your personality disorder because you have done nothing wrong and can't see doing such. Those are pretty... unmanageable.

 

[Law]

So, they are actually claiming that the boner under the school girl skirt didn't have "sexual connotations". Ok, pedo.

Well, the Queer Movement are the same geniuses who brought you "asexual lingerie" and "male lesbians".

I thought Transsexual was a TERF bigot word.

I think that, since the troons eroticize things that elicit digust or fear, they'll eventually end up getting turned on by words they get people fired for saying.

 

[Oxyjen]

What would old Sigmund Freud make of it all. *Shakes head sadly*