DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[capefear56]

I still find it amazing that he still hasn't figured out that it's not the games that bring the viewers, but the streamers. Even after doing this for over 5 years.

Has he ever regarded a rival streamer's personality favorably before? Maybe he can't fathom the idea that people might be watching other streamers for the person and not the game. Oh wait, no - he says this all the time in order to justify his "chill" streams with boring garbage like Lost Judgement. Man lives his life in a perpetual state of doublethink.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

We got the capital PLEASE because only a blind person threw a large amount of pity wheelchairs cash to Phil

Step it up P(ay) P(ig) Burnellitos!

 

[Yautja]

Has he ever regarded a rival streamer's personality favorably before? Maybe he can't fathom the idea that people might be watching other streamers for the person and not the game. Oh wait, no - he says this all the time in order to justify his "chill" streams with boring garbage like Lost Judgement. Man lives his life in a perpetual state of doublethink.

Not sure if you count it but I remember him begrudgingly "complimenting" Tevin during a warzone stream once.

 

[Lazycunt]

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Daily schizo tweet

What the fuck does common gamer even mean to this dickhead

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Has he ever regarded a rival streamer's personality favorably before? Maybe he can't fathom the idea that people might be watching other streamers for the person and not the game. Oh wait, no - he says this all the time in order to justify his "chill" streams with boring garbage like Lost Judgement. Man lives his life in a perpetual state of doublethink.

He complimented Superblindman but only because he's clearly superior to that cripple.

 

[Iron Hamster]

We got the capital PLEASE because only a blind person threw a large amount of pity wheelchairs cash to Phil

Step it up P(ay) P(ig) Burnellitos!

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'DeLorian'

 

[Poo Twister]

The word chill has lost all meaning. He could be having a full blown stroke on stream and he would still tweet about it being a chill stream.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

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Tbh I wouldn’t know how to spell it off the top of my head.

To also be honest I would double check on Google on the phone I was gin tweeting from before hitting send if I saw the red squiggle underline under it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Tbh I wouldn’t know how to spell it off the top of my head.

To also be honest I would double check on Google on the phone I was gin tweeting from before hitting send if I saw the red squiggle underline under it.

I'll bail you out while still mocking mr. know-it-all. In the game, it's not called a DeLorean. It's a Deluxo........something right up his alley in terms of description and burger.

 

[FaXmachine]

The word chill has lost all meaning. He could be having a full blown stroke on stream and he would still tweet about it being a chill stream.

Phil talks like some whos read An Idiots Guide to Marketing or something. It's all buzzwords like positivity, chill, fun ect. He thinks if he says it enough people will believe it rather than seeing his miserable melting face.

I still want to know where he learned those words "need" to be said.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Phil talks like some whos read An Idiots Guide to Marketing or something. It's all buzzwords like positivity, chill, fun ect. He thinks if he says it enough people will believe it rather than seeing his miserable melting face.

I still want to know where he learned those words "need" to be said.

Spoiler

So I googled the phrase "how to be a childrens entertainer" hoping for a decent joke image and that was the first result. It's real. The site basically describes DSP's streams:

Steps to becoming a Successful Children's Entertainer | Entertainers Worldwide

6 Steps to becoming a Super Successful Children's Entertainer

www.entertainersworldwide.com

 

[Grow213]

https://youtu.be/G7u4ANp9qog this guy think DSP is hiding something

 

[N0thingICanDo]

https://youtu.be/G7u4ANp9qog this guy think DSP is hiding something

Hi, DSP is a habitual lier and always hiding something in case you are new

This was the last time he wasn't hiding something

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil talks like some whos read An Idiots Guide to Marketing or something. It's all buzzwords like positivity, chill, fun ect. He thinks if he says it enough people will believe it rather than seeing his miserable melting face.

I still want to know where he learned those words "need" to be said.

I have no doubt he was sent by his real jobs to attitude adjustment seminars

 

[Genichiro]

The word chill has lost all meaning. He could be having a full blown stroke on stream and he would still tweet about it being a chill stream.

Support as well.

emotional support = please tip.
physical support = please tip not superchat
chat support = why are you not tipping me nudniks
whale support = i ackspek 3 hundo per day you jerks

 

[AmazingEagle]

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Long story short, Phil lied.

Anything to get that sweet money, eh Phil? We've known for a while that Phil could see who's donated, along with the potential for his pigs to send messages to Phil with the tips. I don't think we'd have another Swagginz incident, but hey, given that we had one in the first place, you never know.

Also Phil, when your Forza commentary sounds like you're trying to pass a kidney stone, you probably need to rethink how you perform your "commentary" and "humour". Oh wait, that's right, getting suggestions for advice on improving your streams hurts your pp, even though you constantly ask your audience what do to. My bad.

 

[Iron Hamster]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mpzlSaVlMY0

Is he actually retconning the 50 bit bitches comment at 8:07?

 

[N0thingICanDo]

One of the shittiest top tipper award we've seen for a while

Worse than the picking a place for me to fly next (at least you can pick Phil to FLY over the pigpen), definitely way worse than the Minecraft name-my-horse-after-yourself award

So why did Phil do it?

Greed, greed, it's greed (and laziness of course)

 

[Iron Hamster]

That is unbelievably cringe. Even for the childrens entertainer.
Speaking of...................you're suppose to be entertaining them Phail. Not putting them to work.