DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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The only thing that caught my attention and bothered me was Phil saying that RE4 doesn't need a remake, because the controls and graphics are "modern enough" which is just wrong. Alottapeepul including myself want the RE4 remake because the PC port is god awful, the controls were never the greatest, and the game is nearly as old as GTA:SA so it's not like the graphics aren't antiquated. Fuck off, Phil.
Exhibit 99,999 of why no one has any incentive to take Phil seriously. Motherfucker can't even be bothered to research the PC version to see if it sucks, and sure as hell isn't going to know off-hand from experience because everything he has ever said about being computer-handy was a lie so he could sound like he's cool.

And then when he gets reamed for spouting off ignorant bullshit, he gets pissed instead of endeavoring to do better. He's going to do the exact same thing one day when his six figure income is finally gone forever. He does not learn from consequences, he gets mad that there are any. You can see it when his racist past gets brought up, or The Incident, or the Hate Army, or his FGC rep.

Speaking of this phenomenon...
I've always seen the fact that Phil has no friends as the single saddest thing about Phil's life. The man is almost 40 and the only person he can talk to is his morbidly obese wife who probably hates him.
Phil doesn't lament a lack of friends, he's just trying to fend off the inevitable comments about how sad it is for him to be so alone because he knows that normal people look at him that way. There is no sadness in his voice there, and he's lying his ass off the whole time because we know exactly what he spends his off-camera time doing: wasting all the tips he just received on wrestling jpegs.

Any time Phil claims to be incredibly busy, ESPECIALLY when he asserts that it involves any amount of work, he's full of shit, and with as little emotion as there is in him when making that up, you know it's for the same reason he always claims to be busy: for appearances. Phil knows exactly how he looks, and it bothers him that he gets judged, not what he gets judged for.

I know he doesn't care about a lack of friends because, thanks to his documented history here, I know WHY he doesn't interact with people anymore. He never liked anybody to begin with, Rambo and Howard were money to him, Leanna was a stroke of his ego and a cleaner of his messes, and he never had anybody else in his life prior to becoming infamous anyway. The only difference between early-2000s Phil and early 2020s Phil is that the former was willing to entertain being around people despite not caring about any of them, and the latter is just simply done with the charade. Probably because of the consequences of his behavior.

Phil prefers the solitude, he just doesn't want to admit that in front of everyone because he knows even his pigs will disagree with him and make negative comments.
 
I like how he lists "taking care of the household" as some big responsibility. He lives in a condo and hasn't so much as painted a wall and he's making it sound like he's a mature adult handyman juggling a 40 hour work week between raising kids and renovating a fixer upper.
 
I like how he lists "taking care of the household" as some big responsibility. He lives in a condo and hasn't so much as painted a wall and he's making it sound like he's a mature adult handyman juggling a 40 hour work week between raising kids and renovating a fixer upper.
And his playpen is an absolute mess, with an inch of dust covering everything in sight and cables strewn all over the floor.
 
And his playpen is an absolute mess, with an inch of dust covering everything in sight and cables strewn all over the floor.
And that's just the one room we get to see. If Phil had the ability to shut us all up by posting some pics to his Instagram, he would've done it a long time ago. The fact that he keeps the rest of the condo off camera at all times is proof positive of either how filthy it perpetually is, or how much it displays that his '"office" is where the dirt is allowed to collect because he values his business that little.

Not leaning towards the latter, obviously, because Phil only bathes twice a week and we've seen that he spends more time in that pigsty than he would like us to know. He also eats everything on paper plates because he's lazy. There's no fucking way he spends his off-camera time cleaning and running errands. And that's to say nothing of the obvious disconnect between he and Katherine, which his "busy schedule" has nothing to do with.

It's hilarious how much lying Phil forces himself to rely upon because he refuses to ever exert himself.
 
Only Phil would use having a life as an excuse for not having friends.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8hDlWc4cLOM
It’s a worn sentence by this point, but this has got to be one of the dumbest things he’s ever said.

The world is out to get Phil and he was pressing buttons it’s not his fault that he doesn’t have any friends, it’s his busy schedule.

What a miserable, pathetic excuse of an alien disguised as a human being.
 
Phil doesn't want friends because he is threatened by anyone who is better than him at anything. Because that is such a low bar, he will never befriend anyone, because his fragile ego would explode.
 
Phil doesn't want friends because he is threatened by anyone who is better than him at anything. Because that is such a low bar, he will never befriend anyone, because his fragile ego would explode.

Not to mention Phil cannot be challenged on anything, lest he be proven wrong an made to look an idiot. His ego is fragile enough that he can barely hold an opinion, let alone have to fight his corner against someone he can't mute on chat.
 
I like how he lists "taking care of the household" as some big responsibility. He lives in a condo and hasn't so much as painted a wall and he's making it sound like he's a mature adult handyman juggling a 40 hour work week between raising kids and renovating a fixer upper.

Lol not to mention anytime the slightest bit of maintenance comes up he’s bitching and begging his teenage audience to pay him enough to hire someone to come fix it. Just the absolute worst. Mature adult my ass. Tom Hanks’ character in BIG did a better job being an adult than Phil. He was even able to get and sustain a solid job.
 
DSP Tries it: Not Knowing His Own Wife After 3 Years of Marriage.


Honestly either he doesn't know his own wife (even though he complains about never spending enough time with her because of video games) or he just makes up shit just to appear like he's a "real traditional adult" behind the scenes who attracted another "real traditional adult" but has to "pretend" to be a man-child on stream for money.

He's so full of lies anything could be possible. This is the same guy that said he was banned from watching anything Marvel because his wife was abused by it with her previous boyfriend but somehow in this Guardians of the Galaxy playthrough he knows everything even all the stuff in the The Collectors Museum...
 
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Daily schizo tweet
 
He has demonstrated many times he only cares about himself. He feigns empathy but he's give a shit about nothing but making money. He favors it over his wife/parents, his health and sanity. I think it's normal for people who strike a goldmine to sacrafice relationships briefly to cash in but eventually they scale back. DSP never scaled back he's literally been a greedy goblin for 10 years.
 

he follows like no one, does he just spend time between sweaty jpg men pulls looking for shit to complain about on twitter, what a miserable pathetic little piggy. It's not he's looking for DarkScorchPhilTV gay-ming new segment, the exceptional fucker misses like nearly every story that not shitting on Capcom, Nintendo or CoD.

BTW I forgot this, he still claims he can and has done the Diago Parry, dude who gets DPs when inputting tatsu can do the Diago parry, the dude who whiffs a wake-up throw and gets punished on the ground says that's bullshit he was jumping pressing light kick can do the daigo parry.

ok PP.

I did get a chuckle that Justin Wong that jap shill who is also sir, looks for online tournaments to win and had a win streak for winning them, phil brags cause he got a 30 game win streak beating 3 scrubs on a shitty collection no one plays which I'm highly goutful those weren't 3 of his whales.
 
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