DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DentSidePhil]

I don't know if Darkdave takes requests but this has gotta be a sound clip
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2eCqetNNFRY:635(RAW khantent, adblock advised)

PLEASE don't give DDM any more soundclips, the autistic soundclip spamming is already obnoxious enough. Most of the mods on ddm are actually near the same level of dented as phails own

 

[Freshtodeath]

Keemstar tries to offer him a sweet gig probably would pay well but this dumbass is too stupid to accept and shoots himself in the foot.

DSP playing games without help would probably do really well as a series too.

 

[DZoomer]

At this rate, Phil is just ASKING to get a level of exposure the likes of which he hasn't had to deal with. I would wager that if Keem wanted to, he could force Phil to delete his Twitter from the sheer amount of trolling. Not even the pigroach has enough time to block THAT many people. Champions doesn't whale out on its own, after all.

My favorite part about this is that you can tell Phil got really tilted at the suggestion (which Keem didn't put out, Phil read it on his own) that he can just be bought like that. You can tell because Phil felt such a powerful need to assert himself as someone who isn't a complete whore with no standards. Little does he realize how much he displayed his awareness of exactly what kind of pathetic loser he really is, and how much it probably contributes to his heavy drinking these days. He knows he'll do anything for a fucking dollar, and the only thing that would've kept him from accepting some gacha funds from Keem is the fact that it would mean being accountable, which Phil fears. Not hates, FEARS.

Only Phil could have the last word but give his opponents the last laugh.

That'd be a great new arc tbh, an exposé of all of Phil's recent scams by Keem, a guy with a huge fanbase when compared to Phil.

It's wild how Phil has such a giant ego and pride that he doesn't understand that he has way more to lose from this fight than Keem.

I guess the "DSP The Immortal Roach" memes got to his gouty head and he really thinks that he's unbeatable and uncanceleable.

 

[der rademacher]

Oh, the thread is up.
The thread's been up the whole time, huh?
I didn't even know.
...
Hello.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

That's a relief, I think he was hoping for derp easy like his other games recently.

What's funny to me is that Phil keeps running to games he has already played when he has demonstrated for a years a complete lack of ability to retain the kind of information that makes it easier to re-play games in the first place. So either he just doesn't know what else to do, or his memory problems are really moments where he just isn't trying. Could be either one, because we know he doesn't like exerting himself and his creativity is on par with that of a goldfish with brain damage.

That'd be a great new arc tbh, an exposé of all of Phil's recent scams by Keem, a guy with a huge fanbase when compared to Phil.

It's wild how Phil has such a giant ego and pride that he doesn't understand that he has way more to lose from this fight than Keem.

I guess the "DSP The Immortal Roach" memes got to his gouty head and he really thinks that he's unbeatable and uncanceleable.

Phil has definitely read enough of the Farms to start believing his own meme of being immortal, there's no doubt about that. If he was capable of forgetting anything he has "outlasted", he would be reminded by us. Regularly.

What he's missing, though, because he's Phil, is the part where he survives because no one with real power has ever set themselves upon the task of destroying him. Doesn't help that his hatred of the guy who helped The Incident go viral is clouding his judgment, since that probably makes him No. 2 on the pigroach's enemies list, second only to Leanna and just above Tokido.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I hate to be a dickhole (again) but personally I wouldn't have had "get a job" as the first message in this crowning achievement of autism. Telling DSP to get a job is ridiculous because everyone on this site, including the guests, knows that no job will ever pay him a piece of what he gets in donations from the sweaty, clammy hands of wheelchairs, furries, Br*ts, and degenerate coomers - looking at you Derich, you ricedicked cumbrain future government watchlist superstar.

As stupid as he is, DSP does do one thing right: he doesn't get a job.

I would have said something a bit more cruel like,

"Just a reminder DSP, you have no friends (except us ), no family, no land, you're stuck in an unfulfilling lavender marriage, and you're gonna be shaking that beggar's tin cup for another 10,000 pages.

And you suck at video games."

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I hate to be a dickhole (again) but personally I wouldn't have had "get a job" as the first message in this crowning achievement of autism. Telling DSP to get a job is ridiculous because everyone on this site, including the guests, knows that no job will ever pay him a piece of what he gets in donations from the sweaty, clammy hands of wheelchairs, furries, Br*ts, and degenerate coomers - looking at you Derich, you ricedicked cumbrain future government watchlist superstar.

As stupid as he is, DSP does do one thing right: he doesn't get a job.

I would have said something a bit more cruel like,

"Just a reminder DSP, you have no friends (except us ), no family, no land, you're stuck in an unfulfilling lavender marriage, and you're gonna be shaking that beggar's tin cup for another 10,000 pages.

And you suck at video games."

"DSP get a job" is a meme.

It's the family friendly version of calling him The Guy

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I don't know why but part of me took that Keem dig of saying he would "hire" him as a too subtle for DSP to pick up on way of saying DSP is a paid clown or a organ grinder's monkey so hard up for money he knows phil would take him up on it. Either PP is too slow or too delusional to pick up on it.

Anyway today's pre-stream should be unbearably obnoxious between Keem and his still lack of understanding what YT is doing eventhough it was spelled out in the tweet he quoted and you know it's his job to know what his place of business is doing and ofc gayming news which i'm actually curious what side of the GTA Trilogy shit show he'll run to the "lol wtf is this crap, this isn't even blizzard remaster teir" or "you're just cherry picking screen shots it's not that bad I like the plastic toy look and horribly rigged models with an alien newborn's understanding of human anatomy nightmare fuel, besindes it's free on mobile so shush"...

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

"DSP get a job" is a meme.

It's the family friendly version of calling him The Guy

That and it still irks him, from time to time it can set off a salty rant where he starts to pigsplain how ''real mature life works''.

If he didn't at some level deep down knew that this whole begging for pennies and being bankrolled by exceptional whales could (and will at some point) collapse and leave him in a very shitty position at the end of level one he would not take this bait.

And just my take on him doing the ''right'' thing by not getting a regular job. That would be right if he invested some of his ill gotten gains towards his retirement. But hangovers and sweaty men jpeg's are NOT collectibles that will increase in value over time.

Since he has blown all the money he made back when this YouTube thing made stupid money, he really should have looked into at least a part time regular job if for no other reason to have something to put on a CV. Having fapped live on stream is not that helpful on a CV.

 

[But I Digress]

Keemstar tries to offer him a sweet gig probably would pay well but this dumbass is too stupid to accept and shoots himself in the foot.

DSP playing games without help would probably do really well as a series too.

How fucking dare you suggest Phil work for his money.

 

[Crooked 16th]

I wouldn't be surprised if this fuck got a surprised donation behind the scenes and he starts playing GTA 3 today

 

[PyroAlert]

What is your favorite Phil begging line? There are many good ones, but maybe favorite is “Guys, if you like my content, if you like my streams, if you like me, HELL, if you like my cat, please consider tipping me, just saying, it helps me out immediately. Thanks in advance.”

Hilariously pathetic haha

 

[Mullti Port RDRAM]

Keemstar tries to offer him a sweet gig probably would pay well but this dumbass is too stupid to accept and shoots himself in the foot.

DSP playing games without help would probably do really well as a series too.

Keemstar's offers aren't worth the paper they're written on. He's just doing it to get under Phil's skin. Which I gotta say, totally worth it.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

What is your favorite Phil begging line? There are many good ones, but maybe favorite is “Guys, if you like my content, if you like my streams, if you like me, HELL, if you like my cat, please consider tipping me, just saying, it helps me out immediately. Thanks in advance.”

Hilariously pathetic haha

I like when he complains about hitting the stream goal because of one or two people.
He hates the Fifty Bit Bitches so much but it’s entirely his own fault that his streams are carried by whales

 

[Kosher Dill]

If I were Keem I'd say "The offer will always be open, but you have to come to me". Phil would stew for years.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

Keemstar tries to offer him a sweet gig probably would pay well but this dumbass is too stupid to accept and shoots himself in the foot.

DSP playing games without help would probably do really well as a series too.

I don't really think that Keem would ever of seriously hired Phil to do anything. It's just Keem being petty and trying to get another jab in.

"Woah, I was actually going to do this really cool unbelievable thing for you, without ever hinting at or discussing it, and give you loads of money before you slighted me! I bet you feel stupid now!"

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Phil taking Keem’s bait is exactly what he shouldn’t do.

Keemstar thrives on drama and is actually successful, the only winning move for Phil would be not to play. As always, he’s too much of an idiot to even realize this.

 

[George Beorge]

Keemstar tries to offer him a sweet gig probably would pay well but this dumbass is too stupid to accept and shoots himself in the foot.

DSP playing games without help would probably do really well as a series too.

If Keemstar was actually serious then Phil would be set. He'd absolutely be making way more than what he makes begging for tips.
It might even help him get "discovered" by a wider audience.
Aaand he fucked it up.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Phil taking Keem’s bait is exactly what he shouldn’t do.

Keemstar thrives on drama and is actually successful, the only winning move for Phil would be not to play. As always, he’s too much of an idiot to even realize this.

If Keemstar was actually serious then Phil would be set. He'd absolutely be making way more than what he makes begging for tips.
It might even help him get "discovered" by a wider audience.
Aaand he fucked it up.

The smart move would for sure have been to call Keem's bluff.

It would either have made Keem look a bit stupid or given Phil a stab at a sweet little gig. But snatching defeat from the jaws of victory is clearly the typical Phil move.

But let's be honest if Phil made smart and actual adult decisions we would not be here and we would not have a 10K monument to just how big of a failed human being Phil is.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Pig's priority:

Today is FIRSTLY I-play-skyrim Anniversary

Then less importantly, veteran day

Almost like he tried to make up for his unawareness of veteran day in the 2nd post

Ah fuck it

HAPPY D-DAY EVERYONE!