Zayn Zaki / Zee Zaki / queercatmermaid / glitterfairy - The Minister Gobbles to CrippleFührer Kylie

Bardic Studies, huh? Please tell me this isn't what he went back to college for.

For what it's worth, there is an actual bardic tradition that is a thing. I have two degrees of separation from a legit Bard with a doctorate in Theology who's also ex-special forces and consults on the military chaplains' handbook (I am vague on details, neither knowing him personally nor being a military sperg).

Spoiler alert: they are not affiliated with the SCA, they do not hand out training to just anyone who asks for it, and I'm pretty sure there are no serious colleges that would offer a degree in it, but rather in Classics, Comparative Theology, or something similar, and would involve way too many non-Bard-oriented courses for someone like Tyro.
 

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He prefers Sick and Sexy

So literally the only reason he's with Zayn is because she's "cool" with his disabilities? Hell, she's not only okay with them, she'll actively encourage them.

God, the more we learn about Tyro the more obvious it becomes that Zayn is a psychopath preying on the vulnerabilities of a sick (and possibly dying) man in order to feed her own ego and ever expanding gut. She saw a weak target who was desperate for someone to love him in spite of his obvious debilitation and now she's playing him for all he's worth. To make matters worse, the fact that neither of them have jobs and rarely leave the house means that Tyro is trapped alone with Zayn for days at a time. Isolation is another key tactic that abusers use to keep their victims in line.

Yeah, no wonder Zayn hasn't revealed the name of this site on FaceBook. This is some damning shit we're uncovering here.
 
If he eventually dies from her abuse and/or neglect, she'll probably do exactly what Vade did and milk it for asspats.

The difference here is that if Tyro dies a premature death due to health complications and she turns out to be the irresponsible catalyst she can be charged with manslaughter or even murder. And I think (despite the drama) Tyro's family would actually seek criminal charges if something does happen to him.

The fact that she claims to be sexually voracious and doesn't get regular testing for STDs just highlights her potentially criminal negligence. There wasn't any hard evidence that Vade actively encouraged Kenneth to commit suicide, but if Tyro dies from an easily preventable disease there is already plenty of documented evidence pointing to Zayn as the guilty party.

I don't give a shit what Zayn does with her own life, but she's putting someone else's health at risk just to satisfy her own lack of ambition. That's disgusting. You don't get to claim that you love someone while simultaneously endangering their life.
 
...I may know folks Tyro LARPs with. And knowing that game? For all he wants to be a fighter, he'd be put on non combat status in a heartbeat. With his health, even with a waiver having him anywhere near a fight would be begging for a lawsuit.

And now I'm picturing Zayn at game. Because being able to rep a cannibalistic obese ogre? Always a plus.
 
Tyro_Part 7: The End

This post informs us that RichDad is a Chemical Engineer, and that Tyro only trusts "believable" conspiracy theories.
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At least once a month Tyro goes to the ER. This time it was from fainting due to POTS. Remind me again what it is that makes Zayn disabled and completely unable to work? Being sad sometimes?
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Tyro posts a stupid clickbait article, and you won't believe what one of his friends said!
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Repost: Don't Ignore the Trolls. Feed Them Until They Explode.

But why did you put your Facebook on private Tyro :(
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I sure hope it's his autism talking when he compares the "struggles" of the polyamorous in 2015 to the awful way homosexuals have been treated for the past century.
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"Here's a thought: What if we took an hour or two out of our day a few times a week to hold a thought-provoking sign next to a busy street?"
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Repost: How You Leak Your Privacy Every Day (and How to Stop)
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Tyro pimps his old website Creatively Maladjusted. I don't think I've gone through it yet, but it seems to be a series of short essays and reposts of "philosophical" ideas.
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The perfect post!
  • Tyro posts an article against AA/Rehab and tags someone
  • That person arrives and says "Great but it's worked for me for 25+ years"
  • Tyro then challenges them to try and make them admit that it's bad science
  • That person straight up schools Tyro
  • Tyro mansplains they are wrong because they are just an "anecdote"
Can't make this stuff up!
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"Also, not all trans people are transsexual. I identify as non-binary transgender, though I present as male for convenience. I'm okay with my sex (though I'd prefer being intersex), but I reject gender norms."
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And with that the Tyro series comes to an unfortunate end. Eventually he'll come back into the light, and eventually this series will continue on. Until then, we'll get back on track and continue the Zayn series!
 
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"Also, not all trans people are transsexual. I identify as non-binary transgender, though I present as male for convenience. I'm okay with my sex (though I'd prefer being intersex), but I reject gender norms."

And in one fell swoop Tyro has demonstrated that his claim of being trans is complete and utter bullshit.

You're not trans, honey. You just don't like gender roles. This shit is why the trans community hates you.
 
The AA one is amazing. Tyro is just completely unwilling to accept any opinions that don't match his preconceived notions. Sadly, that's gonna bite him in the ass when the STIs come knockin'. :heart-empty:
 
Part 14: Back on Track!

"cw: um...surreal? universe is huge stuff?"

Zayn writes a whole lot of words explaining how she never starts, does, or accomplishes anything because she'd rather the universe hand it to her. Remember this every single time she whines about not having food, money, friends, entertainment, or dick.
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Quite possibly my favorite Zayn post ever. She grows indigent at the plight of Black America because a man was found lynched... but didn't read the article where it says they're investigating if it was a suicide because of preliminary autospy findings.
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"So in an attempt to see once again, if there is anything salvagable about masculinity, I asked one of my main head people to share...idk, sense of self feelings?"

She is nothing more than a 300lbs child with imaginary friends.
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"That "troll" is a human being, attacking me. A human being being violent or violating toward me. I will get upset. I will get outraged. I will not give them a brush off as "ugh whatever" and let them continue masturbating to my pain."
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Zayn gets mad at url parameter names.
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This is going to make you guys maaaaad...
Zainah Zaki dijo:
I was thinking "I'll feel better and accomplished after I do this thing which I know will make me tired and sore and unable to cook and give me an anxiety attack and meltdown because I'll know I WORKED HARD" and then I realized "Or I could just fucking not. I could just sit here and take care of myself and figure out how to survive and be happy instead of trying to constantly find fulfillment in punishing myself"

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"Except actually, when I give up, it's a huge relief and doesn't feel like I'm lying to myself"
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"So I felt really bad about myself for a long time feeling like I'm just lazy [...] realizing now that I have PTSD and I'm autistic, I feel less bad about that."

All these "I'm a quitter" posts are all from the same day. So I'm willing to bet either Tyro tried to be assertive or RichDad chewed her ass up and down for doing less than his crippled son.
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"I'm kind of burned out on being angry all the time. But I'm still angry all the time."
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Oh my, what's this! It's a Facebook post where Zayn discovers if she can pretend to be permanently disabled it might let her default on her student loans!
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"I'm so glad spotify stopped creepily pausing commercials when you mute the computer. One of those commercials a week or so ago that repeated over and over had this gross homophobic "joke" in it and I just"
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I can't even anymore
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"... I think if someone would sincerely rather die than keep trying to hold a job, that might be not just laziness."

Actually it's really fucking easy to just lie there and give up and let yourself die as opposed to continuing to work hard to not be a useless parasite that sits around vacuuming up ding-dongs (hey-o!) and potato chips.
 
This is going to make you guys maaaaad...
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I nearly had a aneurysm reading that, how can some one be so resistant to putting in even the most minuscule amount of effort into anything ever.
 
It's been said many times before, but Zayne has got to be one of the most worthlelss, useless, and lazy POS I've ever encountered. You'd think that, if she loved Tyro as much as she claims she does, that she'd at least make the minimal effort to make his life a bit more comfortable. (Yeah, he's abrasive and a bit of an asshole but he's got some serious disabilities.)

How long do you think that Tyro wises up and kicks her out? (Either that, or maybe his dad will finally have had enough and offer an ultimatum: either Zayne or free housing (sans Zane).

On another note, it looks like they didn't get the cat (or I expect we would have heard about it), which is a good thing.
 
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