Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[RomanesEuntDomus]

They use these because they're objects it isn't inherently criminal to possess. That's why you see so many antifags carrying around skateboards but never riding them. Sort of like Clanton's bike lock, it's a seemingly innocuous object, but can be deadly used as such.

It's still considered assault with a deadly weapon if you actually get charged with assaulting someone with it, and they can also throw in a weapons possession charge in some jurisdictions if the purpose of possessing it was for use as a weapon, which is usually fairly easily proven by the fact you did in fact use it as such illegally.

Which is why the Millwall Brick is such a popular thing in England. A newspaper, a pocket full of change, a few seconds of work and you got yourself a disposable club that can smash in someone's head.

 

[murdered meat bag]

He's going to jail fellas. it was a good trial.

 

[SpergRush]

SAINT KYLE OF KENOSHA, KILLER OF COMMIES, SPEAK THE WORD AND CLEAR THY NAME

 

[Oxous]

Bros... we got too cocky

 

[Alter Ego]

Judge essentially told Kyle in a long-winded way that this is a bad idea.

 

[thismanlies]

Even the judge is asking him "Are you sure you want to do this?"

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

The judge is trying so hard to get him to abort mission.

 

[Puff]

Terribly. Its been a good ride guys.

It's far too large a gamble for me, but I wouldn't say it's certainly bad.

 

[WTFisgoingon]

I'm coping rn

 

[Happy Fish]

This reminds me of a DND campaign where the dungeon master is all like "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THAT?"
"NO ARE YOU SURE?"

 

[zachs fair]

Depends, could be advantageous if he does well, shuts down a lot of doubts that might exist if he doesn't.

Defense doesn't seem too enthusiastic though.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Kyle please say you're transitioning to a black woman and are a gay lesbian, build up your PC shields.

 

[Top Skink]

GOD FUCKING DAMN HOW MANY TIMES DOES THE JUDGE HAVE TO SAY "DONT DO IT YOU RETARD" BEFORE KYLE GETS THE HINT

I'm at least praying that fatty does cross instead of binger, would be way funnier

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Interesting, anyone else catch his lawyers stating this was consistent with the advice of his lawyers

 

[Hyro]

He's going to jail fellas. it was a good trial.

The thing is, most of the evidence is on his side, he'd have to severely screw up to fuck himself. As long as he has his story in check I don't see what could go wrong.

 

[TitchBitties]

Judge essentially told Kyle in a long-winded way that this is a bad idea.

Pretty sure that's just the script any time a defendant gets up on the stand

 

[murdered meat bag]

Judge essentially told Kyle in a long-winded way that this is a bad idea.

Even the judge is asking him "Are you sure you want to do this?"

Yeah, pretty obvious what's hapepning.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

Well, at least this is interesting hahaha

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

It's far too large a gamble for me, but I wouldn't say it's certainly bad.

Oh, it could go great. But is a terrible and completely unnecessary gamble.

 

[Pizza Munch]

From the legal insurrection live commentary made me lol