Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Hyro]

Also when does the trial actually end roughly?

 

[TheClappening]

Can't we just go with the highly convenient and memorable nicknames provided by the farms?
Defendant: Kenosha Kyle
Complaining Witnesses: Pedobum, Skate&Die, and Lefty
Unnamed witnesses: Mr. Yellow Pants, Jump-Kick-Man
Prosecution: Wide Boy, Binger (no change needed)
Defense: Hard R, Agent 47

Don't forget the noticeable witnesses
Gravy Seal of Meal Team 6
Grambo
Don't know what to call photographer dude.

Also when does the trial actually end roughly?

Defense just started today. Assuming they're closed for Veteran's Day, they might rest Friday or Monday.

 

[JohnDoe]

Don't know what to call photographer dude.

Emperor of Autism

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Could they get the use of force expert to testify about the physical impossibility of even a freely falling object falling as much as the state claims Rosenbaum did in the amount of time they say? He must know something about ballistics and it's literally just d = 1/2 gt²

 

[TheClappening]

Could they get the use of force expert to testify about the physical impossibility of even a freely falling object falling as much as the state claims Rosenbaum did in the amount of time they say? He must know something about ballistics and it's literally just d = 1/2 gt²

If you're talking about Dr. Black, I think they're limiting his testimony to video forensics.

 

[Übertroon]

So Grosskreutz has to be a glowie or friend with glow niggers. He's affiliated with a radical group, but not a official member even though he has held speeches. He has ACLU connections and both the DA and the FBI have done their best not to look too deep into his background. Carries a concealed Glock around without a permit yet no charges. Sues the city and yet the prosecutor tries their best to aid Grosskreutz

 

[Puff]

Don't forget the noticeable witnesses
Gravy Seal of Meal Team 6
Grambo
Don't know what to call photographer dude.


Defense just started today. Assuming they're closed for Veteran's Day, they might rest Friday or Monday.

I was aware of Grambo, but I needed a category.... King of All Autists does not have consensus yet.

 

[No bueno]

Forest Gump

 

[No bueno]

Don't forget the noticeable witnesses
Gravy Seal of Meal Team 6
Grambo
Don't know what to call photographer dude.

Forest Gump

 

[Matt Damon]

So Grosskreutz has to be a glowie or friend with glow niggers. He's affiliated with a radical group, but not a official member even though he has held speeches. He has ACLU connections and both the DA and the FBI have done their best not to look too deep into his background. Carries a concealed Glock around without a permit yet no charges. Sues the city and yet the prosecutor tries their best to aid Grosskreutz

Or he's a pathological liar and the DA is just terminally pozzed.

That seems a lot simpler. It doesn't make sense to me that Grosskreutz would've put himself in immediate life-threatening danger at the riot and drawn so much public attention to himself since the event if he's a government asset.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

So Grosskreutz has to be a glowie or friend with glow niggers. He's affiliated with a radical group, but not a official member even though he has held speeches. He has ACLU connections and both the DA and the FBI have done their best not to look too deep into his background. Carries a concealed Glock around without a permit yet no charges. Sues the city and yet the prosecutor tries their best to aid Grosskreutz

Either that or he's promised some people a cut of the profit from the lawsuit because this tard thought he had a slam dunk.

 

[Michael Janke]

remember when that lying ass bitch was showing crocodile tears?
i bet after losing 10 mil, he's really crying now.
he might just An Hero.

 

[reinigen]

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Don't forget the noticeable witnesses
Gravy Seal of Meal Team 6
Grambo
Don't know what to call photographer dude.

Foto Gump.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

The longer this trial goes on, the more I see why the DA handed this off to the ADA's to prosecute. You'd think a DA would just love to get their face all over national news, they usually have galaxy sized egos. I think he let Binger and combover take the lead just so he wouldn't have to deal with the blowback. He had to prosecute for political reasons, and most likely is a true believer in nailing Kyle, but that doesn't mean he wants to commit career suicide, or give the next guy running against him such juicy soundbites for attack ads.

 

[Orange Man Costume]

Only a willfilly blind jury can save the state now.

Which would be in the form of a doxed jury that doesn't want BLM, Antifa and various NGO's after them and their extended families.

The guilty verdict will make sense to most people if the news is giving them an edited version of the trial where Kyle is always bad.

(just realized I didnt refresh this tab recently and I'm replying to 90 pages ago.)

 

[But I Digress]

Can't we just go with the highly convenient and memorable nicknames provided by the farms?
Defendant: Kenosha Kyle
Complaining Witnesses: Pedobum, Skate&Die, and Lefty
Unnamed witnesses: Mr. Yellow Pants, Jump-Kick-Man
Prosecution: Wide Boy, Binger (no change needed)
Defense: Hard R, Agent 47

Binger should be Littlebinger for his resemblance to Lord Petyr Baelish in looks and similar intelligence to season 8 Littlefinger.

 

[Dogfacefuke]

Recreation of Rosenbaum's hand placement moments before the first bullet was fired.

 

[OG Swolemaster]

Don't know what to call photographer dude.

Rainman

 

[Punning in the 90's]

If Chauvin was any indication, there's no chance Kyle is getting out of this without some sort of heavy sentence. He shot a Jew, his fate was sealed the moment he pulled the trigger.