Cheesecake is a feminine dessert - I'm not asking

[Akashic Retard]

Cheesecake is feminine.

 

[Corndog]

In response to cheesecake being feminine... Does this apply to savoy cheesecake variations? A salty whiskey or a maple porkbelly or a sage chorizo flavored cheesecake seems a bit testosteroni to me, but I'm a pie guy. I don't make cheesecakes very often.

And yeah, cherry pie is pretty fem.

 

[cease and desist]

I once had honey lavender cheesecake. Rumor has it if a male eats it he turns gay.
Probably worth it though, it slapped

 

[Akashic Retard]

In response to cheesecake being feminine... Does this apply to savoy cheesecake variations? A salty whiskey or a maple porkbelly or a sage chorizo flavored cheesecake seems a bit testosteroni to me, but I'm a pie guy. I don't make cheesecakes very often.

And yeah, cherry pie is pretty fem.

I think an exception could be made for savory cheesecakes, but for some reason I'm wary of saying that something being savory necessarily makes it masculine. Those ones you listed absolutely sound masculine to me though. I think cobblers are more masculine than pies because of their hard top layer crust.

 

[Penis Drager]

I think an exception could be made for savory cheesecakes, but for some reason I'm wary of saying that something being savory necessarily makes it masculine. Those ones you listed absolutely sound masculine to me though. I think cobblers are more masculine than pies because of their hard top layer crust.

The only masculine pie or pie variant are pot pies. Meat, random veggies, gravy. That's the only acceptable pie.

 

[Akashic Retard]

The only masculine pie or pie variant are pot pies. Meat, random veggies, gravy. That's the only acceptable pie.

You've already proven yourself to be incapable of understanding the nuances of this subject and have no credibility. Rhubarb pie is masculine and has none of those things.

 

[Vampirella]

This tread makes me want a dessert.

 

[Penis Drager]

You've already proven yourself to be incapable of understanding the nuances of this subject and have no credibility. Rhubarb pie is masculine and has none of those things.

I'm sorry for BTFO'ing you earlier. But I'm just stating facts here:
Dessert is for women and children.

 

[Dyn]

And then you autistic retards wonder why other autistic retards keep cutting their dicks off and trannying out. They just wanted to eat cheesecake but couldn't face the shame of crossgendered dessert-eating.

 

[Akashic Retard]

And then you autistic retards wonder why other autistic retards keep cutting their dicks off and trannying out. They just wanted to eat cheesecake but couldn't face the shame of crossgendered dessert-eating.

And that's why hispanix should say latinx.

 

[get_ur_gamon]

The buttery biscuit base is manly. It represents the roughness of men while the soft and smooth cream cheese top represents femininity. Eating the bottom of cheesecake is ok.

Eating the whole things is for fags and women.

 

[Penis Drager]

And then you autistic retards wonder why other autistic retards keep cutting their dicks off and trannying out. They just wanted to eat cheesecake but couldn't face the shame of crossgendered dessert-eating.

They deserve it.

 

[Dyn]

They deserve it.

They deserve it and you're only a few steps behind them if you're worrying about how your dessert reflects on your gender identity.

 

[Penis Drager]

They deserve it and you're only a few steps behind them if you're worrying about how your dessert reflects on your gender identity.

Jokes on you I'm AGP.

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

this apply to savoy cheesecake variations? A salty whiskey or a maple porkbelly or a sage chorizo flavored cheesecake seems a bit testosteroni to me,

these sound like things that one would ride a fixie to go pick up and their man-bun would be bobbing around while they ate it, imo this is worse than being a normal effeminate male

 

[Corndog]

these sound like things that one would ride a fixie to go pick up and their man-bun would be bobbing around while they ate it, imo this is worse than being a normal effeminate male

I 100% agree with you, one of those three was eaten in Williamsburg, Brooklyn but they are all drop dead delish. If I have to drink an overpriced IPA served by a manbun with overpriced tattoos and listen to Yeasayer while I nosh, fuck it. I'm eating the 'cake, kid. Everytime.

 

[Troonos]

All that we really need to agree on is that cheesecake is a pie.

I 100% agree with you, one of those three was eaten in Williamsburg, Brooklyn but they are all drop dead delish. If I have to drink an overpriced IPA served by a manbun with overpriced tattoos and listen to Yeasayer while I nosh, fuck it. I'm eating the 'cake, kid. Everytime.

The gayest thing about your post is the word "nosh". I bet you order your meals as "deconstructions" too.

 

[Corndog]

All that we really need to agree on is that cheesecake is a pie.



The gayest thing about your post is the word "nosh". I bet you order your meals as "deconstructions" too.

I don't know what "deconstructions" are but you can bet I'll be ordering my meals like that from now on. It sounds pretty wild.
To be fair, nosh is more jewish than it is gay.

 

[Character from a movie]

Is it me or I read the title as "Cheesecake is a feminist dessert"? Too much shitposting for today.

 

[Troonos]

I don't know what "deconstructions" are but you can bet I'll be ordering my meals like that from now on. It sounds pretty wild.
To be fair, nosh is more jewish than it is gay.

Jewish etymology, maybe, but in practice it's all hipster faggots opening "sustainable, ethically sourced, vegan small plate" restaurants that use the term today.

 

[Pimpleking55]

And dickcheese cake???, would that be more manly?.