Lolcows who hit the wall the hardest - physically, mentally, or career wise

[PeriodicTrouble]

Not quite yet. She's mousing around trying to dodge karma to save her ass, but her situation in life is looking like it's on the downhill. Marzgurl is different in that she's like a minstrel trying to play the monkey for shekels, while Hope will graft her thigh meat into a dick to garner sympathy like a maneating mimic. Hope is also on extremely rocky terms as she's gotten a job back at Anime News Network, where everyone views her as a very awkward reminder of the past, while Zac's family sees her as the cause of Zac's death and a thief of both his life and his worldy possessions, while she's going to try to snooker Todd In The Shadows.

My lot is that Hope will die homeless and poor due to her constant golddigging and grifting.

It doesn't look like Chapman is working for Anime News Network based on his Linkedin and Twitter account.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Again, it was staged, just like when he showed divorce papers during the time when Chris Hansen was on his ass, because it was bringing him views. Luckily, it took only a fucking documentary from Discovery+ to terminate his partnership and this is while people got their entire channels deleted for way lesser offences.


Doubt that. I am not following him like BP users do, but from what I've heard his mother is as crazy as he is. Sky's relatives probably aren't any better, considering that their daughter is a troon pedo/groomer. In fact, if they had any normal relatives around, they would've called CPS on them already, no matter how useless and impotent it is in the US.

I feel so bad for the kids, they will never have a normal life, fuck Greg and Lainey!

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Shayna Mattel- absolute dumpster fire. This bitch hit the ugly tree and gained a good 75 lbs on the way down. Still wears a size xxs though.

 

[Xenomorph]

Venus, Venus, Venus, Luna, Shay

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

You shall not pass.

 

[ClownBrew]

The Wern is looking pretty rough these days.

 

[stupid frog]

Doubt that. I am not following him like BP users do, but from what I've heard his mother is as crazy as he is. Sky's relatives probably aren't any better, considering that their daughter is a troon pedo/groomer. In fact, if they had any normal relatives around, they would've called CPS on them already, no matter how useless and impotent it is in the US.

Who the fuck is Sky? Did Lainey change her name again?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

H3, iDubbbz and Anisa

They're pretty much what happens when making fun and “edgy” content can turn you into the things that you used to make fun of

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Career-wise, Glinner. In the 90s and 00s, he was a powerhouse of the British comedy scene. Father Ted, Harry Enfield, Black Books, Brass Eye, The Fast Show, The IT Crowd, stuff that’s still a big deal even now.

And now he’s famous for having this axe to ineptly grind. When you’re satirising troons and you look like the crazy, obsessive one, maybe it’s time to let that particular white whale go.

 

[Weed Eater]

Ah yes, finally, an appropriate theme for this thread.

 

[AssignedEva]

Kindness went from being an awkward looking chick with a good body to a hairy goblin that pisses herself and claims to be a robot baby voiced by birds - purely in the space of a year thanks to testosterone gel and an eating disorder. She's currently in the process of destroying the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch with her BPD wiles.

Hasan Piker hasn't quite hit the wall yet, but he's rapidly going that way compared to his status as "woke bae" a few years ago

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I'll throw a couple more.

- Randy Quaid. I don't know if he was a full-blown lolcow before that one event, but still, now he is reduced to a laughingstock, who claims there is an organized group that kills movie stars. Needless to say, that he looks like someone with this type of ideas i.e. schizo bum and it's obvious that there is no way back from something like this, so he indeed hit the wall.

- Gorgeous George. The situation around this cow is paradoxical. He was actively trolled and laughed at years before Chris, the OG cow was discovered and has a lolcow history longer than most cows spent years in this world, however, even here he is mostly unknown, which is a real shame. So who is Gorgeous George? Well, in short a delusional host of a terrible public access TV talk show. Not in short, watch this and then search for "Gorgeous George Sux" montages:

Now on the matters of him hitting the wall. Since his show was a public access thing, obviously, he wasn't making a dime out of it, it was just fueling his ego and delusions. Firstly, he was thrown away from TV station and moved to radio station, from where he was thrown away too. Then he was filming his show in a local library, but after he almost physically attacked one of his trolls, he was banned from there too, thus having no place to film it at. "But what about his house?" you may ask and here is a problem - turns out that after mortgaging his house for the third time he didn't pay shit again, so in the end bank took it away, but not before George tried to pay for it by filing a series of lolsuits against his trolls, all of which obviously failed. Wasting all your money on food and hookers is no way to go through life, son. Now George lives in his car, but to be fair, he looks like he lives under the nearest bridge instead. And even in this situation, when you think he was milked dry and no one cares about him, he got a set of dedicated trolls, who actively fuck with him from digging things from his past to confronting him in person, like in already mentioned library accident. And since George's skin only became thinner with time, he is going to feed them again and again, until he is physically unable to respond. This is not hitting the wall, this is getting buried inside of it.

- Bam Margera. Again, you can watch about his downfall here and then check his thread for the rest:

Suffice to say, at this point people in his thread are just making bets how is he going to die and when. He looks worse than his own father, who he made fun of all the time. His psyche is fucked thanks to the decades of drinking and drug abuse. He burned bridges with nearly everyone and the fact that out of all the cast of Jackass he is doing the worst (yes, Ryan Dunn included) is quite telling.

- Matt Jarbo. Matt hit the wall when he was revealed to be a soy-filled bitch who flags other people's channels. The problem is that it didn't stop him. Some idiots could call this inspirational, but the truth is, is is as inspirational as a man hitting himself in the balls and screaming "I am not giving up" after each hit. At this point it is beyond obvious that Matt doesn't love making videos in the slightest, all he wants is to be "famous" again and cry like a bitch over another automated email from YT. All his online presence is the ultimate exercise in futility. Moneywise he is still doing Uber, which wasn't his idea in the first place and he is as fat as he's always been, now with diabetes.

- Bryan Dunn. This one is kinda personal, but only because I've delved deeper into his antics than with other cows. Bryan's only time when he was not hitting the wall was a couple of months at the beginning of GamerGate, then he kept hitting the wall after wall after wall. And to be fair, just like Matt he hit the wall a long time ago when Metokur exposed him as a thirsty gay-faggot, thus destroying what was left of his image forever. Then it happened again when it was revealed that his father is a convicted pedo. And just like Matt, he didn't stop and will be shitting the Internet till his last breath. However, if Matt has some delusions of making it big on the internet again, Bryan is even sadder in that regard - at this point he is ready to be a dancing monkey for anyone just so they nod in his direction, even absolutely ironically. And if some internet sperg trying to be "internet fwends" with just about anyone is funny by itself, a married (albeit against his will) man with a child (same) doing the same is, I don't know, not sad per say, but just "what the fuck are you doing. man".
As for his appearance, you be the judge:

2017:

2019:

2020(Bryan is on the left):

Summer of 2021:

From a couple of weeks ago:

I have hard time believing that he is still married, otherwise his woman is as much of a pig as he is. Mentally, well, he's not hit the wall yet, but it's not getting better - if couple of years ago he knew when to at the very least pretend to take the L and ask forgiveness, now he is absolutely consumed by his delusions and will deny the reality even it is in front of him. He was seeing enemies from his little e-book of grudges in everyone critical of him before, but now he is not just thinking it is them, he is convinced and I can't say I see it getting better, since he is not going to stop being terminally online till his last breath. I wish he at least dreaded the day when his daughter is gonna google his name, but I don't think he does.

 

[Xenomorph]

Bryan got that Covid gunt.

 

[Next Task]

Hasan Piker hasn't quite hit the wall yet, but he's rapidly going that way compared to his status as "woke bae" a few years ago

This is a man who has seemingly forgotten just how important his looks are to his career and income, far more than his opinions, and is going to hardcore realise it if he lets himself go.

To throw a new name into the mix: Kurt Eichenwald. From respected journalist and writer of books that actually were turned into films rather than merely optioned, to complete laughingstock with inescapable connections to CP, hentai, and a millennia worth of 'And then everybody clapped' bullshit stories on Twitter.

TDS did a number on the sanity and credibility of a large number of people, but a lot of them didn't have much success before interminable Trump sperging actually got them attention. He did, and jettisoned it all piece by lying piece until he became a laughingstock.

 

[Common Shadow]

Atheism Is Unstoppable


Devon I think his name is? Railed on TYT and had some shitpost-type videos, but he became a shill forcing people to pay to see his videos on another platform because he whined about YT striking him repeatedly.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

What about Connor Murphy?

 

[ReeferRoach]

If no one has said it yet Aydin Paladin has a very rocky future being trapped into making the same type of video essays day in day out, the moment her drive to upload dies or the viewers dry up expect some Islamic content.

 

[Reflections On The Screen]

Boogie.

Man went from living in poverty as a lonely 500 pound man to a famous millionaire with a wife who seemed to be solving his weight problem.

But now he's once again a lonely man on the path to 500 pounds and poverty. He squandered an opportunity few had. It's both amazing and sad.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Boogie.

Man went from living in poverty as a lonely 500 pound man to a famous millionaire with a wife who seemed to be solving his weight problem.

But now he's once again a lonely man on the path to 500 pounds and poverty. He squandered an opportunity few had. It's both amazing and sad.

Not really sad. Boogie is an asshole and a liar.

 

[TokiBun]

That cow who mutilated her legs until they were amputated his my favorite horror cow who’s gotten hopefully as low as she can go. Kelly is absolutely terrifying and I hope she doesn’t try to pick her arms off next.