🍗 Deathfat Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Sammies#1Fan]

Of course.
Of course Florida is the magical land of plenty for this white trash redneck too.
They all seem to have this idea that moving to Florida in general is a sign of “making it”, even if they end up in the same white trash situations floating from place to place grifting, or living in basically the same low income housing they’d be in in their home state.

There's already enough white trash here, we don't need any more.

 

[Jeep1971]

Random Kim update. (Shes been pretty mia). This was a day ago, now the icu?
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She doesnt seem bad enough for ICU? Making videos, pictures?
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They love to take pictures from hospital beds and let everyone know. Some even have the whole family in different poses.
Wtf? It's a hospital, not a Sears portrait studio.

 

[Vi0l3t]

They love to take pictures from hospital beds and let everyone know. Some even have the whole family in different poses.
Wtf? It's a hospital, not a Sears portrait studio.

Agree they probably love the attention, free pain meds, and food

Kim's hinting shes pregnant. I call bs. She said she had a miscarriage in mid July, at most if she got pregnant right after shed only be 12 weeks. I cant share the video for some reason but it shows her gunt and it moving as if a baby was kicking. Babies kicks are not visible usually until like 20 weeks at the earliest. I think shes moving her belly.

 

[Snack Cracker]

I can only imagine what that video looks like and you’re a saint for looking at it lol.

She could *feel* kicks at 12-16 weeks assuming she’s not enough of a dumbass to think gas is a baby kicking.
But she is that much of a dumbass, she might have filmed her stomach after Mexican food when her baby is “most active”.
Or she knows the whole thing is a lie, hard to tell with that level of retardation.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

I can only imagine what that video looks like and you’re a saint for looking at it lol.

She could *feel* kicks at 12-16 weeks assuming she’s not enough of a dumbass to think gas is a baby kicking.
But she is that much of a dumbass, she might have filmed her stomach after Mexican food when her baby is “most active”.
Or she knows the whole thing is a lie, hard to tell with that level of retardation.

I mean, why bother taking control of your diabetes (which you were just fuckin’ hospitalized for) when you need to eat for two now! Winner winner, chicken dinner (literally, we all know it’s KFC).

 

[Vi0l3t]

I can only imagine what that video looks like and you’re a saint for looking at it lol.

She could *feel* kicks at 12-16 weeks assuming she’s not enough of a dumbass to think gas is a baby kicking.
But she is that much of a dumbass, she might have filmed her stomach after Mexican food when her baby is “most active”.
Or she knows the whole thing is a lie, hard to tell with that level of retardation.

I just find it weird the last pregnancy she had where she claimed to miscarry and show the dead fetus (was like 10 weeks or something) she was posting about it constantly. She had like 5 or something ultrasounds, constantly took pictures and talked about it. Now after miscarrying in July shes pregnant again and enough to move her belly? No way

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

There's a really horrific birth defect you can get from untreated diabetes during pregnancy. Look up caudal regression syndrome.

 

[Vi0l3t]

There's a really horrific birth defect you can get from untreated diabetes during pregnancy. Look up caudal regression syndrome.

Creepy, a lot of other things can happen too like heart defects ect. If she was actually pregnant and diabetic her Obgyn would be closely monitoring her. No idea where the twin comment is coming from. I find it weird she wants people to message ect and not just say.


If she was actually 19 weeks then in the next week or 2 I'd expect her 20 week ultrasound pics. All moms get this unless they are tarded and skip it. Sammie would never skip for attention.


Shes almost self aware.


Bently looks hunched?

 

[Snack Cracker]

Creepy, a lot of other things can happen too like heart defects ect. If she was actually pregnant and diabetic her Obgyn would be closely monitoring her. No idea where the twin comment is coming from. I find it weird she wants people to message ect and not just say.
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If she was actually 19 weeks then in the next week or 2 I'd expect her 20 week ultrasound pics. All moms get th see unless they are tarded and skip it. Sammie would never skip for attention.
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Shes almost self aware.
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Bently looks hunched?
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I was reading that 19 weeks screenshot and saw the “Michael is chasing you” underneath and got offended because Sarge would never.
But then I remembered she thinks Michael Myers is sexy, so it’s probably time for her annual Michael Myers thirstposting.
She’s so goddamn bizarre lmao.

And poor Bently.
That kid doesn’t look happy or confident because you’re right, he does seem hunched/slouched from body language.
His hair does look freshly washed even if it’s a Little Rock home haircut and his shirt is clean though.
Small blessings in the Sammieverse.

 

[Vi0l3t]

I was reading that 19 weeks screenshot and saw the “Michael is chasing you” underneath and got offended because Sarge would never.
But then I remembered she thinks Michael Myers is sexy, so it’s probably time for her annual Michael Myers thirstposting.
She’s so goddamn bizarre lmao.

And poor Bently.
That kid doesn’t look happy or confident because you’re right, he does seem hunched/slouched from body language.
His hair does look freshly washed even if it’s a Little Rock home haircut and his shirt is clean though.
Small blessings in the Sammieverse.

Yeah she definitely has a hard on for Michael. Here is Sammies poetic review of the new movie.


Sarge update, nothing much. Looks like he still has the new dog. Sucks when sarge and kim both went silent for a while they make the sammieverse so much better with their redneck antics.

 

[Snack Cracker]

God no wonder she loves Michael Myers.
A corny slasher is probably all that her brain can process, if she watched a psychological/mystery horror movie it would be tumbleweeds.

And touché Sarge on the cologne.
Not that D&G is the height of sophistication in men’s fragrances, but they do have some nice ones (and I have to give him props for not picking the men’s light blue because it’s so overplayed).
And call me tasteless, but I’ve smelled that D&G fragrance and it’s nice.
It doesn’t smell too musky or like cat piss, he could have done a lot worse.

This combined with the high amount of grooming products in his pictures- again, Sarge has actual brain damage and I’m still willing to bet he’s the best smelling one on this thread by FAR.

 

[JackDonaghysSecretLover]

God no wonder she loves Michael Myers.
A corny slasher is probably all that her brain can process, if she watched a psychological/mystery horror movie it would be tumbleweeds.

And touché Sarge on the cologne.
Not that D&G is the height of sophistication in men’s fragrances, but they do have some nice ones (and I have to give him props for not picking the men’s light blue because it’s so overplayed).
And call me tasteless, but I’ve smelled that D&G fragrance and it’s nice.
It doesn’t smell too musky or like cat piss, he could have done a lot worse.

This combined with the high amount of grooming products in his pictures- again, Sarge has actual brain damage and I’m still willing to bet he’s the best smelling one on this thread by FAR.

D+G should hire him, he's got great stuff to say about the product. Hell, he has me convinced.

 

[Retired Junta Member]

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This combined with the high amount of grooming products in his pictures- again, Sarge has actual brain damage and I’m still willing to bet he’s the best smelling one on this thread by FAR.

According to some doctors, very young brains are somewhat able to “rewire the circuits” around the damaged areas and recover some of the lost functions with a lot of therapy (idk how to explain it technically sorry).

I have a feeling that if Sarge had been given to a wealthy family he could have healed a lot better.

 

[Vi0l3t]

God no wonder she loves Michael Myers.
A corny slasher is probably all that her brain can process, if she watched a psychological/mystery horror movie it would be tumbleweeds.

And touché Sarge on the cologne.
Not that D&G is the height of sophistication in men’s fragrances, but they do have some nice ones (and I have to give him props for not picking the men’s light blue because it’s so overplayed).
And call me tasteless, but I’ve smelled that D&G fragrance and it’s nice.
It doesn’t smell too musky or like cat piss, he could have done a lot worse.

This combined with the high amount of grooming products in his pictures- again, Sarge has actual brain damage and I’m still willing to bet he’s the best smelling one on this thread by FAR.

He seems to keep pretty clean, even his rooms are not that bad.

 

[Jeep1971]

Yeah she definitely has a hard on for Michael. Here is Sammies poetic review of the new movie.
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Sarge update, nothing much. Looks like he still has the new dog. Sucks when sarge and kim both went silent for a while they make the sammieverse so much better with their redneck antics.
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Ugh he calls women "females". Red flag.

 

[Genesis Printhas]

Ugh he calls women "females". Red flag.

Better than bitches? I forget, can he cook? I like Sarge, he's like the one simple ray of simple in all this mess.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Better than bitches? I forget, can he cook? I like Sarge, he's like the one simple ray of simple in all this mess.

He cooks pretty simple stuff. Think frat boy cooking lol.

Looks like kim maybe in a thruple again lol. Either that or a friend.

 

[I'd buy that for a dollar]

lmao that bottom left picture! Like a videogame glitch!

 

[Jeep1971]

He cooks pretty simple stuff. Think frat boy cooking lol.

Looks like kim maybe in a thruple again lol. Either that or a friend.
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Kim and Dalton are just grimy af.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Was bored and snooped around. Darnell's real Facebook has nothing about Sammie on there. And Sammie has not posted anything because you know shell be called out on her larping.


Darnell's sister I think. Cant you see the family resemblance?


Update: Looks like Dalton's in a mental hospital, pretty sure he has schizophrenia. It's a good thing that Kim cant get pregnant, that kid would be fucked up.