What's your favorite battle in history?

[WinchesterWhiskey]

Mine is the American revolution of 1796 when mecha Hitler and George Washington had to fight it over the jungles of Egypt and Supreme Colonel General President Washington had to use his laser eyes to stop the rising tide of the ocean against mecha Hitler.

 

[Gone Ham]

The battle between OP and me when I fucked his mom

 

[Akashic Retard]

I like the war on poverty because I hate poor people. Don't know any of the battles tho.

 

[Billy Beer]

The battle of the bulge

Everyday I fight to keep my enormous cock in my pants

 

[WinchesterWhiskey]

I like the war on poverty because I hate poor people. Don't know any of the battles tho.

Bro, were you there for the battle of Crenshaw boulevard? The maneuver warfare tactics the crips employed made them a formidable adversary.

 

[Tism the Return]

bro dis baddle is ebin DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

The Battle of Kursk, largest tank engagement in recorded history.

The battle between OP and me when I fucked his mom

Did you win?

 

[What the shit]

This one is my personal favorite battle.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Waco, Texas

 

[Caddchef]

Did you win?

OP has to call him dad now, so yes.

 

[Idiotron]

 

[User names must be unique]

the battle of the bulge UwU

 

[Subtlety]

 

[Jason Wynn]

The Battle of Antietam. Absolutely brutal reading

 

[WinchesterWhiskey]

The Battle of Antietam. Absolutely brutal reading

Was this the battle where Tom Cruise blew up a tank with a 1911 or the one where the crips and bloods had a mecha fight over the streets of Los Angeles?

 

[Jason Wynn]

Was this the battle where Tom Cruise blew up a tank with a 1911 or the one where the crips and bloods had a mecha fight over the streets of Los Angeles?

Neither. It was the one where Teddy Roosevelt rode a mecha-moose into battle against Kaiju Putin

 

[Synthetic Smug]

Lepanto. Most people don't know Miguel de Cervantes fought there as a young man.

 

[WinchesterWhiskey]

Neither. It was the one where Teddy Roosevelt rode a mecha-moose into battle against Kaiju Putin

Was that the one with the laser eyes or the powered antlers? I'm writing a paper on the casualties from that.

Was this also the one where Chiang Kai Shek threw nuclear weapons at Japan with his bare hands?

 

[Minorityreport]

Iron solomon vs Dizaster

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Console V pc