📚 Megathread The AGP smirk / Autogynesmile / Troon selfie thread - With scoring method! Please add to the collection!

[billydero]

This is my entry. Man's got it all as far as I'm concerned. It doesn't hit all the points from the op but it's is quintessential smirking troonery to me.
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‘Whelp, here’s my selfie, u guyzz! Hope I look ok, can’t believe I’m doing this!’ I don’t know if that ‘slide the mouth over to one side smirk’ has a name, but I hate it, thanks. That fake attempt at looking sheepish and shy and uncertain when they know damn well what they’re trying to accomplish.

Do they take pictures like this because they want to emulate what (they think) girls do? Someone mentioned MySpace, I definitely agree - weren't teenage girls taking pictures like this back in the day? I feel like thats a huge part of the reason why their pictures are like this, these middle aged men still think teen girls take selfies from a satellite. It all reeks of performance and mockery.

Absolutely. Isn’t that what this is all about? Some dude with mental illness, probably depression, wishes that he could get all the ass patting and lusting and love a teenage girl gets through her social media, so he makes himself a girl and gets social media.

I was watching a CBS News report about troons in the military, so of course, they have to interview a couple mil troons. One of them was doing the head tilts, the swaying his head around to look all shy and coy, and affecting a breathy voice that apparently he thinks makes him be like Marilyn Monroe. And that’s basically what these guys are doing here.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Spoiler: Really gross

You mean a little like this? The "face at a side angle" to try and offset some of the ocular rape-age from their hideous visages??

 

[Easterling]

Spoiler: Really gross

You mean a little like this? The "face at a side angle" to try and offset some of the ocular rape-age from their hideous visages??

Its the cans of strongbow in the background that really help it reach new peaks in unsettling

 

[The Dude]

You forgot to mention another important star in your list of troon selfie requirements: using colourful disco lights/"bisexual lighting" to hide male features/make the selfie resemble seeing someone in a drug haze. Nyk/ContraPoints heavily employed that particular selfie-trick before be became a Youtube millionaire and got FFS:

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That first one looks like something out of a Dario Argento horror flick. Like the scene of some possessed corpse popping into frame, the scene lit in over saturated color to highlight the unreality of what's happening, just before the demonic zombie plunges something like a straightened coat hanger or screwdriver into the eye of a screaming girl.

 

[theshep]

John (a.k.a. Jaclyn) Moore.

Spoiler: His Tattoo

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Its the cans of strongbow in the background that really help it reach new peaks in unsettling

I dunno, I like how he is so fat, his pores are like a pregnant woman's belly button. Most feminine thing about him (the bitch tits do not count).


That said, the struggling hairline is also good. AFAIK, that photo, he's not a wamminzm, he's a NONBINAREEEEEEE. I sort of agree in a way, he's for sure an amorphous blob.

 

[Raccoon Poon]

the makeup that looks like its done by a 10 year old girl who got into mommys make up really is the cherry on top the cake of shit

 

[teriyakiburns]

It's a dominance smile.

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They usually communicate a feeling of pride or superiority, along with some level of enjoyment of that state. They also resemble a disgust response, which you'd expect from someone who viewed you as inferior to them.

 

[Bells]

You forgot to mention another important star in your list of troon selfie requirements: using colourful disco lights/"bisexual lighting" to hide male features/make the selfie resemble seeing someone in a drug haze

The colour blind are immune to this trickery

 

[SaltyFanta]

It seems like such a common thread through AGPs, that while they dress as women, they all seem to carry themselves like men.

 

[Eurasian Lynx]

Why is ot that of all people it is so often those with a gigachad like jawline that troon out?

 

[Rattus]

Why is ot that of all people it is so often those with a gigachad like jawline that troon out?

It's all that excess testosterone.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I dunno, I like how he is so fat, his pores are like a pregnant woman's belly button. Most feminine thing about him (the bitch tits do not count).


That said, the struggling hairline is also good. AFAIK, that photo, he's not a wamminzm, he's a NONBINAREEEEEEE. I sort of agree in a way, he's for sure an amorphous blob.

"Nonbinary"= "SPECIAL girl"

 

[Caesare]

It seems like such a common thread through AGPs, that while they dress as women, they all seem to carry themselves like men.

Because they are men.

Why is ot that of all people it is so often those with a gigachad like jawline that troon out?

The only decent quality they possessed before or after turning into a transexual mutant. 90% of them are balding, with huge foreheads, and rubbery, ugly, male faces.

 

[AGPinochet]

they all seem to carry themselves like men.

It's almost like they're men and no amount of cooming, larping, delusion and butchery will ever change that.

 

[ash9990]

It's a dominance smile.

(PDF) Functional Smiles: Tools for Love, Sympathy, and War

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They usually communicate a feeling of pride or superiority, along with some level of enjoyment of that state. They also resemble a disgust response, which you'd expect from someone who viewed you as inferior to them.

Not surprising considering AGP is just one of many paraphilias troons have, and paraphilic interests are strongly correlated with and common among narcissistic and psychopathic individuals.

 

[Mushroom Soup]

This thread perfectly illustrates the troon dilemma of how to part their hair. A center part emphasizes manly temples, nose and chin. A side part emphasizes male pattern baldness at the temples and a lack of cheekbones. Bangs require a knowledge of hair styling and emphasize a male jaw, chin and nose.

 

[Kiislova]

One perfect score from the tranny thread.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tranny-sideshows-on-social-media.33028/post-10201553

Perfect MySpace angle
*smirk*
Danger hair, problem glasses, balding.

 

[thyme]

Not quite a head tilt or an angle but I love Megamind Bryli's massive dome:



And here's an alternate-timeline Jonah Hill where he transed instead of losing weight:

 

[theshep]