📚 Megathread The AGP smirk / Autogynesmile / Troon selfie thread - With scoring method! Please add to the collection!

[goodgrief]

This is my entry. Man's got it all as far as I'm concerned. It doesn't hit all the points from the op but it's is quintessential smirking troonery to me.

 

[Mender Bug]

How could you forget this lovely face?

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

noice
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I’d hit it.

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

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How could you forget this lovely face?

More like an eldritch abomination smile

 

[Lobotomite Hot Gaming]

Patrick Bateman put on a wig.

 

[Raw Meat]

I present you SomethingPurpul, connoisseur of the troon smirk.

5 star rating between these two pictures.
Smirk
Taken from the side
Raised angle
Head tilted to the side
Does wearing a diaper to the beach under those shorts qualify for an extra point?

Spoiler

 

[Paulmall Blartcop]

All this smirking reminds me of this fat fuck. Hasn't trooned out yet as far as I know, though it's been a few years since I checked so it's entirely possible.

 

[Ophelia Jones]

I present you SomethingPurpul, connoisseur of the troon smirk.

5 star rating between these two pictures.
Smirk
Taken from the side
Raised angle
Head tilted to the side
Does wearing a diaper to the beach under those shorts qualify for an extra point?

Spoiler

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He looks like he has shit in his diaper

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Those fucking hairlines, wow
Some men grow beards to cope with hair loss. These guys chose a... different route.

 

[dilettante]

Do they take pictures like this because they want to emulate what (they think) girls do? Someone mentioned MySpace, I definitely agree - weren't teenage girls taking pictures like this back in the day? I feel like thats a huge part of the reason why their pictures are like this, these middle aged men still think teen girls take selfies from a satellite. It all reeks of performance and mockery.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"Are you sure that's what you're looking at?"

 

[Gar For Archer]

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"Are you sure that's what you're looking at?"

What the fuck, why does his medallion look... glazed?

 

[Kiislova]

noice
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Rule 63 Null...
Passes better than at least 90% of troons

 

[Elicekiwi]

This is so true for most of them.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

What the fuck, why does his medallion look... glazed?

Dry semen

 

[Constellationzero]

Spoiler: IT'S MA'AAAAAAAAAM!

How about a compare/contrast with Autoandrophiles?

Spoiler: IT'S SIRRRRRRRR--EAL!

 

[Kiislova]

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Some of the AAPs pass rather well, they have a variety of expressions even!
Although none of the, would pass as soon as they open their mouths.

The AGPs are a mixed bag off 5-star and 3-star selfies.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

I’d hit it.

With a sledgehammer hopefully? It'd majorly improve it's appearance

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

With a sledgehammer hopefully? It'd majorly improve it's appearance

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