Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

[Nobody Super Famous]

I know Chris has been insane for years now but holy shit we're reaching levels of retardation that shouldn't even be possible.

 

[CervixHammer]

>is literally Jesus and God
>needs a presidential pardon to get out of jail

 

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

@Optimus Prime

As long as he gets put on the sex offender register for life, I’m happy with whatever other slap in the tard-wrists he gets. He’s a sex pest, and has always been under that autistic goofball-facade, and needs to be dealt with as such.

 

[King Kiwi]

Now, I don't know about you but if he's being treated like an Ottoman Emperor with fancy banquet meatballs and a filthy rag he considers a Turkish prayer rug....

I can't finish.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

It's funny how he keeps half-admitting to the incest. He has no problem saying that he was "spiritually healing Barbara" or whatever shit, but he can't wrtie "I fingered and fucked her". Either he knows he's guilty and doesn't want to admit to rape, or he's regressed to pre-2000 Chris who couldn't say anything vulgar without his brain encountering a BSOD.

 

[King Kiwi]

It's funny how he keeps half-admitting to the incest. He has no problem saying that he was "spiritually healing Barbara" or whatever shit, but he can't wrtie "I fingered and fucked her". Either he knows he's guilty and doesn't want to admit to rape, or he's regressed to pre-2000 Chris who couldn't say anything vulgar without his brain encountering a BSOD.

Yeah he had no problem saying it in the phone call.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Methinks the "temporary soul partner" is a chaplain or volunteer who visits regularly to motivate prisoners to atone for their sins and come to Jesus. My grandma was part of a church group that did that a few times a week, giving out Gideon's bibles to female inmates and talking with them about the decisions they made in ending up in jail.

 

[montepio]

Too bad Chris is not getting shanked not raped by Tayrone or Jamal.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

"ALL prayers to Jesus have all been going to Christine for nearly 40 years now"

I believe it, it's all true. This is why the world is such a fucked up place lately.

 

[Ulysses S.]

"Have you ever sat on a prayer rug and, with a deck of playing cards, play solitaire? It's a genuinely humbling experience."
I shouldn't be upset/surprised that Chris doesn't know what humility is, but his mocking of Jesus Christ by using the cross and calling himself Lord while exposing the extent of his shelteredness pisses me off. Y'know what's really humbling? Literally being God and perfect, yet dying on the cross for the sins of wretched people like Chris, myself and all of us. That is humility, not sitting comfy playing cards while in a country jail because you f-ed your mom.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

A cell mate no, somebody from the cell block? Possibly. I think it's one of three possibilities:

1. Him being delusional and thinking he's got a guardian angel/spirit.​
2. A fellow tranny/deviant has decided to look out for him for whatever reason*.​
3. A female guard that interacted with him at some point and now Chris has worked her into his delusion.​

*If so, this begs the question; does he know about Chris?

With the repentence stuff, the flame association and the phrase "you may remember", I have a feeling Chris is referring to Randy Stair since someone made Chris Chan learn about them, and Chris expressed a lot of fondness for Randy

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

While it's wholly possible he heard about Barb's situation through his lawyer, the fact he never mentioned anything about her not talking to him or w/e seems to indicate that they're in contact, which serves as further evidence of the cordiality of their continued relationship and again calls into question both the idea that this was rape and whether she'd actually testify against Chris.

The letter Null got was part of other letters that were sent to someone else. Chris could either be sending stuff through whomever, to Barb, or that person he sent it to was actually Barb herself.

 

[Wormy]

Too bad Chris is not getting shanked not raped by Tayrone or Jamal.

Patience. He's still basically in holding, he's not full on in Gen Pop yet. If he ends up there, your shank fantasy will likely come true when Chris fails to pay up for taking Commissary from the boss. Make no mistake, if he ends up there, he's getting blackmailed like a mother fucker unless some tranny chaser takes him as a wife.

As for his guardian spirit, I'm going with the church counselor theory as well since...well, this is rural Virginia.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Chris-chan only has the bible to read in Jail and thinks he is Jesus.
its pretty funny.

Yeah he had no problem saying it in the phone call.

Probably the Lawyer has contacted Chris almost daily and long periods of time to not say to anyone that he raped Barbara and think of it as whatever word he wants to justifies it

in order to keep his defense strong, that being insanity and etc.
otherwise Chris would've brag to his jailmate and the prosecution could use the testimony of his jailmate to make it known that Chris intentionally and with sound body and mind at the time know what he did was rape.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris-chan only has the bible to read in Jail and thinks he is Jesus.
its pretty funny.

It's more sad than funny

 

[mindlessobserver]

Nothing really new to say, just Chris repeating more of what was already said except it's addressed to Kengle. I assume it's because Kengle is probably one of the only people in the world who would actually bother to write back.



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The man is a full blown schizo. Wow.

 

[Elbe]

>is literally Jesus and God
>needs a presidential pardon to get out of jail

 

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

Chris-chan only has the bible to read in Jail and thinks he is Jesus.
its pretty funny.

It's more sad than funny

It can be both. Moreover, it is extremely fitting and logical with how Chris functions: what is his delusion but a manic hodgepodge of all the media fiction he’s been exposed to? Pokémon, Sonic, MLP. There isn’t an ounce of originality there. So if you only give him exposure to the Bible it should come as no surprise he would pull a Bruce Almighty on us.

‘Tis just a shame it was a Bible pressed into his face and not a Quran. That would’ve made for a more fun plot twist.

“As-sonichu alaykum.”

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

It can be both. Moreover, it is extremely fitting and logical with how Chris functions: what is his delusion but a manic hodgepodge of all the media fiction he’s been exposed to? Pokémon, Sonic, MLP. There isn’t an ounce of originality there. So if you only give him exposure to the Bible it should come as no surprise he would pull a Bruce Almighty on us.

‘Tis just a shame it was a Bible pressed into his face and not a Quran. That would’ve made for a more fun plot twist.

“As-sonichu alaykum.”

but i mean... if he did claim to be the reincarnation of Muhammad or Allah or both.
he'd be shanked by the Islamic Inmates.

since in majority of islamic countries to this day views people who claim to be reincarnation of Muhammad or Allah or the next Prophet is justified death sentence.

"As-sonichu Akbar"

 

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

but i mean... if he did claim to be the reincarnation of Muhammad or Allah or both.
he'd be shanked by the Islamic Inmates.

since in majority of islamic countries to this day views people who claim to be reincarnation of Muhammad or Allah or the next Prophet is justified death sentence.

"As-sonichu Akbar"

I don’t think local jail in Bumfuck, Virginia sees many members of the Muslim Brotherhood staying in it’s facilities. At most he’d weird-out his fellow southern Christian inmates with his ramblings.