Because they're not actually "on" the pizza. They're floating in some weird grease/tomoto soup that's been poured over some brick bread. It looks like if you move it the toppings would pour into the floor.
He's already trying it. He doesn't know that troons have a never forgive, never forget and you never will have a chance in the future policy. He forgets they have a totem pole of victimhood his married, white ass is at the bottom.
He is not even trying at this point, this is even worse than the fake pushups.
will he remake it and OFFER A REFUND if his mahm-waif sorry dood, was dissatisfied with it ?
Hahaha don't worry, it's just a shitpost. Phil would never make this joke, since he treats the "Battle of King of Burger" so seriously.
It is in character of Phil to lie blatantly like this and expect people to eat it tho.
fyi phil said he never made pizza dough. I wrote it a few weeks ago here.
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lol @ this tweet after crying about try hards.
Semper Fi, Dunce Army.
no wonder this dude streams. he wouldnt even be able to work at fucking pizza hut. that pizza is a fucking monstrosity
Utterly disgusting, just like his on-stream product, it's like Phil is a homeless guy who gives no shits and puts no effort into his cooking like everything else. It has virtually no cheese, it's the same amount that most people sprinkle on of Parmesan cheese (I had a hard time making this sentence work grammatically)...and you know Phil tossed the rest of the cheese in the trash too. Just imagine someone who gets a regular pizza and says "you know, this tastes good, but I think there was too much cheese on it". Why is everything so crammed in the middle of the pizza with a few inches of crust on the side? Is that his favorite part of the pizza, eating through the dough with a sprinkling of sauce, cheese, and toppings, like it's salt and pepper on a sub?
The pizza is important. It showcases how Phil's massive ego prevents him from seeing how the pizza looks worse than the fucking Burger King chicken sandwich he was complaining about a month ago. Also Phil is indeed a faggot.
I really want to see how Phil would make something like a cheeseburger. It would look like those ones in the original "Where's the beef?" commercials.
fyi phil said he never made pizza dough. I wrote it a few weeks ago here.
here's phil's homemade pizza
store bought doughLife is Strange: True Colors playthrough pt9 - LARPing Fun, A Scary Situation and... Conspiracy???
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store bought "high-end 16 core 32 thread RGB LED" ayyylmaotalian tomato sauce
mozzarella _and_ pizza blend cheese (mama mia, that goes well with the high end ray tracing tomato sauce)
precooked refrigerated meat balls
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If I can't shitpost about Phil's ugly ass pizza while watching Teen Wolf then what has this been all about?
