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Phil just beat the final boss in Hades, said that his hand was trembling because of how excited he was and proceeded to show his trembling hand to the camera. Obviously this was just another one of his retard lies,during the boss fight he sound as energetic as those yakuza streams where he fell asleep and had to wake himself up like a toddler but suddenly he was so excited about beating the final boss his hands started to tremble and had to show us!

This is one of the things I love about his compulsive lying because it produces so much luls, Phil is narcissistic (which implying compulsive lying) but he is so low IQ and autistic that his lies make him look terrible instead of good, having your hand shake like if you had essential tremors from beating a video game boss at 40 years old makes you look like a retard, it's the equivalent of the soy cuck crying at the star wars film, Phil line of thinking is "hmm I wonder what I can say that will make me sound cool and spectacular? I know! I will say I'm so excited and immersed in the game my hands are shaking!" not realizing that makes him look like a dent because he is getting extremely excited about inconsequential vidya.
 
actually dijo:
Not really a big spender, no, but the name stood out. You can find his chat logs at dsp.chat
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wow never knew about that resource, that's pretty sweet.

Also lol:
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Prince Lotor dijo:
Phil has the entire 90's series on DVD so it's likely he's seen at least 1 episode.
That said it's even more likely that no matter how many episodes of it he's seen he still has no fucking idea what he's talking about.
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As much as Phil complains when games are surreal and psychological (he laughs and says “this game is so WEIRD!” every two minutes), there’s no fucking way he “got” it. Especially Season Two. Season Three would have broken his brain (even more).
 
Is this gametrekker retard shows up when other games are on?

I cant believe when someone pays another retard to help him and make the stream less entertaining.
 
KD6-3.7 dijo:
As much as Phil complains when games are surreal and psychological (he laughs and says “this game is so WEIRD!” every two minutes), there’s no fucking way he “got” it. Especially Season Two. Season Three would have broken his brain (even more).
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He can just about follow the ''story lines'' in wrassel wrassel so I agree 110%, I lol'ed a bit about this. Like when he regaled us about reading A Song of Ice and Fire (or Game of Thrones as he said) and Lord of the Rings, I call complete bullshit on that as well.
 
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I like how he tried to clickbait in his tweet when it's so obvious he beat the final boss because there would be no other reason for it to be the most suspenseful and epic run ever, it would be like if some guy streams himself playing chess and makes a tweet saying "this was the MOST AMAZING AND EPIC STREAMING DAY EVER,did I finally got grandmaster? CHECK THE VIDEO!!!"

He is so dented he can't even clickbait properly,all he needs now is to upload the video with a non descriptive title like "YOU NEED TO WACH THIS" while making a surprised face in the thumbnail.
 
I'm assuming the reason Phil opened up his comments section, of course in typical Phil fashion with the most North Korea hugbox option, is in anticipation of YouTube rolling out the new 'Super Thanks' feature which is essentially just Super Chats but on videos instead of livestreams and you get a colored highlighted comment on the video instead of in a live chat.
 
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I like how he tried to clickbait in his tweet when it's so obvious he beat the final boss because there would be no other reason for it to be the most suspenseful and epic run ever, it would be like if some guy streams himself playing chess and makes a tweet saying "this was the MOST AMAZING AND EPIC STREAMING DAY EVER,did I finally got grandmaster? CHECK THE VIDEO!!!"

He is so dented he can't even clickbait properly,all he needs now is to upload the video with a non descriptive title like "YOU NEED TO WACH THIS" while making a surprised face in the thumbnail.
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Like this?
 
Anime Waifu NFT collector dijo:
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I like how he tried to clickbait in his tweet when it's so obvious he beat the final boss because there would be no other reason for it to be the most suspenseful and epic run ever, it would be like if some guy streams himself playing chess and makes a tweet saying "this was the MOST AMAZING AND EPIC STREAMING DAY EVER,did I finally got grandmaster? CHECK THE VIDEO!!!"

He is so dented he can't even clickbait properly,all he needs now is to upload the video with a non descriptive title like "YOU NEED TO WACH THIS" while making a surprised face in the thumbnail.
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It's not as if it'd even work. Anyone who might see this and check, will see his most recent video is 32 followed by 34 then 33 they'll be turned away. Alongside 33 saying premature end.
 
UaineRunei dijo:
He got even more retarded. After that he said "Look, I'm not saying that what I'm talking about it's truthful".

The most HAnest gamer on internet, btw.
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Phil’s racist chinaman rant wasn’t completely without merit (there’s a reason why people avoid Asian/Chinese servers in online games: They’re full of cheaters). Stuff like decades of a one child policy and a big population surplus of young men tends to impact society and culture in ways a denthead autist like Phil doesn’t even begin to understand.

The real shit and giggles is this though: Phil’s entire take was something some dude wrote on Twitter, and he closed his rant with a little “ACK! ACK! What do I know, I’m just repeating what someone else wrote!”

Phil has legit turned into one of those NPCs who stand around in the background in games and go: “I hear there’s a lot of X in Y!”


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I would argue there's a good case to be made that Phil is on the spectrum.
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Oh yeah, definetely. I’ve always thought of Phil as a low IQ autist who slipped through the cracks because he went to a shitty ghetto school where the guidance counselor spends more time worrying about knife fights than little Phil who’s awkward and hates when there are changes to the schedule.

The peak DSP moment for me in yesterday’s stream though was this: Derich asked whether “Jasper still lies in the vests?” And Phil went on to explain that it got so hot in the summer, that the glue that held up his autistic vest rack gave out, and all the vests were laying on the floor.

Now this is where any normal person would get a hold of a hammer and some nails, and put up a real rack, right? (Fuck, I’m not exactly a DIYer, but I do know how the operating principles of a hammer!)

Phil? HE JUST LEFT THE VESTS ON A PILE ON THE FLOOR FOR MONTHS.

And go on to put on a dirty vest full of cat hairs (and probably occasionally cat piss and puke), and waited until temperatures fell enough so he could glue it back up.

Imagine the kind of lazy slob who’d do something like this in order to avoid ten minutes of hammer work!
 
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