Why do users follow other users?

[Billy Beer]

Why do I receive messages from stalking pervert users saying they're now following me? My posts aren't worth the space they're written on and you're a fucking creeper.

How do I stop people following me? Do I have to shag them up the arse on Halloween?

 

[Rungle]

you cant stop me faggot

 

[No. 7 cat]

Dunno, I follow them back in retaliation.

 

[Vingle]

In my case, I like making people uncomfortable

 

[The Cunting Death]

To me, its my way of saying "you make good posts"

 

[Billy Beer]

To me, its my way of saying "you make good posts"

This is what confuses me, I don't make good posts. My posts are objectively shite.

 

[XANA]

It means that you're a real nigga, nigga.

 

[DerKryptid]

It means you're a kpopper and they want to stan you

 

[totallyrandomusername]

If people want to follow me to receive the word of Jesus, I have no problem with that.

 

[Megatardingo]

If I follow you it means you're my friend and have to bring gifts to my birthday party.

 

[mr.moon1488]

 

[JamusActimus]

It means I want to have sex with you

 

[Stoneheart]

I dont know how to do it and what it does, can somebody pls explain?

 

[Spl00gies]

How else do you keep up with namechanging mongoloids?

 

[IKOL]

Because you're a lolcow.
Accept it. Embrace it. And do haiku with me you puss.
Follow me into the beautiful world of cringe.

 

[Billy Beer]

Because you're a lolcow.
Accept it. Embrace it. And do haiku with me you puss.
Follow me into the beautiful world of cringe.

I'm not funny though.

 

[IKOL]

Who says you need to be funny for that?

 

[Billy Beer]

Who says you need to be funny for that?

So you're following someone who isn't entertaining? May as well watch paint dry.

 

[IKOL]

So you're following someone who isn't entertaining?

Yes because entertainment is not the sole purpose of following.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Fishing for follows, I see.