DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Sup3r dijo:
DBFZ literally told you how many frames of delay there were and he claimed it was lying.

Remember he was playing against the CPU in SF anniversary offline and complained about lag.
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There was that one time he left shown inputs on on a SF4 match and it showed he sperg the fucks out during a knockdown where you can't do anything and that he spams the shit out of the input like three times for each special and his excuse was that's what THEY, YES THEY (the game servers) saw but it's not what he was doing on HIS, YES HIS consoleside.
 
Zappin’ And Spazzin’ dijo:
Several instances like the Quartering interview and bankruptcy hearing have demonstrated that Phil absolutely can control his phlegm.
He just has zero respect for his audience.
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Yup. It's a power trip thing, showing he can do whatever he wants on HIS stream, and anyone complaining will get berated (and maybe even LIMB) for committing a HATECRIME.

Not cool to make fun of bodily functions. Unless he does it, then it's comedy gold and fuck you all for not finding it hilarious.
 
Jasper2K dijo:
I don't think phil has hit the tips goal all week long. WOW its been SLOW
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Phil's not hitting the real $100 tips goal this week, which is something. Even with Jeffrey Anderson's $25 daily tithe.

However, us wheelchairs will be getting our NEETbux tonight. Expect this to stop when Phil returns from adjournment.
 
SirChipDouglas dijo:
Does anyone have videos or links to this exact rant about people bullying Khet? I remember him saying Khet got mad on stream, etc etc, Are there videos of this? I've looked before but by god I don't have the mental fortitude to go digging for Phils rants.
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It was a halloween stream she joined him on. The only one, to my knowledge.
UsedUp dijo:
Never in my wildest dreams would I do such a thing even if I won the lottery tomorrow but could you imagine how much fun 1 could have making DSP finally work for his money. For instance win the lottery, set aside $40,000 for "trolling DSP". I would make him play every game he hates on the hardest difficulty with no shirt on and who knows what else? What would you make DSP do to earn that money!? I bring up this idea cause his wheelchairs fail to realise that they have the true control over DSP with the almighty dollar.
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Fapcop dijo:
I’d probably spend my 40 K on having Derich and Phil do a scat porn with each other
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Mr. Brown dijo:
That sounds shit, just send your $40k to snowkarl he will do a great job.
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No you guys are smalltime. The best way to fuck with DSP is to not fuck with DSP directly in any way, especially giving him money like a dent head. Hire a company to clean up, repaint, and renovate the front of every condo but his. They'll all have beautiful nice looking condos and his will be an eyesore, it'll lower the value of all the rest, it'll affect his image. Anyone who would respond with "but but but he never talks to them" doesn't have neighbors or an HOA. Yeah they don't need to be buds to cause him grief. Eventually someone will try to sell and get lowballed because of his and they'll tell him he HAS to clean his up. I'd hire psychology students to give therapy to some of his wheelchairs and befriend them, consume their time and help them realize what a relationship with a normal person is like. Just have them chill and be friends, but with their knowledge they'll have a reasonable idea on how to help them progress out of the rut that makes them think giving DSP money is a good idea. Then I'd pay off my house, my mom's house, buy my little brother a car, replace my old car since it's about to go out anyway with a newer version of the same thing, and take the rest, throw half in a managed investment account for dividends, and the other half donate to the local Children's Hospital because they do good things.
 
King Daddy Telomerase dijo:
Phil's not hitting the real $100 tips goal this week, which is something. Even with Jeffrey Anderson's $25 daily tithe.

However, us wheelchairs will be getting our NEETbux tonight. Expect this to stop when Phil returns from adjournment.
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I am such a fan of the PlanetJeff is 1MM/SilentBob/whatever theory. Imagine your fucking wife biting the bullet and spending every drop of her inheritance on a 40 year old greedy asshole who feels like he’s entitled to a 6 figure salary while burying farts in his chair. It’s probably one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen on the internet and it’s not even fiction. We give OIC shit, a LOT of shit for being a boring, attention seeking child, but PlanetJeff is the home of the TRUE degeneracy.
 
SaidNoOneEver dijo:
I'm waiting for the netcode feature that shows once and for all that it's DSP's connection that's shit and causes whatever lag he complains about, not the opponent's. My last online gaming experience was the original SOCOM on PS2 and even it had a connection health meter shown for each player in the lobby so I imagine it already exists in the stuff he plays and I just haven't noticed it.
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Not sure there is a meter available that measures brain-to-appendage lag.
Zappin’ And Spazzin’ dijo:
Several instances like the Quartering interview and bankruptcy hearing have demonstrated that Phil absolutely can control his phlegm.
He just has zero respect for his audience.
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What can he do? Dude's always hungry. I would argue this is what's in the water bottle:

Phail snot condiment.jpg
 
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LookAtMySkeletons dijo:
Constantly low tips will be very revealing, if his fans can figure it out.

If he shrugs it off as acceptable to get low tips, that indirectly means he never really needed the full goal amount and was just asking for more.

If it really does hurt him the we should be seeing more begging segments and possibly even a 'state of the strea'm' 'what can i do to get you to tip?' 'guys i cant keep going with such low tips each stream!' type video/rants
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Tips remaining low is going to be the most entertaining outcome right now. I'm almost positive that if they remain low, he'll bring out the leaks and start getting more detailed in his lies about them.

He brought them up the first time in the vaguest way he could, heavily implying that his identity being stolen resulted in a loss of money from his account. I think he hoped that would be enough to get some pity bux coming in, but that hasn't happened and he's going to need to really start leveraging that situation. He's already clearly shown that he has no intention of being honest about it. I think he'll literally start giving dollar amounts that he 'lost' and all kinds of other shit.

It's really the only thing he has right now that he can twist into something that he was an innocent victim of. He did nothing wrong, and now he needs your help with his 'financials' (that was really driving me nuts yesterday when he kept using that word, as if he has all these multiple assets and accounts). That or else he'll have to go with a made up health scare for the cat or Kat.
 
LookAtMySkeletons dijo:
I feel it would be a lot more serious though than the usual 'stream is slow tonight and i really need tips for the coming bills'' he does that even in past good times.

Remember he did a stream once asking vieweres about possibly getting a job or something because things were looking bad? We would need to see something like that if this drought is as serious as he says.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but I feel like most of that stuff was pre vest streak no? I think that there's going to be this delay between a noticeable income decrease and when he really starts to sweat. He's been conditioned at this point to believe that his whale(s) will pull through for him in the long term no matter what.
 
Pandalee’s Tits dijo:
I am such a fan of the PlanetJeff is 1MM/SilentBob/whatever theory. Imagine your fucking wife biting the bullet and spending every drop of her inheritance on a 40 year old greedy asshole who feels like he’s entitled to a 6 figure salary while burying farts in his chair. It’s probably one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen on the internet and it’s not even fiction. We give OIC shit, a LOT of shit for being a boring, attention seeking child, but PlanetJeff is the home of the TRUE degeneracy.
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PlanetJeff has become forgotten since he went into hiding after the dox, but he really is the saddest whale. He's 40-something, his wife died, and he seriously left comments in his $1000 nutso contributions to Phil saying "Take that, trolls!". And this clown is a government employee. I'm understanding why Phil hates paying tahxes.
 
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