💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

I think most smartphones have a health app these days but the line about "how many miles did we do today?" pitched to his fat friend was so obviously scripted. Boogie is the only one on earth who cares about how long he has walked to the decimal, checking it all the time to see if he's rolled the number over so he can brag about it. I'm sure Boogie made sure that got time so that even if he gets shit for eating like a pig as usual (muh one plate of buffet) at least he "walked" 6.8 miles.
You're no better than you used to be, fatass.
 
Im pretty sure he looked at his real numbers and thought, "that isnt right, I did so much more" and decided to edit it. Even though he probably did very little but being such a fatty he was most likely sweaty, tired and in some discomfort. So of course he takes that as he did a lot, however in reality he probably walked very little (also lol at his activity before noon). If he really was serious about walking and his knee, he would of at least had an actual wheelchair and wheeled himself around instead of a scooty puff, but we know Boogie is a fat lying piece of shit.
Rolling himself around in a wheelchair would be more of a workout than him walking, so of course he would never do that.
 
I've never used an app like Apple Health. I definitely can see the utility in using them, I've just never felt the need to and can't help but feel like these apps, smart watches, etc. are just another way to volunteer myself being spied on. We've had this conversation here months ago and from my few minutes of Googling it does appear as though Apple Health allows users to manually edit and enter their own health data. Is anyone ITT familiar with this process who can chime in with more details? There was a time Boogie was obviously fudging the data manually and I'm convinced he's doing the same on this trip. I don't have access to these apps so I'm unable to confirm that it really is that simple to manually enter one's step count and health data.

Below we have a decent sample to compare each other to with a combined step count of 30,271. The difference in step length however is 9.4", almost a whole foot in length different per stride. Boogie has a very specific, fucked up gait that resembles a disabled penguin waddling while taking its first steps. How the hell does he wake up one day and over the course of 6.8 miles (lmao good joke) just walk with a stride almost doubling the distance as he usually does? It's not like he had that leg lengthening surgery for Chinese manlets, there's only 3 days in-between these results.

Am I the retard and simply missing something here or is this as absurd as it appears?

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This is a graphic I made in April from when Boogie first got his new iPhone. All signs pointed towards him manually editing his step count. Boogie loves to film him walking to the mailbox and back and pretending he just placed 3rd in a 5K run. He was posting results like those below while going weeks at a time without filming himself outside a single time. In the rare event he did, it was a 7 second Tik Tok without a bead of sweat in sight.

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Definitely on to something as myself and some others also noticed the sudden increase in walking speed as well. When Boogie would post data from his home walks, he walked ~2mph. In your image, we see 1.6mph which seems more accurate: bum knee, meandering around, stopping to catch his breath. Then in the 2nd image where his stride length mysteriously increases, so does his speed.

Are we sure this isn't the speed of his mobility scooter?
 
Is Boogie allowed to leave Arkansas while awaiting trial?

He's currently in SoCal doing vlogs with Adam the Woo and Jacob The Carpetbagger. Fat fick is using a mobile wheelchair.
A fat fuck with no family, no savings, no car, and a permanent live-in heterosexual life partner awaiting trial for unlawful discharge of a firearm is not exactly a flight risk. If they were feeling nervous, the court may have put a proscription against unauthorized interstate travel, but other then that I doubt any judge was having visions of Steven Williams boogying down to Mexico.
The courts may disagree, but I think the overall population of Arkansas would prefer that Boogie be as far away as possible.
I know I sure fucking do. He single-handedly raised the average IQ and lowered the average BMI just by leaving.
 
As most people know, steps are a horrible way of tracking health benefits. It's so arbitrary, I believe I once gained over 20,000 steps in a day by just being on my feet at an outdoor festival drinking beers and eating fried foods. Despite having 20,000 steps I gained more than I lost - it all depends on calories in vs out. Boggie is taking meandering steps, he's not making himself feel uncomfortable or getting into an aerobic zone.

There's no hiding his lies about his weight loss. He consumes more than he'll ever burn off.

I feel like this trip is the beginning of the end. His knee is truly fucked - it just doesn't heal with rest. On top of that, winter is coming, so the outdoor walks will stop. He's bound to get bigger, certainly over 400. He'll either blame COVID for not being able to get into rehab, or lie and say that he's doing at home rehab and post fake pics of his scale - all the while that disgusting turkey waddle becomes more engorged.

He'll spend the winter getting more unhealthier both mentally and physically. Then, the stress on his arteries and his mentality will explode - he'll stroke out or his heart will stop while screeching about his dead mom's vagina on Twitch.
 
As most people know, steps are a horrible way of tracking health benefits. It's so arbitrary, I believe I once gained over 20,000 steps in a day by just being on my feet at an outdoor festival drinking beers and eating fried foods. Despite having 20,000 steps I gained more than I lost - it all depends on calories in vs out. Boggie is taking meandering steps, he's not making himself feel uncomfortable or getting into an aerobic zone.

There's no hiding his lies about his weight loss. He consumes more than he'll ever burn off.

I feel like this trip is the beginning of the end. His knee is truly fucked - it just doesn't heal with rest. On top of that, winter is coming, so the outdoor walks will stop. He's bound to get bigger, certainly over 400. He'll either blame COVID for not being able to get into rehab, or lie and say that he's doing at home rehab and post fake pics of his scale - all the while that disgusting turkey waddle becomes more engorged.

He'll spend the winter getting more unhealthier both mentally and physically. Then, the stress on his arteries and his mentality will explode - he'll stroke out or his heart will stop while screeching about his dead mom's vagina on Twitch.
he is probably lying about the knee. fatass wanted to experience the luxury of a mobility scooter
add a porta pootie and his life is complete
 
This video tweet freeze frame is great, this woman has a tired, disgusting look as she looks at Boogie's massive body filming on his mobility vehicle :
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It appears as though Disney offers their guests wheelchairs and also Electric Conveyance Vehicles (ECV's) to rent at their parks through a company they're partnered with called ScooterBug. The kind of ECV rentals available differ between properties like DisneyLand and DisneyWorld. DisneyLand has less of a selection available and only one model that Boogie is actually allowed to rent. Let me introduce you to Steven's badass whip for his vacation, the Resort Plus 3-wheel ECV. This bad boy will run Boogie $45/day and his luxury model even has the option to go for the highly sought after Sport Kit, including a NOS Oxygen (O2) tank and cane holder! DisneyLand has other, cheaper models available but the next closest fit for Boogs has a weight capacity of 350 lbs. Consider yourself lucky I guess though as just days ago you were only 2 lbs. shy of being barred from this riced out Resort Plus 3-wheel ECV! Who wouldn't want to take these wheels for a spin?

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Notice how the maximum weight for renting a manual wheelchair is listed at 350lbs. While he loves to say he "needs to use a wheelchair" implying that it's because of some unfortunate medical disability outside of his control like Cerebral Palsy, he's not even able to because he's way too fucking fat. From what I've gather on misc. Disney forums and the ECV manufacturer's website, the original model has a top speed of 5.5 MPH. However Disney's models are tuned for their park's foot traffic and are regulated for a top speed of 3.5 MPH. No matter how fast, the rental agreement limits the user to never scoot faster than those walking around them.

They're on a first-come, first-serve basis and there's only a limited amount of ECV's to rent. It goes without saying that Boogie and his many medical anomalies certainly take priority, fuck those grandparents who've made the effort to get out of the house spend time with their grandchildren. The Boogie2988's in town, what are you, retarded?


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you can tell from the speed and step length alone that it’s just recorded bud scooting as steps.

there’s no way his normal speed nearly doubled as well as his stride length going up 50% on a day when we know he was rollin.

You can physically see any time he wants he takes extremely small steps and the pace he goes,
 
It appears as though Disney offers their guests wheelchairs and also Electric Conveyance Vehicles (ECV's) to rent at their parks through a company they're partnered with called ScooterBug. The kind of ECV rentals available differ between properties like DisneyLand and DisneyWorld. DisneyLand has less of a selection available and only one model that Boogie is actually allowed to rent. Let me introduce you to Steven's badass whip for his vacation, the Resort Plus 3-wheel ECV. This bad boy will run Boogie $45/day and his luxury model even has the option to go for the highly sought after Sport Kit, including a NOS Oxygen (O2) tank and cane holder! DisneyLand has other, cheaper models available but the next closest fit for Boogs has a weight capacity of 350 lbs. Consider yourself lucky I guess though as just days ago you were only 2 lbs. shy of being barred from this riced out Resort Plus 3-wheel ECV! Who wouldn't want to take these wheels for a spin?

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Notice how the maximum weight for renting a manual wheelchair is listed at 350lbs. While he loves to say he "needs to use a wheelchair" implying that it's because of some unfortunate medical disability outside of his control like Cerebral Palsy, he's not even able to because he's way too fucking fat. From what I've gather on misc. Disney forums and the ECV manufacturer's website, the original model has a top speed of 5.5 MPH. However Disney's models are tuned for their park's foot traffic and are regulated for a top speed of 3.5 MPH. No matter how fast, the rental agreement limits the user to never scoot faster than those walking around them.

They're on a first-come, first-serve basis and there's only a limited amount of ECV's to rent. It goes without saying that Boogie and his many medical anomalies certainly take priority, fuck those grandparents who've made the effort to get out of the house spend time with their grandchildren. The Boogie2988's in town, what are you, retarded?


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LOL - look what he can do!

Jeeez ... the guy just had to lose weight. He had to do the bare minimum. And he can't accomplish that.

Now he's spent all this money with no reward. Expect a slew of streams when he gets back begging for subs.
 
When it comes down to it, how much Boogie is walking actually matters jack shit to his weight. If you're 400lbs you can lose weight sitting on your ass 24/7. If you're that big all you need to do is not shovel 3000 calories of crap into your gob every day.

If you weigh 200lbs then losing weight is hard. If you weigh 400 it's fucking easy.
 
A fat fuck with no family, no savings, no car, and a permanent live-in heterosexual life partner awaiting trial for unlawful discharge of a firearm is not exactly a flight risk. If they were feeling nervous, the court may have put a proscription against unauthorized interstate travel, but other then that I doubt any judge was having visions of Steven Williams boogying down to Mexico.

I know I sure fucking do. He single-handedly raised the average IQ and lowered the average BMI just by leaving.
Lets not forget the average penis size shot up about 5 inches too..

Oh and on a side note. When you rent a mobility scooter at Disney land you get to skip ahead in line ahead of other people. I remember going there and my grandma had to rent a wheel chair due to her gone issues. That was in the late 80s though so it may have changed.
 
When it comes down to it, how much Boogie is walking actually matters jack shit to his weight. If you're 400lbs you can lose weight sitting on your ass 24/7. If you're that big all you need to do is not shovel 3000 calories of crap into your gob every day.

If you weigh 200lbs then losing weight is hard. If you weigh 400 it's fucking easy.
Boogie's biggest problem is that he is likely eating food like the 600 lb man he used to be. Not doing any exercise is just the cherry on top.
 
Just because I’ve seen a lot of discussion about the steps. Yes, lmao. You can add steps. Literally just open the app and do it yourself. It’s specifically why he uses apple health too. Because while possible - it’s not as easy to cheat with Fitbits and stuff. But apple health literally is like 2 clicks to add steps. You can manipulate any and all apps btw. There is no health app that is uncheatable. If shit don’t add up. Assume boogie is lying.



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Oh, boogie. After trying everything else for engagement. Let’s stir up some controversy over the vaccine mandates. That will get you some attention, lol.
 
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Oh, boogie. After trying everything else for engagement. Let’s stir up some controversy over the vaccine mandates. That will get you some attention, lol.
Oh, it did. He got 527 likes and 31 retweets.

And for that minor dopamine hit, he lost 92 subs.
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Humiliation fetish theory is gaining more traction by the day.
 
The guy who professionally begs for attention and ass pats and pity all the sudden doesn’t want hard working nurses to have pity?
 

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