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[LateNightMuffin]

Some FtM replied to my reddit post:

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Are there really people out there who are monitoring whether someone sits in a stall to pee? First, I've never wondered whether someone in the next stall is peeing sitting down, and [slight powerlevel] I too have a medical condition that leads to me often using stalls to sit and pee, and never once in my entire life has anyone commented on it or given me the remotest stink eye. I'm sorry people give you shit about it. That's one of the stupidest things in the world to give someone shit about.

 

[Prolego]

Some Labour councillor claimed she suffered “transphobia” when attempting to use the ladies’ loo at the recent party conference.

Cut that "she" shit out please

I think the two sounds get merged in the heads of most English speakers because they're written the same, but in most accents they're quite different. "Th" as in "three" is formed by putting the tongue between the upper and lower teeth and gently biting on it, and "th" as in "that" is formed by putting the tongue either on the palate right above the upper teeth, or the back of the upper teeth.

I think in some British (and also some African?) accents the two sounds become "F" and "D" respectively which makes the differentiation more obvious. You might hear "I fink dat" but you'd never hear "I dink fat".

The clearest example in English is the difference between "thigh" and "thy". The first bit of both words is spelled the same but pronounced differently, and the second bit is spelled differently but pronounced the same way.

Some FtM replied to my reddit post:

Men don't have loo buddies. If we want to talk without women around we just tell them to go away. And that bit about liking "the way yhe water feels on my balls" sounds really weird. I reckon that the water would overflow out of the bowl before it came near mine. Unless I put the seat up, sat directly on the porcelain, then wriggled myself down a bit. Why are they always so clueless about male anatomy.

 

[RandallBoggs]

All of this þorn arguments don't fucking matter because the point is this person isn't even Icelandic they're from fucking Louisiana lmao. And they refuse to use it correctly too.

English hasn't used the letter þorn for over 700 goddamn years, also I thought trannies hated old English because it wasn't as woke? I'm pretty sure old English was very gendered, to the point of having gendered objects and different nouns for male or female.

For whatever reason this seems to be a new trend in the twitter alphabet sphere, half their mutuals do it too. And of course they have to act all condescending when normal people (who mind you might not even speak English as a native language how racist of them) don't understand what the hell they're trying to say.

TLDR another day another new addition to wokies' "I NEED MORE SPECIAL UNIQUE OPRESSED INDIVIDUAL POINTS" collection.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

While Piper hopes more transgender people become doctors, she wants to be a zoologist, inspired by her geckos. “It’s my calling,” she said. “I’ve known that for a long time.”

The NYT should follow up in five years to see if 22-year old Piper became a zoologist. Though they definitely should not believe that has any relevance to 14-year old Piper knowing she was always a girl.

 

[ScooterL]

And of course they have to act all condescending when normal people (who mind you might not even speak English as a native language how racist of them) don't understand what the hell they're trying to say.

So, it's like heävy mëtal ümlauts, with added cuntishness?

 

[Oliver Onions]

All of this þorn arguments don't fucking matter because the point is this person isn't even Icelandic they're from fucking Louisiana lmao. And they refuse to use it correctly too.
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English hasn't used the letter þorn for over 700 goddamn years, also I thought trannies hated old English because it wasn't as woke? I'm pretty sure old English was very gendered, to the point of having gendered objects and different nouns for male or female.

>actually, I can do whatever I want

Cool, me too! Like recognising you're a dude and nothing will ever change that, 'Lana'.

“The ship of Theseus” but for fucking idiots.
There truly is nothing trannies can’t ruin.

AKA Locke's programmer socks.

 

[KiwiFarmerSimulator2021]

“The ship of Theseus” but for fucking idiots.
There truly is nothing trannies can’t ruin.

I always found this facinating as a concept/thought experiment and had never thought of it the context of troonery.

On the topic of the Labour Conference tranny toilet episode, i have some leave coming up and am considering inviting someone to a fight to the death on the Isle of Man. I might have found my man to manslaughter on the Man.

 

[OttoWest]

Cut that "she" shit out please

Lol calm down. The punchline is more potent when you see that battle axe face beneath the headline.

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

Are there really people out there who are monitoring whether someone sits in a stall to pee? First, I've never wondered whether someone in the next stall is peeing sitting down, and [slight powerlevel] I too have a medical condition that leads to me often using stalls to sit and pee, and never once in my entire life has anyone commented on it or given me the remotest stink eye. I'm sorry people give you shit about it. That's one of the stupidest things in the world to give someone shit about.

I honestly use stalls to piss, though standing, simply because I like pissing in peace.

 

[Doctor Hobo]

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I guess they would rather people say, "I'm not attracted to mutants."

Oh I'm afraid of them. Justifiably.

Carry a gun or some sort of means of self defense. MtF troons think they can intimidate you until you fight back. FtM troons are less aggressive. Due to the fact that they're female.

Hold up a mirror, and yell the holy phrase, "YNBARW".

I believe it turns them to stone.

That's actually the ritual you perform to bring out their true, ugly selves. Should be used with caution as 90% of the time, they will chimp out. Possibly violently.

All of this þorn arguments don't fucking matter because the point is this person isn't even Icelandic they're from fucking Louisiana lmao. And they refuse to use it correctly too.
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English hasn't used the letter þorn for over 700 goddamn years, also I thought trannies hated old English because it wasn't as woke? I'm pretty sure old English was very gendered, to the point of having gendered objects and different nouns for male or female.

For whatever reason this seems to be a new trend in the twitter alphabet sphere, half their mutuals do it too. And of course they have to act all condescending when normal people (who mind you might not even speak English as a native language how racist of them) don't understand what the hell they're trying to say.
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TLDR another day another new addition to wokies' "I NEED MORE SPECIAL UNIQUE OPRESSED INDIVIDUAL POINTS" collection.

I keep reading that as "porn". It's pretty fitting, I guess. Letting their very cores shine.

Troons are pretty good at pissing off normal people, they just didn't feel like it was enough and are now trying to piss off people who speak other languages. How long until this takes off and every abc123 speshal starts fucking with foreign languages and gets accused of racism?

Mr. Lana should know that the "I do what I want" road goes both ways.

 

[decaydent]

I honestly use stalls to piss, though standing, simply because I like pissing in peace.

I‘m not buying that. All the twitter trannies tell me men‘s toilets are some kind of fight club to the death. If we put up little waste-baskets for their pretend period products, would that alleviate their dysphoria?

 

[DumbDude42]

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According to this Jasmine's logic, the same guy who likes to murder and skin fat women is just a misunderstood trans person....

orcs are asians now? but last time i heard them bitch about tolkien they were whining about orcs being niggers? which one is it?

Spoiler

trick question because the answer is neither, lotr already has placeholders for africans (haradrim / southrons) and asians (easterlings / men of rhun)

 

[Positron]

Both Science and Faith are on our side! Checkmate transphobes!


He is a martyr and a Prometheus:


Pretty big words for a 19-year-old furry troon:


He is from the Gator State, home of another noted trans biomedical researcher, Zach Antolek:


He is looking for a sugar mommy:




Before and After:


And this is his fursona:

He never tells us who is the Goddess he serves and how he serves Her.


As for how he'd have kids, he is sure that his biomedical research will come up with a solution in a few years' time.

On the other hand, Islam appeals to his housewife fetish:

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He started on Estrogen some time in August and Spironolactone on Sept 4:




Typical autogyne, he has a pregnancy fetish:

 

[GenderCop]

Didn't have time yesterday, but in the comments of that New York Times article I posted, somebody said the term "gender-affirming" is the one now favored by the malpractice lawyers, to label the collection of medical procedures done on troons. So that is the term obediently used in the article.

If you are "affirming"--you can't be sued (at least that's the plan) for doing anything, you are only affirming what someone wants. Since there are no guidelines for care, anything can be assigned that category.

Maybe "sex change" or "sex reassignment surgery" is possibly litigious? Since you can't really change sex, was someone sued for claiming you could?

So this is the new favored term, since it puts the onus on the troons and the doctors are simply catering to their beloved patients, who want to be affirmed. Nice trick.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Typical autogyne, he has a pregnancy fetish:
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How did he get pregnant 6 1/2 years ago?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

English hasn't used the letter þorn for over 700 goddamn years, also I thought trannies hated old English because it wasn't as woke?

Baeddel 2.0

 

[AssignedEva]

So, it's like heävy mëtal ümlauts, with added cuntishness?

Also dumber because you can get umlauts on most keyboards with a simple shortcut but to get Þ you have to hold down alt and type 232.
Anyway the way to get people like this to knock their dumb shit off is to tell them that Þ is not supported on most assistive technology and is also confusing to people who don't speak English as a first language so continuing to use it as a novelty is ableist and racist.

 

[grasshoppermustard]

Came across this one on a dating site..

Trans, still early days.
Into nerdy shit like video games, card games etc.
Seperated with a 7yr old daughter

 

[Gilkore]

Came across this one on a dating site..



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Has children: Yes (doesn't live with)

Thank God. Keep those kids away from this clown. But also major "yeah I have kids but don't worry, we can still hook up and be disgusting and you don't have to worry about dealing with kids being around" vibes. Sad

 

[AssignedEva]

Came across this one on a dating site..



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A 31 year old that's willing to date 13 years younger but only 8 years older? Totally not a creep!
Also "Has Children: Yes (Doesn't Live With)" - it just keeps happening