DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Nigel of Ukip]

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Massive cope

So wait, my shitposting reach is massive? Pretty banging, I guess. Can't wait to be as famous as Phil, and beg children for money when I'm pushing 40.


EDIT: I'm willing to collab with Phil, I like helping smaller creators.






I cannot believe how bloody stupid Phil is. It does show just how unpopular he really is when shitting on the fat git gets you more attention. I can't even imagine how much impressions actually funny and good detractors get.

 

[actually]

He really thinks "impressions" means something, doesn't he?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

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Massive cope

I've talked about how impressions are a worthless stat too many times to count already, but dear God having only 1-2k average impressions with a twitter account of 25k followers? Those are some pathetic numbers, Phil doesn't realize what a self-own that is, not to mention that his poll that got 5k impressions has less than 500 votes right now.

 

[Sup3r]

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Then where are these new subs Phil? Why aren't they becoming members? Why are your your numbers the lowest they've ever been? How many are snowkarl memers?

Does he really think he is seeing 900 new wallets a month? He's so desperate to not look like he's not irrelevant.

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Massive cope

He begged anyone who saw his tweet to retweet and like and nothing happened. And I will point out that these numbers aren't new to him. He knows no one pays him any attention.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

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Massive cope

"Post with polls reaches 5k people"

His last poll from yesterday got 6 retweets and 11 likes




"Regular post reaches 1-2K"

Important schedule updates from 2 days ago gets 3 retweets and 9 likes

Reminder His Twitter has 26k followers

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

- Going past his house with a megaphone yelling "phil burnell get a jahb"
- Gopro yourself and go up to him on his day off asking him and only asking 'are you the guy? Its the guy'
- ring his fucking doorbell

Look at how low effort you can be and it will get him in a tizzy. This is shit that happens to Perry and nowhere near as bad as wings. People who 'troll' Perry do real low effort high reward stuff that is relatively harmless.

At this point, who cares if it results in more donations, as soon as a new streaming day starts he literally has $0 in the bank. People need to get over the pity donations, we have evidence (thanka to bank leaks) that it doesnt help in the slightest. Its all on gin and gacha

Maybe this is what OIC should have spent his 20k on, gently fucking with Phil in such small inconsequential ways that result in SALTSALTSALTSALT

 

[BarbatosRex]

He really thinks "impressions" means something, doesn't he?

Phil's ego needs every victory it can get, even if it's a complete defeat and he's too retarded to realize it.

 

[Mr. Brown]

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Massive cope

Imagine being a streamer and not knowing what engagement is.

Phil you fucking retard, engagement = engaging with your content.

Impression = scrolling past it and ignoring it.

- Going past his house with a megaphone yelling "phil burnell get a jahb"
- Gopro yourself and go up to him on his day off asking him and only asking 'are you the guy? Its the guy'
- ring his fucking doorbell

Look at how low effort you can be and it will get him in a tizzy. This is shit that happens to Perry and nowhere near as bad as wings. People who 'troll' Perry do real low effort high reward stuff that is relatively harmless.

This is why I was really hoping Frank Hassle would get involved.

I bet seeing frank in Fred Meyer would be one of the few things that make Phil run.

We would then get a pre-stream of Phil talking about Frank stalking him and following him with the intent to kill or something retarded then a few weeks later Franks video would drop and it would turn out that Frank just asked Phil "are you the guy that raped me in my dream?"

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

No I am saying literally figure out the password he uses for WWE Champions account and delete all the wrestlers and equipment or whatever that he paid 10s of thousands of dollars on. He will be salty as fuck in his streams for a while but he won't be able to explain what it is and he will just take it out on his stream chat

A game like that, I would be very surprised if there was a way to delete items that cost real money.
Potential nightmare for your tech support.

 

[MAWBD]

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Napkin math: 900 users banned in a month = 30 per day. Perfectly feasible for Ackdolf Piggler and his Goutstapo to ban.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Chat being tahxic during the prestream begment.

✂️ He's back

47 seconds · Clipped by Clown World · Original video "DSP's Total Whine Stream" by Dark Dave's Mirror

youtube.com

The pig is back, please tip to pay my bills, groceries, feeding mah Khetwife

 

[Luty]

People who 'troll' Perry do real low effort high reward stuff that is relatively harmless.

Troll tippers would get a lot more value for their money if they sent him fish sandwiches like Perry. Can you imagine the fear in his eyes if he got an unexpected knock at the door while streaming? People are spending money to have their messages ignored when they could be spending it giving him panic attacks and possibly getting him blacklisted on doordash.

 

[Surly Muppet]

A few layers of delusion on this one.
He doesn't even currently have 300 subs, he's using the 900 from Twitch as his reference point here.
He previously admitted those were inflated because of gifting, but now he is insinuating they're all active users to make a point.
He definitely has banned more people than he has subs - he probably did on Twitch too. The perma counters had numbers in the 100's on days of drama streams.

What I'm interested in is if YT enables gifted subs, if he will immediately set the next sub goal to something like 700 subs. "Well we had them on Twitch, and people can gift the same way here now!"
How fast will he try to indulge his ego and greed when the mechanic is there?

 

[Preferred Penne]

Does he do this "History of DSPGaming" segment on every single stream?

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

- Going past his house with a megaphone yelling "phil burnell get a jahb"
- Gopro yourself and go up to him on his day off asking him and only asking 'are you the guy? Its the guy'
- ring his fucking doorbell

Look at how low effort you can be and it will get him in a tizzy. This is shit that happens to Perry and nowhere near as bad as wings. People who 'troll' Perry do real low effort high reward stuff that is relatively harmless.

At this point, who cares if it results in more donations, as soon as a new streaming day starts he literally has $0 in the bank. People need to get over the pity donations, we have evidence (thanka to bank leaks) that it doesnt help in the slightest. Its all on gin and gacha

Maybe this is what OIC should have spent his 20k on, gently fucking with Phil in such small inconsequential ways that result in SALTSALTSALTSALT

But we're good boys and would NEVER behave in such a manner, however we also don't judge anyone that would.

I do find it quite odd that we don't have any wild sightings of Phil or Katherine. They seem to be out and about on his day off, and we know where Katherine pretends to work. You would think with how Phil claims he has this army of people fucking with him daily, we would have some real life incidents to back it up but we have fuck all. I'm fairly certain Phil would fall apart if comfronted in real life since he is the typical internet tough guy, and that would be quite fun to see. It's right easy to insult people and claim you would beat them up from behind a screen in a house surrounded by a gate, in real life it's a bit different. If it ever happens, I'm betting a tenner Phil would be everything but tough.

I somewhat had hope that Frank would pull another Boogie, but sadly it looks like we will never get to see Phil's hatchet.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Does he do this "History of DSPGaming" segment on every single stream?

Pretty much, anything to postpone gameplay as much as humanly possible during the CRAZY HARDCORE GAMING SEASON! Sound good? Okay

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Does he do this "History of DSPGaming" segment on every single stream?

Not every pre stream, but he does it (or a variation of it) more than any sane person should.

 

[nyess]

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Massive cope

People who treat twitter likes as anything more than just that are mad delusional. It's just numbers phil, and besides your twitter is full of dead accounts that don't actually "engage" with your posts, so in the off chance you do manage something with 1k engagement it's just people who aren't even bothered enough to follow you.

As they say on the streets, this is a big cope there bud.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

A game like that, I would be very surprised if there was a way to delete items that cost real money.
Potential nightmare for your tech support.

Maybe, but if there was a way to do it, it would be fun to watch him have to go back to tech support and get them to redo everything. Worst outcome is him being angry for a day or 2

 

[Ortsnay]

A few layers of delusion on this one.
He doesn't even currently have 300 subs, he's using the 900 from Twitch as his reference point here.
He previously admitted those were inflated because of gifting, but now he is insinuating they're all active users to make a point.
He definitely has banned more people than he has subs - he probably did on Twitch too. The perma counters had numbers in the 100's on days of drama streams.

What I'm interested in is if YT enables gifted subs, if he will immediately set the next sub goal to something like 700 subs. "Well we had them on Twitch, and people can gift the same way here now!"
How fast will he try to indulge his ego and greed when the mechanic is there?

He'd up the sub count a day before gifted subs are active on youtube.