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Good morning sir -- you're fired
Disaster
Norwegian Princess reliquishes Royal duties to focus on alternative medicine with "shaman" fiancé.
I... I'm gonna... I'M GONNA SAY IT... N
“This is a civil rights issue.” - 5 mentally ill persons were disqualified for not filling in "gender" on their application forms correctly
Trucker Protests II: Tropical Boogaloo // XANDÃO CABEÇA DE PIROCA
This is what happens when people are packed together like sardines in dense urban areas.
Cutting gibs is a crime against humanity
Here we go again!
The party’s biggest challenge heading into the midterm elections is the erosion of its traditional base of support.
The progressive paradise is over for some, and they’re fleeing to bluer pastures.
It's okay when TikTok influencers dox people
As the city upgrades to 5G wireless, the streetscape is changing. Not everyone is impressed.
Business
No-nonsense Twitter boss Elon Musk locks all offices as 7,500 staff prepare for 9am email that will decide their fate
Furious workers reveal they've been remotely logged out of work laptops and removed from slack - as they sue over lack of notice
Bombardier Recreational Products says a string of thefts of the engines is one of several possible explanations for how they might have ended up in Iranian drones
Women's weight increased by about 23%, men only 8%
Null will get his own undersea cable and DDOS protection if I win
To learn who rules over you....
Aims to offer orderly payments after months of delays, come with conditions on rule of law and anti-graft
Glownigger proposes doing more glowniggery to Americans
The experts are at it again!
They were married in 2011
Blind man's navigational aid (aka collapsable cane indicating he's legally blind) confuses Florida Woman
Prompted by top MA prosecutor's appearance at a political fundraiser featuring first lady Jill Biden
Muh Blue Line!
US
North Carolina school district votes to forfeit games against rival after transgender athlete injures player
The Cherokee County Board of Education in North Carolina voted last month to forfeit girls volleyball games against a rival school after a transgender athlete reportedly injured a player with a spike.
Business
Facebook parent Meta is preparing large-scale layoffs this week, Wall Street Journal reports
Why would Elon Musk do this?
American work ethic vs. Chinamen
The inventor who claimed the first U.S. car ever sold recalls the birth of the industry and the general public skepticism about automobiles.
Fuck your "pandemic amnesty"
To replace Russian gas, Europe is buying up fuel that used to go to developing countries
Chicken man needs to lay off the sauce
Law
Governor, Attorney General decry request by gun rights group to repeal Connecticut’s assault weapon ban
The irony of being called the constitutional state
US
Meta faces $24.7M fine for campaign finance violations in Washington/Judge Orders Meta to Pay $10.5 Million in Legal Fees to Washington
"judge found the tech giant had intentionally violated the state's campaign finance disclosure laws 822 times." "The fine..."represents the largest campaign finance penalty anywhere in the country — ever," per a statement from Washington Attorney General"
McIngvale, who threw out the first pitch before Saturday’s game, bet a total of $10 million.
Family of consummate stereotypes whinges about political nonsense
[LOL] We need to forgive one another for what we did and said when we were in the dark about COVID.
Disaster
NY Times report that Biden is exaggerating his economic wins stuns Twitter: ‘Signaling that Biden’s finished'
The Times admitted that Biden has been 'embellishing the truth' about his economic record
LMAO "In 2022, we received negative publicity in connection with the use of our network by Kiwi Farms... and we are aware of potential customers who decided not to subscribe to our products because of this."
Some experts at the disgraced Tavistock clinic are still pushing their dangerous ‘affirmative’ approach.
VanwaTech's customers have been criticized for hosting hate speech, conspiracy theories, and child porn.
Disaster
Reddit users explode on Supreme Court over possible end to affirmative action: 'My country is dying'
Some Redditors claimed that the Supreme Court was coming for gay marriage next
Episcopals act like Episcopals, no one surprised
UN
Havoc in Brazil as huge group of Bolsonaro supporters are run over while protesting da Silva's victory
The shocking episode happened after the left-wing candidate won the elections
Culture
Emily Ratajkowski says she's checking in 'on the stepfather applications in my DMs' as she moves on after divorce
Women moment
Culture
Transgender Army vet opens up about horrific 'abuse' she faced while serving in the military
Plans to further embrace her 'femininity' by increasing her size 42JJ boobs with a fourth implant surgery
US
Banned Twitter accounts will not be reinstated until after US midterms/Musk says he will "combat hate & harassment & enforce...election integrity"
A pandemic-era rise in early puberty may help physicians to better understand its causes.
Gov. DeSantis appoints parents to teach librarians what books are appropriate for children; groomers seethe
*child-mutilating, *groomed kids
Researchers have identified a series of Russian information operations to influence American elections and, perhaps, erode support for Ukraine.
“There’s no editors anymore, there’s no editors. How do we expect kids to be able to understand what is at stake?”
Another Shoah could be around the corner
The US security services have been colluding with Silicon Valley to censor online speech
Incels are winning
EU
After migrant rape wave in Austria, Twitter suspends conservative politician who criticizes police and mass migration
Where is Elon Musk? An Austrian politician who pointed out foreigners were responsible for three rapes in less than a week was hit with a Twitter suspension
Some England and Wales fans will receive flights and tickets to Qatar and ‘will be expected to stand, sing and wave flags’
Fareed envies the bongs and the leafs
Law
Football legend Tsiartas receives 10 months suspended prison sentence for transphobic comments on social media
"God created Adam and Eve"
“It’s a huge manipulation,” the Texas Republican said.
The agent posing as an AP reporter sent a link to the fake article to a 15-year-old suspected of making bomb threats at a high school.
Efforts to diversify the industry might be having the opposite effect. And although puzzles are an important part of The New York Times’ business strategy, only a handful of people actually make a living from crosswords.
Winter of love 2022?
The jailing of two police officers for offensive WhatsApp messages sets a terrifying precedent
‘Why America Will Never Win Another War or Build Anything Again’
Bonjour? Département basé?
Stop defending your borders and culture. Embrace sloppification of your nation.
Culture
Hearstopper’s Yasmin Finney graces cover of Vogue and opens up about leaving school bullies ‘gagged’
Culture
Who Is Harley Pasternak, Celebrity Trainer Who Allegedly Threatened To Institutionalize And Drug Kanye West "To Zombieland" Again? Here's What We Know
Business
Elon Musk takes away 'days of rest' at Twitter in another major shift from Jack Dorsey's leadership style
Having to work the same hours as everyone else?! Oh the humanity!
Called Florida "the dick of the country" and did another funny thing involving the NFL
Here friend, have a feel-good story to brighten your day
A guidance document produced by Canada’s providers of medically assisted death states that doctors have a professional obligation to bring up MAID
Sherriff dresses up his horses in cute Halloween costumes; moron complains the horses look like KKK members
Stop Building Your Own Youtube!
Player promoted antisemitic documentary last week
White people bad. Does it ever stop?
"Fake news is fine and dandy if the right side of history does it"
Cope seethe and dilate
John Fetterman's campaign could have a meaningful impact on disabled voters, but people like Mehmet Oz have resorted to ableist attacks.
‘Look outside. You see the homelessness, people dying in the streets from overdoses, people having psychotic breaks. It’s in shambles. It wasn’t always like this.’
Business
New PayPal Policy Lets Company Pull $2,500 From Users’ Accounts If They Promote ‘Misinformation’
The end of affirmative action in college admissions could be a chance to build a better system
with a guest appearance of your favourite mobbing forum Kiwifarms
"The new guidance outlines that challengers can’t take personal electronic devices into counting rooms where absentee ballots are processed prior to polls closing. Challengers will also have to communicate with a “challenger liaison”"
Crime
‘Allahu Akbar!’ – Somali migrant stabs two Germans and cuts one victim’s hand off before being shot by police
Business
This 29-year-old super-saver earns $135,000 a year and plans to retire by 35: I’m in ‘the top 1% of the most frugal people’
Literal reddit family lol
EU
Netherlands orders closure of 'illegal Chinese police stations' in Amsterdam and Rotterdam Access to the comments
I don't even want to know how much it costs to heat those tents for a month, nevermind all the other shit.
Americans understand that democracy is in dire peril. That doesn't mean they believe in it, or give a damn
Leafland gives migrant rapists more rights than their victims
Winter is going to be fun!
Alme stated that he had always wished he had been born a woman who was paralyzed from the waist down.
Kimberly Zapata, deputy director of the Milwaukee Election Commission
The post-Cold War order promised a globe stitched together by markets and cooperation among nations. That system has fallen into disorder, and left the world with rising inflation, trade conflict, military confrontation and gnarled supply chains.
Top 3 countries are India, Poland and Pakistan. Only 6% are over 44 years of age. An increase of 2.5 million since 2011, according to the Office for National Statistics.
US Rep Josh Gottheimer blames Kanye and Kyrie Irving
The husband of the Democrat candidate for Arizona governor is a psychiatrist who troons out kids
Bosses and economists are troubled by the worst drop in U.S. worker output since 1947
Rapper dies over something retarded, who would've knew?
Despite efforts by tech companies to slow their spread, misleading claims about mail ballots, vote tallying and certification never went away
Police, BJP regime deem it 'will of god'
L.A.'s mayoral race pits a black congresswoman endorsed by Obama against a billionaire developer. "I can’t tell you the number of people who tell me, 'I’m voting for him, but I'm not telling anyone.'"
The Bishop of Kerry throws elderly priest under bus for preaching about sin
Instead of streaming a new TV show or movie, some Roku users are in it for the screen saver.
Historians mad he has no real power
Almost half of those surveyed have also faced jibes over their accents in a social setting.
Another gay op by Western glowniggers right after Brazil's election
"Robust demand for booster jabs targeting the Omicron variant has prompted Pfizer to upgrade its forecast for annual sales of its Covid-19 vaccine by $2 billion to $34 billion."
Law
Justice Gorsuch Brings Up Garlic and Vampires as SCOTUS Considers Whether Foreign Bank Account Laws Could Mean Millions More in Penalties
NYT endorses racism
The federal government is planning a massive increase in the number of immigrants entering Canada per year, with a target of 500,000 by 2025.
Disaster
Bullshit Reporting: The Intercept’s Story About Government Policing Disinfo Is Absolute Garbage
This shit glows so hard Oliver Stone could make a movie trilogy about it
Anti-car activists clutch their pearls over suburban kids trick-or-treating
Trans TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney responds to Caitlyn Jenner’s ‘pretty evil’ misgendering/Caitlyn Jenner issues empty apology after misgendering trans TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney
U.S. cybersecurity chief said that "voters should expect “normal” errors and glitches" and that "a water pipe will burst" and that someone "will forget their key to the polling place" and that these are "normal things"
New reporting reveals the Department of Homeland Security's ongoing efforts to police "dangerous" and subversive ideas on the internet. What could go wrong?
If you're sued by a black person, and you win, they can sue you again unless you can prove that the judgement was not affected by racism
Another 'Blame GamerGate' clickbait article by Kotaku's Sisi Jiang
"The man had cognitive disabilities and he believed his costume to be mocking Hitler," the museum said in the statement.
omg what a surprise!
CN
Lottery winner keeps $30 million prize secret from his wife and child because he doesn’t want to make them lazy
Reminder that Asexuals are even uglier in/femcels in denial
Business
Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac to use alternative credit scores — what that means for potential homebuyers
Subprime 2.0?
As a salary transparency law takes effect in New York City, postings show pay ranges for jobs at companies from Amazon to PwC
"I love reading tweets, I love tweeting. I’m such a twitcuck I actually pay for Twitter Blue."
autism strikes again
Oh yeah, this will totally end well
No ovens, no stoves, no hot plates, no coffee machines and no light bulbs.
