🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    881
Ted - "Sorry Burt but I don't want your sexual advances as I'm not interested in a worldly, mature, buff, super IQ kang. Instead I'm going to cuddle up and rub hands with a fat, nigglet faggot from Chicago who dresses like a grandma and spends his days gossiping with fat, white bitches."
 
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Burt is currenently on a schizo rant talking to computer, asking if it can detect if Alex has feelings for him via vital signs, that he feels like he's missed out on what's happened that made Alexis cry and it's as if he skipped an episode of some show, more queer talk related to Alex, trannies, etc. But what makes this one special is that Burt thinks he's alone in the room, but Binx is in the top bunk most likely hearing all this :story:

Alex's wife appears to be done with him now:
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Someone leaked DMs with her:
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Good decision by production, felt like too big of a jump yesterday and I'm sure some people would've walked if they continued like that. I guess this means we have to watch Ted for another week at least, which truly sucks
 
Dude wipes. Manscaped. TVs. BMWs. Mr Beast. 7 dudes, 5 females. Alexis trans? Fruit flies. It's a gay show? Police. NRA. Military Training. Rifle Squad? The French. John F Kennedy. Conversion Camp?

Burt's ramblings are somehow no different to the conspiracy theories that people have about the show and its contestants both on here and tweeter
 
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