🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Major Child]

I'd like to suggest LOOKING FOR MR. XANAX BAR as the title of relph's book which we know he'll never write.

 

[Windy Moors]

My book title suggestion is - Memoirs Of A Piggu.

 

[deeman]

My book title suggestion is - Memoirs Of A Piggu.

"So, as we now conclude my memoirs, i have to say, it wasnt the fact i learned how to be a human, nor a pig, but a swine, that was the real silver lining."

- THE OINK.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I got a big story for you, Ralph. Here's the headline;

Local Man Ethan Ralph Is Big Faggot

 

[Bill Evans 45]

The Ethan Ralph Story - No Holds (Xanax) Barred.

 

[Rage Pig]

Bishes and Guntlemen, it is now officially confirmed that Piggertits lost most of the few remaining brain cells in his melon head during his rehab.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Bishes and Guntlemen, it is now officially confirmed that Piggertits lost most of the few remaining brain cells in his melon head during his rehab.
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Ralph is just psychic and has a direct link to the Ralphadimension. That's the kind of shit that goes on there. Note that he still stays in a tiny room filled with piss bottles.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Bishes and Guntlemen, it is now officially confirmed that Piggertits lost most of the few remaining brain cells in his melon head during his rehab.
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So Ralph's idea of heaven is living in a sort of Section 8 group home with 30+ black people? No surprises there.

 

[Rage Pig]

Of course Piggertits, that's where you should be, although it's fat not little.

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

Ralph's dream in a nutshell

 

[Bixnood]

He's not kidding, He's going to build a case on that site.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

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He's not kidding, He's going to build a case on that site.

Some of it seems out of date, but the intro sure summarizes well:

Ethan Oliver Ralph (September 20, 1985–)[1] is an alt-right[1] American podcaster, self-proclaimed "gonzo journalist", registered sex offender, and convicted felon

 

[Salvatore Leone]

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He's not kidding, He's going to build a case on that site.

With what money? Who gave him this idea? Milo perhaps?

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Some of it seems out of date, but the intro sure summarizes well:

Ethan Oliver Ralph (September 20, 1985–)[1] is an alt-right[1] American podcaster, self-proclaimed "gonzo journalist", registered sex offender, and convicted felon

FWIW I don’t think he’s registered.

 

[Rage Pig]

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He's not kidding, He's going to build a case on that site.

He's got not only his plumberlawyer lined up, he's got several lawyers lined up! Is Balldo also involved? And they all have to be working pro Bono, because Piggertits can't afford to pay a single lawyer. Several lawyers are so angry that Piggertits' good name is dragged through the mud on the highly important website Rational Wiki!
This is such an outlandish lie, even for Piggertits standards. And let's just assume this is true - he's got more lawyers than O'Day Simpson in 1995 and he's using them for this shit, instead of getting visitation rights for his daughter? Nice priorities you got there, you sad sack of excrement.

 

[Blackstar]

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Archive

 

[Markass the Worst]

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While RationalWiki is full of lies and lolcows and we have a thread on them for a reason, this seems ill-advised. RW is irrelevant today and nobody gives a shit what they have to say, so it's not like his RW article is an ongoing problem. Proving damages from defamation will be a huge hurdle.

 

[Relinquish]

nobody gives a shit what they have to say, so it's not like his RW article is an ongoing problem

I believe that his problem with RW specifically is that it's the first result that comes up when searching for his full name

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Ah, I see. He's convicted, not registered. Easy mistake to make.

Not sure how Ralph is going to argue that it's provably hurt his income or reputation though. Even if he could afford a team of lawyers, he's vaporised so many fucking braincells he'll forget he even brought a lawsuit part way through.

His team are going to be tearing their hair out trying to get any sense (or pictorial ebbuhdance) through his xanny haze.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I know that everyone is giving Ralph for saying he knows tons of lawyers, but I think it true, Ralph knows;

• Divorce attorneys,
• child support/family law lawyers
• sexual assault attorneys
• debt collection attorneys,
• Lawyer specializing in aggravated assault against a police officer…

I mean granted, none of those attorneys are on his side but still…