🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

What has to be the most damaging to Ralph is that he knows if Dick thought his big "intervention supershow" was actually going to be a draw, he still would have done it. Ralph isn't even useful as a pet retard to him anymore.

 

[jewsernotfound]

and that's primarily why i don't believe he will go to a treatment center whatsoever

 

[Braphamut]

I’m just waiting for the inevitable Ralph falls in love with the Mexican therapist he pays money to talk to him at rehab arc

He did mention a Marisol on PodAwful.

 

[Javelin Bee]

The fake self awareness is so slimy and you haven't even scheduled a Killstream for today you lazy junkie bum.
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Ralph, if by "Frankenstein", you mean Frankenstein's Monster. Frankenstein was the jewish doctor that created the stitched up rotting flesh golem that was an abomination against the Law's of Nature that the Villagers were horrified & terrorized by.
You would be Milo's Monster, or his stitched up rotting flesh golem, to be more accurate. And in fact, the portrayals of the Monster have always been of a hulking massive superhuman, which you are not. Although your body absolutely is horrifying and the average person is unable to fathom what they are seeing, who you resemble the most is the hunchback. The hunchback was shunned by the Villagers, who would throw rotting vegetables at & condemned to live in the bell tower, outside of decent society.

 

[porkWellington]

The fake self awareness is so slimy and you haven't even scheduled a Killstream for today you lazy junkie bum.
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Most fun Ralph had in a while and all he had to do was permanently burn the bridge with Daddy Dick but at least he has Master Milo back in the picture, for now.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

Hopefully the clippers post more stuff, it was not worth sitting through the whole thing. The only fun stuff that I saw has already been recounted in this thread.

I was hoping for more of a Boulder King Reunion Show with Metokur and Ralph, rather than the wet fart we got. But at least Milo shit on shit dick Vito and chased him off. That was kinda funny.

Decided to watch, I’m about 1/3 through it and it’s alright. Ralph is the most coherent he’s been in a while (from what I’ve seen) and he does felt Vito some. Worth listening to in the background while you work. Oh yeah, and at 1:07 Vito makes a child rape joke, classy.

 

[jewsernotfound]

Decided to watch, I’m about 1/3 through it and it’s alright. Ralph is the most coherent he’s been in a while (from what I’ve seen) and he does felt Vito some. Worth listening to in the background while you work. Oh yeah, and at 1:07 Vito makes a child rape joke, classy.

you should be almost in the thick of the faggotry by now, ehh?

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

you should be almost in the thick of the faggotry by now, ehh?

You mean Milo coming on? Yep. Getting a little more boring now. Milo’s eating on camera… this guy.

Update: Got really REALLY gay

 

[jewsernotfound]

and there it is lol

You mean Milo coming on? Yep. Getting a little more boring now. Milo’s eating on camera… this guy.

Update: Got really REALLY gay

 

[MilkSports_2018]

You mean Milo coming on? Yep. Getting a little more boring now. Milo’s eating on camera… this guy.

Update: Got really REALLY gay

1.25x speed until milo joins, 1x speed while he comes on, stop watching when he leaves.

One of the better bloodsports in some months.

The only interesting thing that came out is that dickless cattleson and his wife dressed as cows for new years, and that dickless was scared that the gunt OD suicided on his couch because it would lead to his barbie dream mansion being raided.

 

[Windy Moors]

Isn't a huge part of rehab therapy? How can Ralph make any progress when he doesn't speak Spanish?

Señor Tres Tetas, ¿qué drogas ha tomado hoy?

(Mr Three Tits, what drugs have you taken today?)

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

The fake self awareness is so slimy and you haven't even scheduled a Killstream for today you lazy junkie bum.
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He Rises back up by repeating the same old tired cycle of burning all his bridges, declaring he's a new man on a righteous crusade against all who wronged him.

It's not that I think this is fake, just that it's so obviously the same playbook that he used time and time again. He did this to Fuentes, to Rekietas, to Jewsh... and now Dax.

He remains a monkey, performing for our peanut gallery.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

Jesse saying Milo and Ralph should rip off BPITU is actually pretty funny.

 

[Telemeter]

Ralph, if by "Frankenstein", you mean Frankenstein's Monster. Frankenstein was the jewish doctor that created the stitched up rotting flesh golem that was an abomination against the Law's of Nature that the Villagers were horrified & terrorized by.
You would be Milo's Monster, or his stitched up rotting flesh golem, to be more accurate. And in fact, the portrayals of the Monster have always been of a hulking massive superhuman, which you are not. Although your body absolutely is horrifying and the average person is unable to fathom what they are seeing, who you resemble the most is the hunchback. The hunchback was shunned by the Villagers, who would throw rotting vegetables at & condemned to live in the bell tower, outside of decent society.

Ralph is Juju's Monster, actually.

At first Ralph was nothing more than another life long democrat suburbanite with a youtube channel, he really was just Matt Jarbo, the only different was Ralph had charisma, but he was pretty unremarkable otherwise.

Juju built the Ralphamale character directly, over the course of several years, during his appearances on the Killstream while it was still back on Youtube. He was the one constantly telling Ralph that he should play a character (for Dax's amusement, of course). At first it was a "southern gentleman" character, wearing white suites and all, but Ralph has zero class, so Juju switched it up to just complete drunken white trash.

Rekieta was just Ralph's successor as Juju's pet self-destructing retard project.

 

[3MMA]

You can tell Vito’s instructions for PodAwful was to keep Ralph calm and kiss his ass as much as possible. I think both Jesse and Vito were tardwrangling Ralph for Dax. Jesse was supposed to pretend he was anti-Dax and on Ralph’s hurt feefee side, while Vito jannied. Everyone has to handle Ralph like a grumpy toddler.

Except Jesse hates Juju. The only one who hates Juju more is Maddox. The story is that Juju got Jesse’s Patreon axed because Jesse said nigger. Juju is the original flaggot. Juju targeted Jesse in his takedown of Maddox because Jesse was an associate of Maddox & was messing with his narrative. Jesse has been trying to expose Juju for years, so it’s safe to say he’s genuine in his Juju disdain at the least.

From watching the show, I gathered that Ralph & Vaedo were discord messaging before the last nights show. Vaedo was by proxy standing in for Juju, who was trying to get Ralph to cancel & flake on PodAwful, & Juju’s little gambit almost worked. Ralph admitted that Vaedo was trying to swing that Juju brained idea. It’s great that Ralph didn’t cancel, would have been a huge step backwards by playing into Juju’s desires.

Hoping Ralph keeps it up with Milo & Jesse because it makes Juju & his remaining henchman like Vaedo, seethe. Vaedo, & by proxy Juju, were totally BTFO’d last night. Looking forward to more of that because it’s been a long time coming.

 

[jewsernotfound]

RALPH IS UNBLOCKING EVERYONE ON TWITTER

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1879281650674323603

 

[Rage Pig]

RALPH IS UNBLOCKING EVERYONE ON TWITTER

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1879281650674323603

Pictorial ebidance

0:40

 

[jewsernotfound]

we're so fuckin back, boys

 

[FiveStarAce]

All of this is so gay and boring. There never was a Ralph/Dax dynamic to begin with, so what's really lost here?

And throw me some clocks, but wasn't this going down on a spite trip to his spite son?

 

[Lolcow78]

The Ralphamale is dunking on JuJu right now. Kiwitroons seethe.

The fake self awareness is so slimy and you haven't even scheduled a Killstream for today you lazy junkie bum.
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You sound like a JuJu fan who's mad

All of this is so gay and boring. There never was a Ralph/Dax dynamic to begin with, so what's really lost here?

And throw me some clocks, but wasn't this going down on a spite trip to his spite son?

So when Ralph is winning it's boring now. Interesting.