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What the fuck are you crying about now, Ralph?
You've got a 5K fine to pay. Better go home and hit duh gowul!
You've got a 5K fine to pay. Better go home and hit duh gowul!
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- 12 de Dic, 2022
This post is wrong. He posted the picture of himself 10 hours before saying he got beat up by the bouncer.
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- 13 de Sep, 2019
Those are probably from falling on his fucking face blacked out as those don't line up with fight injuries. A whore house bouncer would have fucked him up worse.
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- 20 de Ago, 2020
He complained that Smoke clawed him before his trip. This doesn't explain why dry blood is hanging from his nose 3 days later tho.
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- 13 de Feb, 2020
Drugged out retard is unable to properly perceive time and goes to see his XANDAH at the wrong time.
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- 4 de Feb, 2020
Getting up "super early" and getting the "wrong time lol" would only result in Ralph missing his son if he was late. Otherwise, you could just wait.
Then he seems to blame the crossing into San Diego.
He can't catch a break, perhaps his luck would of been better if he was sober and decided to stay the night in the same country as the child he is visiting.
Not that it matters, no way this drunk and high mess would get access to his child. Ralph has somehow managed to be sober enough at his previous visits, he's seriously relapsed and must just be wandering the streets. What the fuck.
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- 3 de Ago, 2021
And here I thought a catfight with Milo was going to be his next ass whoopin'. You never know what's going to happen next on the Killstream, folks!
I didn't know they had female bouncers in Tijuana...
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- 27 de Abr, 2021
Screaming about gay sex in the mens bathroom while high as a kite was all part of the gayfabe you dumb alogs, and so was having to pay 5k pesos for the privilege of getting beat up by a bouncer if you wanna know the truth about it!
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- 20 de Ago, 2020
Ralph is pretending that Dax thinks something that nobody thinks. Very convenient and creative twist. Dax heart was in the right place, little misguided because Ralph wouldn't die from Milo - that's just silly but he denied Ralph out of best intentions believing that by doing that he is preventing his untimely death.
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- 25 de Feb, 2023
ELON DAMMIT WHY ARE YOU MAKING RALPH SPELL EVERYTHING INCORRECTLY
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- 27 de Sep, 2023
He might as well come crawling back here. We are unironically the only people on planet earth who actually care about him, if only because he provides us entertainment.
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- 24 de Jul, 2020
He's reiterating the sobriety thing because Dax told him he cant show up wasted, he's hoping daddy will take him out for ice cream again.
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- 9 de Nov, 2021
take a few seconds to think about the reality of your life and I bet you'll figure it out
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- 19 de Jul, 2022
Assuming this is real and he isn't just playing hard for Twitter after taking a drunken stumble into the pavement then he really is asking to get shot at best or carved up on a gore site at worst. The last time he had a serious confrontation in Portugal (the gay slap about with Cog doesn't count) he was very nearly beaten to death, and I'd take my chances with drunk Brits in Lisbon over even the tamest people you'd bump into in Tijuana at night, any day of the week.
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- 31 de Ene, 2020
Had to be pesos. Around 250 bucks.
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- 12 de Dic, 2022
$5000 refers to 5000 pesos, approximately 250USD.
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- 1 de Abr, 2022