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Dude looks like he's having a fantastic day.
God bless, I hope he has many more, what a happy chap. Ralph should try removing the stick up his ass, and having a carefree, good day like this fellow.
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God bless, I hope he has many more, what a happy chap. Ralph should try removing the stick up his ass, and having a carefree, good day like this fellow.
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- 19 de Feb, 2021
Absolute mahogany Chad
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- 12 de Dic, 2022
We love our niggers, our court reportersWe love our piggytits he’s important
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- 3 de Abr, 2024
A wedgie on ralph is like anal sex; great in theory, titillating even, but the reality of the endevour is so full of horrors that the well adjusted stay away.
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- 9 de Abr, 2021
So, what excuse will Ralph make for not even setting a foot on Jim's lawn?
He's already traveled so far and not going to Jim just shows he's scared.
Imagine being scared of a guy in a wheelchair.
HOW BITCH MADE CAN YOU GET?
JUST ADMIT YOU'RE SCARED, BITCH AND GO BACK TO MEXICO.
SCARED BITCH BOI WITH HIS BALD HEAD AND KNOCKOFF HATS.
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GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, SCARED BITCH ASS NIGGA!
He's already traveled so far and not going to Jim just shows he's scared.
Imagine being scared of a guy in a wheelchair.
HOW BITCH MADE CAN YOU GET?
JUST ADMIT YOU'RE SCARED, BITCH AND GO BACK TO MEXICO.
SCARED BITCH BOI WITH HIS BALD HEAD AND KNOCKOFF HATS.
B
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GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, SCARED BITCH ASS NIGGA!
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- 31 de Ene, 2020
To my knowledge, this is the second based black farmer that Ralph has encountered in the wild.
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- 8 de Oct, 2015
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- 12 de Dic, 2022
Go to Jim’s you fucking homo. Seriously I may get unironically MATI if he goes home without visiting his father.
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- 5 de Ago, 2022
This pitiful, doughy faggot turned up to a gauntlet of flights 24 hours early in a pill haze to:
Immediately dox yet another whale paypig.
Sleep on some nigga's couch and attend a 30 minute procedural hearing that's merely kicked the can down the road while describing it as "trial" the entire time.
Despite all the talk of meeting an atomic wedgie with knives and knuckle dusters knowing full well he doesn't wear underwear, he spent the run-up denying he was Ethan Ralph when somebody made inconsequential small talk, took some creepshots and scurried inside the courthouse.
His notes mostly consist of paranoid, incoherent scribbles seething about how fashionable suspected Farmers are. He is malding in particular about being waved to by a conventionally attractive woman and smiled at by a dapper mahogany sun god with impeccable teeth.
He denies being bald even though I'm pretty certain during his many pill streams when he starts nodding off and tipping forward, there is a very distinct, smooth eggshell looking area on his crown.
He offered emotional support to Lady Rackets, who he has called a whore multiple times. Afterwards, Nick clowned on him by implying he has the stature of a deflated child with progeria.
All in all, time and money well spent, pimp. Consider the farms thoroughly owned.
Immediately dox yet another whale paypig.
Sleep on some nigga's couch and attend a 30 minute procedural hearing that's merely kicked the can down the road while describing it as "trial" the entire time.
Despite all the talk of meeting an atomic wedgie with knives and knuckle dusters knowing full well he doesn't wear underwear, he spent the run-up denying he was Ethan Ralph when somebody made inconsequential small talk, took some creepshots and scurried inside the courthouse.
His notes mostly consist of paranoid, incoherent scribbles seething about how fashionable suspected Farmers are. He is malding in particular about being waved to by a conventionally attractive woman and smiled at by a dapper mahogany sun god with impeccable teeth.
He denies being bald even though I'm pretty certain during his many pill streams when he starts nodding off and tipping forward, there is a very distinct, smooth eggshell looking area on his crown.
He offered emotional support to Lady Rackets, who he has called a whore multiple times. Afterwards, Nick clowned on him by implying he has the stature of a deflated child with progeria.
All in all, time and money well spent, pimp. Consider the farms thoroughly owned.
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- 8 de Oct, 2015
Douglas Mortimer
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- 4 de Jul, 2022
Ralph looks like a cardboard cutout in that photo
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- 20 de Jul, 2020
Way to tell us how fucking puny you are, bitch tits. Both bitches have to lean to make it seem like they all don't tower over you.
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- 29 de Sep, 2022
I don't think they have enough cardboard in Minnesota to render an image of him.
Necrosan
kiwifarms.net
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- 15 de Mayo, 2024
Perspective doing all the heavy lifting in this picture to give Ralph a semblance of height.
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- 2 de Feb, 2023
The Qover found their new snack fetcher.
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- 8 de Ene, 2019
Thats not what they were wearing in court, is it?
pacifist kaczynski
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- 11 de Nov, 2023
Imagine the smell.
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- 22 de Abr, 2022
I hope ralph and nick party together. I bet they'd have great fun, they could both use a little man love too. I bet they both miss it.