And Ralph just happens to hit all five categories, with him being a formerly abusive, now absentee, mentally ill retard.
Looks like piggytits hit the whammy with all FIVE.
It's not criminal matter so even if he was he wouldn't get state appointed lawyer for divorce.
Ralph instead of knowing he's poor, and hiding in a metal shack instead of casa de verde, decided he wants to waste money on a lawyer to gain what minimal parent rights he has to a daughter that he personally neglected and starved because he didn't ever want to be a father. Piggy really is more retarded than anyone can really expect, huh.
He would for the parental rights portion if the judge decided he was broke enough.
Did your mother get evicted from the garage?
they finally chiseled the last of ronnie from the couch fabric
if I were a betting man, I would wager that Ralph, being utterly destitute and indebted and thereby barely able to make ends meet even in a poverty-stricken country like Mexico, may have opted to sell the crack shack so he could afford to buy a sandwich and a lap-dance.
It's all ego. He had the kids to own the a-logs (Null in particular) and wants to keep them in his life not for their own well being but to keep the randos on the internet from having one more thing to laugh at him about.
Maybe the Elvis impersonator that married him and the horse went off to that big Graceland in the sky and Gunt had to facetime himself in to the funeral being held at the local funeral home bbq shack.
Evan wept.
Isn't he on the path to full citizenship? He has a residency permit now.